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Patches is a legend in From Software games. I believe they put him in EVERY game they make.
Patches is a dick. I just accidently poked him, and all of a sudden he wants me dead. I was the better man and just walked away, and he doesn't care. Well he's dead now for the quest from that lady in the nexus, so good. I'll kill him again in Dark Souls someday!
 
To make matters worse, I have to fight this dragon now, and asshole patches has the good arrows that'd make it a simpler job.
 
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To make matters worse, I have to fight this dragon now, and asshole patches has the good arrows that'd make it a simpler job.
In Dark Souls 1 I accidentally killed the first npc merchant. That was a big mistake as they were the only ones that sold arrows til I met other npcs later in the game.
 
Patches is a dick. I just accidently poked him, and all of a sudden he wants me dead. I was the better man and just walked away, and he doesn't care. Well he's dead now for the quest from that lady in the nexus, so good. I'll kill him again in Dark Souls someday!
Apparently there is a issue in pretty high NG+'s (like +4 and above) if you kill the rockworm in 2-2 instead of dodging past it the resulting explosion is large enough to turn him hostile.

 
I always took Pate as DS2 Patches.
It's sad to not have Patches in the game, but what they did with it is pretty amusing as you don't know for certain who is the instigator and who is the victim between Pate and Creighton. In the end,
both send you to a booby-trapped chest and mock you when the trap is sprung.

 
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To make matters worse, I have to fight this dragon now, and asshole patches has the good arrows that'd make it a simpler job.
You can trade a soul remain or augite of guidance to sparkly the crow in 4-1 for some white arrows and then dupe them. Though I think you should already have some from when you picked up the white bow. Those do quite a bit more damage than heavy arrows, it's just you can purchase an infinite amount of heavy arrows whereas you can only legitimately get a little over 120 white arrows per playthrough.

 
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This actually shows the finger action so you can see what the gameplay is really like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5LcCnndrM

 
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Sage was the Echo you missed one of the ones in the Vixix building?  Looks like I am screwed over by one of those.  Luckily I think one guy who has been playing the main missions with us hasn't started that side mission yet.

I have another on my map it wont register and remove from the map when I go there.  However, that zone says I have all the intel.  So I hope it doesn't cause larger problems.

 
I am not into MOBAs they all look the same to me.
Overwatch isnt a moba.......Is destiny a moba because you have super and 2 abilities in PVP?
Yeah, c'mon Jimbo. It's clearly not a MOBA. It's easy to see that Overwatch is a Multiplayer Online game where two teams Battle against each other in a variety of different Arenas. How you think it's a MOBA is beyond me.

 
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Sage was the Echo you missed one of the ones in the Vixix building? Looks like I am screwed over by one of those. Luckily I think one guy who has been playing the main missions with us hasn't started that side mission yet.

I have another on my map it wont register and remove from the map when I go there. However, that zone says I have all the intel. So I hope it doesn't cause larger problems.
I think that's the series of missions that Munky missed one in. You'll be able to grab it in someone else's game if they haven't done the mission. Push comes to shove, you can always try to have someone start a new character and just get them out of the tutorial, and you should be able to do it from there, regardless of how far they are. The other ones that say you have it, but just won't clear off the map shouldn't mess anything up.

 
I'm about to beat it, I think. Your description is pretty apt. Actual graphics and missions and whatnot are very reminiscent of the 64 game, but fuck these gyroscope controls. There's no reason they couldn't have made that just a control option and gave people plan ol controls where you move and aim with just the sticks. There are some rare moments where things click and I can see what they were going for with the two screen thing, but most of the time it is just annoying. They expect you to move your ship with left stick, control your speed with right stick, and aim your cursor using the gyroscope. And on top of that they expect you to jump back and forth from watching the TV and the gamepad. That is never going to not feel clunky.

So yea, wait for a sale. This is Nintendo, though, and that may never come. First run prints of the game come with a disc copy of StarFox Guard (has it's own game case and everything) which may end up being rare. That game is pretty cool, though. Just a little tower defense game, but one of the better uses of the gamepad.
Thanks for the rundown, I appreciate it. It sounds like my worst fears realized honestly. I've watched the newer vids of the game and it looks really cool (making me want it) but the control scheme just sounds so convoluted. I really wish they would have just made different options. I really hate that a game I've been waiting for forever is the one that gets these shoehorned controls to show the uniqueness of the gamepad.

I have 0 interest in Starfox Guard even if it later becomes rare. I think I might just skip the game completely to be honest and I'll just pretend Starfox 64 with the updated graphics on 3DS is the new one...lol.

 
Thanks for the rundown, I appreciate it. It sounds like my worst fears realized honestly. I've watched the newer vids of the game and it looks really cool (making me want it) but the control scheme just sounds so convoluted. I really wish they would have just made different options. I really hate that a game I've been waiting for forever is the one that gets these shoehorned controls to show the uniqueness of the gamepad.

I have 0 interest in Starfox Guard even if it later becomes rare. I think I might just skip the game completely to be honest and I'll just pretend Starfox 64 with the updated graphics on 3DS is the new one...lol.
Star Fox 64 3D is so freaking fantastic. I need to play it again.

 
Yeah, c'mon Jimbo. It's clearly not a MOBA. It's easy to see that Overwatch is a Multiplayer Online game where two teams Battle against each other in a variety of different Arenas. How you think it's a MOBA is beyond me.
Needs more bold/italics. I guess Street Fighter is a MOBA, too.
 
That chocolate rain singer dude just followed me on Twitter. Between him, Monte Carlo from three seasons ago on MasterChef, and Jose Bautista, my Twitter life may now be complete.
 
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Does anyone have the Amazon underground app installed on their phone? I swear ever since I installed it, my phone runs like shit but it could be coincidence and something else.
 
Dark Souls III is getting a new patch later (no ETA yet): http://www.dsogaming.com/news/dark-souls-iii-patch-1-04-detailed-will-feature-performance-improvements/

Dark Souls III – Patch 1.04 Changelog:


  • Fixed a bug where you might not get items properly while accessing a covenant when a player joins your game.
  • Some NPCs questline events have been made easier to trigger.
  • Made the requirement for joining the Rosaria’s Fingers less strict.
  • Fixed a bug when teleporting to Untended Graves.
  • Amended an issue where kicks were being parried.
  • Fixed a bug where Crystal Sage would not re-appear after warping in.
  • Fixed a bug where Dragonslayer Armour would die on its own before you fight.
  • Fixed a bug where Knight Slayer Tsorig would continue to gesture.
  • Fixed a bug where Siegward would fail to save Greirat even though the conditions have been met.
  • Fixed a bug where, when wearing a ring that increases Max HP, the change would not be reflected in some menus.
  • Fixed a bug where the voice chat icon would show (or not show) according to the settings.
  • Fixed a bug where the voice chat icon would continue to display when HUD display is set to AUTO.
  • (Xbox One) Fixed a bug where you can’t access the functions Quit Game, access bonfire, or use online play items when failing to connect to an online session.
  • (Xbox One) Fixed a bug where the game would crash to the title screen when you fail to connect to an online session.
  • Fine tuned various other things, performance improvements, and corrected various bugs.

 
So a couple weeks ago, a sheet leaked showing what the main color for each NFL team's color rush jersey is going to be. This year all Thursday's games will be color rush games.

Anyway, some dude mocked up a bunch based on that leaked sheet.

http://dailysnark.com/designer-mocks-color-rush-uniforms-will-look-like-season/

I don't care, I like 'em. Bold and bright and shiny and what's that?

Broncos one looks really sharp and I still dig the neon green Seahawks (especially since they're scared they're gonna lose in them), but Raiders in cream is weird. Mostly excited for the Packers one so I can finally bust out my yellow Favre as an actual jersey!

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