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How do you even start going to a social skills group?  Like who decides, hey this snakey guy is an idiot he needs to develop his social skills.

 
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He gets it for free. Brings a bottle of each of the sauces. He has brought the Brunswick stew before, too. It's ok, everyone in the family (myself included) prefers when my Mom makes the Brunswick stew though.
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What kind of meat does she use? I'm thinking about making a batch using pulled pork.

Velo214 said:
Do you only watch lesbian porn?

I'm probly the gayest dude in here, so people tossing gay around like an insult is really just silly to me ;)

obviously tyler doesn't want my cock or else he's be in the chat telling me to show off my wang. to my knowlege i have had no cag shoutouts on cb yet. buncha pervs just peeping through the windows :)

It's like highschool when strangers yell faggot at me cuz im wearing fishnet and vinyl pants and then i go and bang their gf. lol or something like that.
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SWAG!

 
This one time in high school, some weirdo was wearing fishnets and vinyl pants so I was like "Hey look at this fag!"

And then he banged my gf. I'll hate him forever.

 
[quote name="PapiChullo" post="12009548" timestamp="1408047136"]What kind of meat does she use? I'm thinking about making a batch using pulled pork.

SWAG![/quote]

Pork is great for it, especially if it's freshly smoked.
 
ProfessorStotch said:
Nope, thats him. That profile was banned and he made this one. Lucky us.

Marc, for real. Stop being a dick.
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Haha no shit really? What a fuck ing idiot.

MrNinjaSquirrel said:
But then Tyler won't like him as much.
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You know I hate him worse than you do now, right?

pharmacrest said:
How do you even start going to a social skills group? Like who decides, hey this snakey guy is an idiot he needs to develop his social skills.
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I was going to say probably his parents, but they're too busy enabling him and giving him money so he can buy stupid shilt like overpaying for Diablo 3 four days early.

 
[quote name="tylerh1701" post="12009573" timestamp="1408047676"]Haha no shit really? What a fuck ing idiot.

You know I hate him worse than you do now, right?

I was going to say probably his parents, but they're too busy enabling him and giving him money so he can buy stupid shilt like overpaying for Diablo 3 four days early.[/quote]
Or he sucked his Dad off to get it. Which would explain alot.
 
I brought 2 girls to my prom, even tho prom is kinda lame, but they would only allow 1 girl per guy. So i had a friend of mine bring in the other girl. Both were on leashes and chokers, hot goth chix at the time, all nineinchnails and rockyhorror. He later got upset cuz he actually thought he was gonna go home with us afterwards. He was a nice guy and all, but I wasn't gonna go that far. I made my 1st 3sum porn when I was 16 with these chix. Time flies. I had short hair and even shaved my head senior year, yup. Went to rotc all guys school.

I had no idea what I was doing but i believed in myself and that's all that matters.

I'm not into eating pussy but too each their own. I knew guys that loved it and would do it for hours. My girl doesn't like guys doing it, but she is down when chix wanna do it. I never understood guys who would get jealous at parties when girl/girl stuff was going down. I was at that slip/n/slide party and my girl and another chic were getting friendly and her bf started yelling at her and calling her a whoreslut and left. Everyone just laughed at his 'straight rage' and continued to party. His loss while he was probly jerking off alone that night, 'no girl of mine is gonna be lesbian'. I don't know if they fear losing their chix to another chic or just consider it cheating or what, idk. It's like everyone was even drinking/partying, its not like she is ignoring you for another girl all the time or moving some other chic in, but i dont get some people. peace all

 
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[quote name="Velo214" post="12009582" timestamp="1408047836"]I brought 2 girls to my prom, even tho prom is kinda lame, but they would only allow 1 girl per guy. So i had a friend of mine bring in the other girl. Both were on leashes and chokers, hot goth chix at the time, all nineinchnails and rockyhorror. He later got upset cuz he actually thought he was gonna go home with us afterwards. He was a nice guy and all, but I wasn't gonna go that far. I made my 1st 3sum porn when I was 16 with these chix. Time flies. I had short hair and even shaved my head senior year, yup. Went to rotc all guys school.

I had no idea what I was doing but i believed in myself and that's all that matters.

I'm not into eating pussy but too each their own. I knew guys that loved it and would do it for hours. My girl doesn't like guys doing it, but she is down when chix wanna do it. I never understood guys who would get jealous at parties when girl/girl stuff was going down. I was at that slip/n/slide party and my girl and another chic were getting friendly and her bf started yelling at her and calling her a whoreslut and left. Everyone just laughed at his 'straight rage' and continued to party. His loss while he was probly jerking off alone that night, 'no girl of mine is gonna be lesbian'. I don't know if they fear losing their chix to another chic or just consider it cheating or what, idk. It's like everyone was even drinking/partying, its not like she is ignoring you for another girl all the time or moving some other chic in, but i dont get some people. peace all[/quote]
 
pharmacrest said:
I love Velo and his sexcapades and stories but I am beginning to wonder when he sees his kids.

Yes, I am jealous.
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I played TLOU with him for almost 2 hours today and his kids were definitely there. One of them wanted to go outside, but had to wait until the other kids got home from school.

And then they were going to the bank or something. I heard a chick, I think it was Ms. Velo. She sounded hot.

 
All the talk about TLOU, I think I'm going to back and try to get the MP trophies on PS3.  Get what would be my 3rd proudest plat, behind Hotline Miami and Guacamelee.  Because fuck those fuck ing orbs.

 
I see my kids all day everyday. They just started school today.

We don't party until everyone is asleep, and then it's only maybe once or twice a week, if that.

I wish I could make stuff up. Truth is stranger than fiction. If I were making this up it would probly make more sense.

I don't have to make stuff up, life is crazy enough as it is.

Haha stotch, I told my grrl you said she sounded hot and she said she will try to talk about hotter stuff than going to the bank and groceries next time but appreciates your compliment ;)

 
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Velo214 said:
I see my kids all day everyday. They just started school today.

We don't party until everyone is asleep, and then it's only maybe once or twice a week, if that.

I wish I could make stuff up. Truth is stranger than fiction. If I were making this up it would probly make more sense.

I could name names, but crunchewy doesn't like that. I'll try to look on myspace or even facebook if I have any pix of those 2 goth chix, but that was 16y/o, 10+ years ago. and my chic doesn't care for me keeping too much extra footage of stuff from back in the day. I actually have some of the 3sums we recorded, but again, it was super amatuer, all of us were 16 (so in MO it is fine, but the whole recording/legality is a lil fuzzy but I was underage too, so I don't know if I have to burn it now or if im fine, lol)

I don't have to make stuff up, life is crazy enough as it is.

Haha stotch, I told my grrl you said she sounded hot and she said she will try to talk about hotter stuff than going to the bank and groceries next time but appreciates your compliment ;)
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What was the story? Did you at least have a solid script? A good script can turn around some terrible looking movies.

 
tylerh1701 said:
I wish I could call Velo a fucking liar and just say he is making up stories for the internet...
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I would normally say most guys would be lying about their sexcapades, but I don't get that impression from Velo. He doesn't care in the slightest what anyone thinks which is why I believe him. You can usually tell who the liars are with their overcompensating in my opinion.
 
Equistina said:
I would normally say most guys would be lying about their sexcapades, but I don't get that impression from Velo. He doesn't care in the slightest what anyone thinks which is why I believe him. You can usually tell who the liars are with their overcompensating in my opinion.
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Plus if you view his CB room you can see he isn't lying about current day stuff. I haven't seen his room/show but others have.

 
My little brother found one of my old Penthouse Forums while he was cleaning out my old room today. It brought back memories.

When I was a teenager, if you found porn, you kept your mouth shut about it and enjoyed it. Instead, he's like "Here, I found this." fucking teenagers today and their easy-access porn on the internet.

 
ProfessorStotch said:
I played TLOU with him for almost 2 hours today and his kids were definitely there. One of them wanted to go outside, but had to wait until the other kids got home from school.

And then they were going to the bank or something. I heard a chick, I think it was Ms. Velo. She sounded hot.
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I'm most curious about the kid who just started high school. He's of that age where he might stumble across mom and dad banging strangers on the internet.

Also, cunnilingus is awesome.

 
My grrl is telling me most of our pix when we were younger are on disc, so maybe ill try to find some later

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also, im a dork.

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Velo214 said:
I brought 2 girls to my prom, even tho prom is kinda lame, but they would only allow 1 girl per guy. So i had a friend of mine bring in the other girl. Both were on leashes and chokers, hot goth chix at the time, all nineinchnails and rockyhorror. He later got upset cuz he actually thought he was gonna go home with us afterwards. He was a nice guy and all, but I wasn't gonna go that far. I made my 1st 3sum porn when I was 16 with these chix. Time flies. I had short hair and even shaved my head senior year, yup. Went to rotc all guys school.

I had no idea what I was doing but i believed in myself and that's all that matters.

I'm not into eating pussy but too each their own. I knew guys that loved it and would do it for hours. My girl doesn't like guys doing it, but she is down when chix wanna do it. I never understood guys who would get jealous at parties when girl/girl stuff was going down. I was at that slip/n/slide party and my girl and another chic were getting friendly and her bf started yelling at her and calling her a whoreslut and left. Everyone just laughed at his 'straight rage' and continued to party. His loss while he was probly jerking off alone that night, 'no girl of mine is gonna be lesbian'. I don't know if they fear losing their chix to another chic or just consider it cheating or what, idk. It's like everyone was even drinking/partying, its not like she is ignoring you for another girl all the time or moving some other chic in, but i dont get some people. peace all
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Sounds like the guys don't know what they're doing if she likes it when girls do it.

I'm totally cool with my girlfriend hooking up with other girls though as long as I know about it.

 
the only thing i find 'odd' about velo's sexcapades is how open he is about it on a non-related (gaming) forum.     i don't think it's wrong or anything, and have no issue with people being open, it's just diametrically opposed to my private self.  heck, i normally wouldn't even mention i have a kid to strangers. 

ps - in keeping with the current thread topic, everyone grab wolfenstein.   Fantastic game, price is right, and it's an easy plat (1 playthrough on uber, then grabbing the few collectibles i missed only took me about an hour w/guide  and chapter select on easy).

 
Velo214 said:
I see my kids all day everyday. They just started school today.

We don't party until everyone is asleep, and then it's only maybe once or twice a week, if that.

I wish I could make stuff up. Truth is stranger than fiction. If I were making this up it would probly make more sense.

I could name names, but crunchewy doesn't like that. I'll try to look on myspace or even facebook if I have any pix of those 2 goth chix, but that was 16y/o, 10+ years ago. and my chic doesn't care for me keeping too much extra footage of stuff from back in the day. I actually have some of the 3sums we recorded, but again, it was super amatuer, all of us were 16 (so in MO it is fine, but the whole recording/legality is a lil fuzzy but I was underage too, so I don't know if I have to burn it now or if im fine, lol)

I don't have to make stuff up, life is crazy enough as it is.

Haha stotch, I told my grrl you said she sounded hot and she said she will try to talk about hotter stuff than going to the bank and groceries next time but appreciates your compliment ;)
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Yeah, it's still child porn, I'd get rid of it.

 
affa said:
the only thing i find 'odd' about velo's sexcapades is how open he is about it on a non-related (gaming) forum. i don't think it's wrong or anything, and have no issue with people being open, it's just diametrically opposed to my private self. heck, i normally wouldn't even mention i have a kid to strangers.
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I think it's pretty obvious at this point that Velo is about the most laid back, open guy you'll ever find. Most people would probably find it weird to share this stuff, but it's just how he is.
 
Corgstradamus said:
Risen 3 is out? Did you play Risen 2? Does it look just as bad as 2? I was hoping that it would be at somewhat improved. Speaking of bad RPGS. I think I am going to start Game of Thrones or Arcania today.
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I beat Arcania on 360 like a year ago, its not that bad but when I played it on PS3, it was way worse. I actually was given a review copy of Risen 2 before it was out on PC and I played for like 45 mins and gave up, sucked so bad. So far in Risen 3 there is alot of jaggies and screen tearing going on

 
affa said:
ps - in keeping with the current thread topic, everyone grab wolfenstein. Fantastic game, price is right, and it's an easy plat (1 playthrough on uber, then grabbing the few collectibles i missed only took me about an hour w/guide and chapter select on easy).
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How much is it going for now?
 
Equistina said:
I would normally say most guys would be lying about their sexcapades, but I don't get that impression from Velo. He doesn't care in the slightest what anyone thinks which is why I believe him. You can usually tell who the liars are with their overcompensating in my opinion.
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haha, yeah, and i spent a few paragraphs earlier explaining that I don't have a big dick ;)

so far, Equistina, ProfStotch and Velo fireteam Destiny PS3!

oh and only reason I talk about myself in here is I am amongst friends. I don't really know any guys in real life and most people are too vanilla to just chat with about my private life. I forget this is super public forum, but besides this the only people I chat with are my CoD clan buds, and they don't wanna hear my shit. Like I said tho, I'm the trophy flipper dude, I always kept my private stuff private, for the most part, til we started this off topic thread and I felt we could just shoot the shit. Whenever I said anything in other sale threads it came off as super offtopic or sounded fake etc. We are all friends here tho. n yeah iv got 4000+ followers on my cb channel, so im not too shy about stuff. and I quit my job a few months back, so im technically a stay at home dad, so when talking bout how I never see my kids, im with my kids 24/7 now when they need me. Stotch can attest to that, cuz most of the reason I don't mic up is cuz Iv got a 1month baby and a 1/3 year old running around. n yeah my daughter is 14, today was her first day of highschool. wall of text!

 
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jimbo8574 said:
Weird. Whenever Coke is on sale at my local supermarkets so Dr. Pepper. It isn't on sale with Pepsi.
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Coke probably acts as distributor for Dr. Pepper in your region then, apparently every few years they rebid the contracts for the various territories and it goes back and forth depending on who is the low bid.

I was mildly interested in Destiny until I played the beta, unless they add in more content it seemed incredibly barebones with few NPCs you talk to and quests just given by a menu. I also didn't like how a lot of missions you were retreading the same ground only this time you went slightly further along the path. If even the first few levels are starting to feel repetitive you know you are in trouble. Pretty much everything Defiance or Borderlands has done better. Also the goddamn loading screens, you have loading screens to get to your ship in orbit, then loading screens to jump to the next target. Why couldn't the ship in orbit just be something simpler so that it loads immediately after the mission is over? Also, on the damn ship orbit screen, why do I have to move the cursor over and select something when there are only two options, why can't it just be a button press by one of the 4 face buttons to trigger either of the two options.

 
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