I just got this from Ken Kutaragi himself for being a top secret super duper Sony insider - I promised not to leak it to the public but I couldn't resist. I can't wait!!!!
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?[/QUOTE]
wait, so this isn't the controller? damn, i was getting excited.
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?[/QUOTE]
You make it sound like people are being victimized because they spend the whole 3 seconds it takes to look at a thread. I think putting joke in the title would kind of ruin the fun shock that it is in fact a harmless, although very amusing, joke.
[quote name='Tromack']What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.[/QUOTE]
Haven't you always wanted to shut someone up while you play your games?
And they can double as controlers for hands free stuff (ex: you're on your computer and want to play a game, so you slap those things onto your nipples and let them do the work while you type whatever)
[quote name='Tromack']What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.[/QUOTE]
The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.
[quote name='javeryh']The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='maddfrog']With the price being so high as many people are saying, they might as well through in some beer, or lace the PS3 with crack or something [/QUOTE]
so the controllers don't come with crack? Am I too late for the free crack give away?