Post here if you're skilled in any kind of real magic

[snotknocker]

I met a witch once and ........ well........ she turned me into a newt!

 

[DanteLeonheart]

"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority."
- Ralph W. Sockman

 

[Reality's Fringe]

I met a girl who claimed to be a witch once. I asked if she could cast Ultima, and she didn't know what the hell I was talking about.

Fail.

 

[Trancendental]

I met a girl...

OK right there I know this story is false.

 

[Reality's Fringe]

[quote name='camoor']OK right there I know this story is false.[/QUOTE]


=(

Girlz love my Mario skills.

 

[SilverPaw750]

For god sakes guys, stop shitting all over this thread and make him upload a YouTube of him doing any of these things. Thread is funny as hell though.

OP: I'm going to assume you're non-magical until you prove me wrong. Please upload videos to YouTube, OR I'll PM you my address and you can drop by and demonstrate.