Penis enhancement pills

Blade

Blade

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My friend is getting married in the latter end of this month, and I think it would be hilarious to buy him some penis enlarging pills. He's christian, so he's been saving himself until marraige for this girl, and I want to exploit this.

The pills don't necessarily have to work, I'm just looking for more of a gag gift (no pun intended) than anything else. Anyone know of any?

PS: Another friend just said that I should tape over an Advil label, but I'm looking for something authentic.
 
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Get him enzyte, I don't think it requires a prescriptiion and there are free samples (just watch 5 minutes of TV to get the number, they advertise up the wazoo).

If you want to help him make the first time REALLY special then get him some viagra, if he takes it and doesn't have ED he will have a boner for hours. Yes, that means she can have multiple orgasms.
 
The guy who works at a Gas Station near my house told me he tried something called "Horny Goat Weed". They sell them at the Gas Station and some liquor stores.

I'm sure that stuff is not FDA approved though.
 
Ahaha! A pump is a damn good idea too. Larger and more obvious for when he opens it uo in front of his wife's family.

I don't care whether it's hot sex or not, but something for free wouldn't be a bad idea either...

Extendz? That probably costs an arm and a third leg.
 
[quote name='Xevious']The guy who works at a Gas Station near my house told me he tried something called "Horny Goat Weed". They sell them at the Gas Station and some liquor stores.

I'm sure that stuff is not FDA approved though.[/QUOTE]


Horny Goat Weed is the poor man's Viagra.
 
I give my personal recommendation for the combination of ZMA, L-Arginine, and Horny Goat Weed. You can pick all of those things up at your local GNC, or health store.
 
[quote name='snipegod']I'm sure you could find something like that at a Spencer Gifts in the mall.[/QUOTE]
I second that. They have all sorts of sex related things.
 
I insist that you come back and share the fallout of this story with the rest of us, whatever you decide to do. I'm picturing the wife being "traditional" like your buddy is, and I can't see this going over well with her family...

Just a recommendation, I think the blow-up doll or pump are each one of those things that will be so shocking it won't be funny and you'll wish you didn't go too far. Put some Encyte in a nice gift (like a vase or something they actually ordered) so when they open it and find it you get to see the shock on their face but they have to squirm when pressed to tell everyone what it is.

Just my suggestion - I am the king of inappropriate jokes and experience tells me if you go too far on this one you'll regret it and it won't be funny.
 
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