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There's no way possible it's worse than mine.
I wouldn't bet on that. I did grow up in FL, but not the part of FL where wren is. I grew up in the part most Floridians refer to as LA or lower Alabama. I guess Matt and simmias are the only 2 who have heard me on mic so far to be able to say. They both live in NC though, so they likely thought nothing of it.

 
I really am jealous of this at this point. I need to take Louis CK up on what he said and get a divorce. Life will only get better.
This shit is so true. Louis CK for the win. Stolen from huffpost.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/louis-ck-quotes_n_5193343.html

On why you shouldn't offer condolences when someone gets a divorce:
"Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. That would be sad. If two people were married and ... they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times."

On how kids change a marriage:
"When you first get married, you have a relationship that's so important to you, and you're working on it together. But then you have a kid. And you look at your kid and you go, "Holy shit, this is my child. She has my DNA. She has my name. I would die for her." And you look at your spouse and go, 'Who the f*ck are you? You're a stranger.'"

On what really binds a faily together:
"'F*ck it.' That's really the attitude that's keeps a family together. It's not 'We love each other!' It's 'f*ck it.'"

On being a single parent:
"When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. And a lot of fathers live very much in avoidance, and they sit on the toilet. Or they say 'Oh honey, it took me 40 minutes to go to the post office.' And they just sort of sit in the driveway and heave a big sigh -- 'Oh, I have to go back in.' But then once you take it out on your own ... you have to take it all on. And you sort of activate male skills that you didn't know you could apply to fatherhood."

On what it takes to be single:
"You've got to be optimistic to be single. Stupid. You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know? It means stupid. An optimist is somebody who goes, 'Hey, maybe something nice will happen.' Why the f*ck would anything nice happen?"

On embracing divorced life:
"I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. That is the only time I can say that [about my life]. By the way, I’m not saying don’t get married. If you meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Then get divorced. Get divorced! Because that's the best part! It's the best part! Marriage is just like a larvae stage for true happiness, which is divorce. Divorce is forever, it really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger, like a piece of oak. No one ever says, 'Oh my divorce is falling apart. I just can’t take it.'"

On why divorced parents make better parents:
“I’m a great father because I only get my kids for half the week. It’s every parent’s fantasy. I say goodbye to them on Wednesdays and know that I’ll be lying in a pile of my own filth until it’s time to see them again.”

 
I kept changing it and removing it to see if anyone was paying attention. I'm pissed at my boss today so I'm going to great lengths to avoid accomplishing shit.

and yeah, it was all about how having kids is awful and they're ruining my life and health and blah blah.

but I actually think they're the bee's knees and I hope everyone that wants to be in the business of parenthood lucks out as much as I have. I do miss quality sleep like a mother fuck er though, that part's true.
Another 30 Rock Pete quote reminded me of you again. When Pete thinks he's gonna get fired:

"But please, I have five kids........that I don't want to be at home with."

 
Someone should stream Infamous SS so I can check it out and decide if it's worth playing right away on PS4.
What Gator said:

No stream needed. It isn't. It is not a bad game, but it was not as good as 2 was to me. The main character being such a douche made me not like it as much as I should.
Except I didn't dislike the main character (he wasn't as good/likable as Cole, though).

 
I wouldn't bet on that. I did grow up in FL, but not the part of FL where wren is. I grew up in the part most Floridians refer to as LA or lower Alabama. I guess Matt and simmias are the only 2 who have heard me on mic so far to be able to say. They both live in NC though, so they likely thought nothing of it.
Damn, I forgot there were quite a few more people who would have heard my voice during the Batman boosting as well. Maybe it won't be such a shock to a few people then.

 
This guy in Latin America says we are probably getting a flash sale this weekend. His justification is that their store updates once a week so they always see the flash sales first, but they always later appear on our store as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/vita/comments/2e3w4g/another_flashsale_incoming_for_this_weekend_leak/cjvsmxp

Look for "oferta flash" on their page here; http://blog.latam.playstation.com/2014/08/20/actualizacion-de-la-playstation-store-latam-7/

Games:

BioShock® Infinite

XCOM®: Enemy Unknown

Starhawk™ Ultimate Edition

Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two PS Vita

God of War®: Collection PS3

God of War®: Collection PS Vita

Wonderbook™: Walking with Dinosaurs

The Sly Collection™

The Sly Collection™ PS Vita

BioShock® 2: Ultimate Edition

Prototype®2

MX vs ATV: Alive Ultimate Edition

Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires

Persona®4 Arena™

Tales of Graces f

Metro: Last Light

DmC Devil May Cry™

STREET FIGHTER® X TEKKEN® PS Vita

Lost Planet® 3

Resident Evil® Revelations

Darksiders® II
He thinks they'll be $9.99. We'll see.

 
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This guy in Latin America says we are probably getting a flash sale this weekend. His justification is that their store updates once a week so they always see the flash sales first, but they always later appear on our store as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/vita/comments/2e3w4g/another_flashsale_incoming_for_this_weekend_leak/cjvsmxp

Look for "oferta flash" on their page here; http://blog.latam.playstation.com/2014/08/20/actualizacion-de-la-playstation-store-latam-7/

Games:

He thinks they'll be $9.99. We'll see.
If everything on that list would be $9.99...

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Yeah, $9.99 seems to high. $4.99 might be a good price point across the board, but that seems like it'd be too generous for those of the titles there.

 
I hope if there is a flash sale thats what it is.  I dont really want any of those games unless they were free.

I need time to start Second Son for Pete.

 
I've never been to Chipotle, but Moes and Qdoba are banging. Will try some of those fat ass strategies next time I go.

At Olive Garden I order soup with my meal and my wife orders salad and we share unlimited helpings of both. I'm generally ready to throw up when they bring out the main course.
Olive Garden is disgusting.
 
This guy in Latin America says we are probably getting a flash sale this weekend. His justification is that their store updates once a week so they always see the flash sales first, but they always later appear on our store as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/vita/comments/2e3w4g/another_flashsale_incoming_for_this_weekend_leak/cjvsmxp

Look for "oferta flash" on their page here; http://blog.latam.playstation.com/2014/08/20/actualizacion-de-la-playstation-store-latam-7/

Games:

He thinks they'll be $9.99. We'll see.
I was excited when I read flash sale. Then I read the list and likely price before having the same reaction as Vig. I might have considered Sly Collection Vita if Gamefly had not just sent it to me yesterday. I probably would not have even bitten on that.

 
Well shit guys, that's disappoint about Infamous SS. So basically, the only PS4 game I'm getting right away is Destiny. Are there any other must haves?

Edit: Realized I also have TLoU.
 
I guess I need to embrace my inner 30 Rock Pete. although I'd love to stay home with those little bastards. they would be exceptionally good at street fighter 4 when I was done.

wait, not them. me. they would be getting their little asses handed to them because I would be awesome. BOOM TAKE THAT CHILDREN THAT'S WHAT I CALL HOME SCHOOLIN FOOLS
 
This guy in Latin America says we are probably getting a flash sale this weekend. His justification is that their store updates once a week so they always see the flash sales first, but they always later appear on our store as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/vita/comments/2e3w4g/another_flashsale_incoming_for_this_weekend_leak/cjvsmxp

Look for "oferta flash" on their page here; http://blog.latam.playstation.com/2014/08/20/actualizacion-de-la-playstation-store-latam-7/

Games:

He thinks they'll be $9.99. We'll see.
They've been shockingly consistent in having one (and exactly one) flash sale per month since January. Based on that we should definitely be getting one here in the next 10 days.

That flash sale would be great for me just for Sly Trilogy Vita alone. Sucks balls that they're not cross-buy, but I can probably do $3.33 per game if it ends up being $10.

 
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And I'm back already, but I had to look and see what day I removed all those names from my excel calling list.  I didn't write the date down, but I realized we talked about it here the day before I did it so I can just search for that and I'll have the date.

PSN OT paying off again.

 
And I'm back already, but I had to look and see what day I removed all those names from my excel calling list. I didn't write the date down, but I realized we talked about it here the day before I did it so I can just search for that and I'll have the date.

PSN OT paying off again.
Wait, did you use vlookup? Tell us the story again. Please.

 
And I'm back already, but I had to look and see what day I removed all those names from my excel calling list. I didn't write the date down, but I realized we talked about it here the day before I did it so I can just search for that and I'll have the date.

PSN OT paying off again.
Like I said, 3 O'Clock in all the places that matter.

 
Ok I forgot about Resogun, I actually do want to play that. And Strider. But most of the Plus games so far can go fuck themselves.

Oh and Oddworld since the PS3 version is just never going to come out.
 
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