[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']Guess what.
They sent me. We won. We won big. We racked up impressive kill totals. I sent numerous souls to Allah and not one person under my command suffered anything more than a nasty sunburn and slight dehydration.
Sorry, maybe next lifetime.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't even a religious war, Iraq was a secular state. Most of those you killed would likely have preferred to be at home with their family over fighting in that war in the first place.
But remember, 5% of those souls you sent to jesus.
Though this makes me want to invent some infertility medicine. I'd then dump it in the water supply. Though PAD wouldn't be my first target, I'd start with alabama, then move on to utah, mississippi, texas etc.