PSNOT 3.0 - Let's Talk About University of Kentucky, Baby!

Never been to any college/high school reunion and have absolutely no desire to ever go to one.

EDIT: have to admit, I've never heard of a college reunion either. Only high school.

 
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There's a couple here at work that are both still married and both still live with their spouses, just as pretty much roommates. They all know about each other and don't give a shit. Pretty wild.
Oh they give a shit. They most certainly do. Its never as simple as it seems from the outside.

The Zimm lady friend saga just got real!

 
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in my high school days we somehow ended up hanging out with this adult hippie dude that was going to do some recording for our shitty high school band.  he had an open marriage and it blew our young suburban minds.  dudes would come over to go 'chill' with his wife while we were at his apartment and he didn't even bat an eye.  I actually thought velo was him at first (they even look alike) but I think the age is wrong.

 
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Does the wife know about the lady friend, or she in the dark on that?

Does the wife have her OWN lady friend?

Does the wife have her OWN guy friend?

 
Anyone here ever go to a college reunion yet?

Mines this year, 10th anniversary. Cant believe ive been out of college that long now.
Is this really a thing? Did you go to some super tiny liberal arts school or something? Maybe UF has them, but I can not imagine why. There were probably around 15k people who graduated the same year as me. Maybe more. They had a few ceremonies and they were all at the O'Dome.

 
I never graduated high school and so have never gotten a reunion invite. 

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There's a couple here at work that are both still married and both still live with their spouses, just as pretty much roommates. They all know about each other and don't give a shit. Pretty wild.
Does the wife know about the lady friend, or she in the dark on that?

Does the wife have her OWN lady friend?

Does the wife have her OWN guy friend?
That's pretty much how we are. Except both of us want to get out of our respective houses and be done with those old shitty marriages.

And yes the wife knows about the lady.

And yes I know about the wife's guy friend.

We talk about what we do on our alternating weekends with our respective people. Wife is trying desperately to still do the friends thing, but as expected it's awkward now.

Wife even suggested we all hang out or smoke up together sometime. But no. Just no.

Again, we're only living together and not lawyering up now because we can't afford anything else. If/when she gets a job and starts having money of her own, then we'll talk about new living arrangements and putting an end to this godawful charade.

#TMIThursday

 
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That's pretty much how we are. Except both of us want to get out of our respective houses and be done with those old shitty marriages.

And yes the wife knows about the lady.

And yes I know about the wife's guy friend.

Wife even suggested we all hang out or smoke up together sometime. But no. Just no.

Again, we're only living together and not lawyering up now because we can't afford anything else. If/when she gets a job and starts having money of her own, then we'll talk about new living arrangements and putting an end to this godawful charade.

#TMIThursday
You really do need a hug.

 
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That's pretty much how we are. Except both of us want to get out of our respective houses and be done with those old shitty marriages.

And yes the wife knows about the lady.

And yes I know about the wife's guy friend.

Wife even suggested we all hang out or smoke up together sometime. But no. Just no.

Again, we're only living together and not lawyering up now because we can't afford anything else. If/when she gets a job and starts having money of her own, then we'll talk about new living arrangements and putting an end to this godawful charade.

#TMIThursday
Uncontested divorces cost very little. I know down here you can get them done for as little as $200.

 
That's pretty much how we are. Except both of us want to get out of our respective houses and be done with those old shitty marriages.

And yes the wife knows about the lady.

And yes I know about the wife's guy friend.

We talk about what we do on our alternating weekends with our respective people. Wife is trying desperately to still do the friends thing, but as expected it's awkward now.

Wife even suggested we all hang out or smoke up together sometime. But no. Just no.

Again, we're only living together and not lawyering up now because we can't afford anything else. If/when she gets a job and starts having money of her own, then we'll talk about new living arrangements and putting an end to this godawful charade.

#TMIThursday
Smoking up always brings people together unless your talking about Coffin Nails!
 
I think you mean pourest?

The dude is out drinking at bars all the time. That takes money.
You have never been to the Midwest have you? Their bar prices are insanely cheap compared to what we have to pay. Not to mention he does all those Groupon things that are a damn steal.

Last time I was in Madison the most expensive beer on tap was $5 for a full pint. I would need a liver transplant if I could drink beer as good as they had for that price whenever I wanted.

ETA: I can not even get a pint of PBR for $4 at the local bars just to give you a comparison. Budweiser is even $5 there I think.

 
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I would need a liver transplant if I could drink beer as good as they had for that price whenever I wanted.
Just don't do what John Phillips did from The Mamas and the Papas. Drink his liver to death and get a transplant to then drink the donated healthy liver to death. He was surprised when they wouldn't give him another transplant.
 
Uncontested divorces cost very little. I know down here you can get them done for as little as $200.
Really? Holy shit I gotta look into that. But there's probably more to figure out since I make a good salary and she makes bupkiss now and will make close to bupkiss if she gets her job. Plus all the debt we have.

So Zimm what came first? The split or the lady friend/guy friend?
She had some online dude (and maybe more), then we split, then she got a new real life dude, then I got lady.

#TMIThursday

 
The bar I play league at has reasonably priced drafts too, but they aren't the norm around here. A good draft tops out at $5. Actually they seem to have random pricing. The same beer is different prices different times I go. I think they aren't all on the same page, but in any case the highest it ever is is $5.

 
Pints are also in the ~$5 range around here. I was going to Flying Saucer on Mondays for a bit with the wife since they have a big list of drafts for $3, but you have to pay to park and $5 just to be able to get some cheap beers is enough to piss me off.

 
Really? Holy shit I gotta look into that. But there's probably more to figure out since I make a good salary and she makes bupkiss now and will make close to bupkiss if she gets her job. Plus all the debt we have.

She had some online dude (and maybe more), then we split, then she got a new real life dude, then I got lady.

#TMIThursday
Well basically you guys would have to agree on how to split all that debt, who's responsible for what, who keeps what, and a custody agreement. If you guys can agree on everything then all you need is a cheap uncontested divorce. Have a lawyer type it up, sign it and once it's signed by a judge you're set. If you guys have as good of a relationship as it sounds like you do, I'm sure you could agree on what is in the best interest of both parties and the child going forward without the need for paying huge amounts to a lawyer just for a judge to make those decisions for you.

 
I would think Minneapolis wouldnt be that cheap.  Its a big city that seems kind of hipster from the little I have seen on the Food Network shows and other things.  Small sample size I guess.

 
I would think Minneapolis wouldnt be that cheap. Its a big city that seems kind of hipster from the little I have seen on the Food Network shows and other things. Small sample size I guess.
Its still the midwest. Even our hipsters are cheaper than the standard model.

 
I would think Minneapolis wouldnt be that cheap. Its a big city that seems kind of hipster from the little I have seen on the Food Network shows and other things. Small sample size I guess.
You're probably right but it's still going to be way cheaper than going to court.

 
I don't know what this means.
Tom Leykis is a shock jock that had a radio show in LA that was in many markets. His point is getting the most tail without spending your whole paycheck to get laid. He would have listeners on Friday to turn on the car headlights when listening and female listeners would flash them. I believe he does internet radio now since that station went under in LA. Definetly made the work days go by fast while getting some laughs.
 
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Hey Zimm, have you ever thought about going to your girlfriends place to play local coop games? I mean, it's such a novel and unique idea that there's no way that you could have already considered that and intentionally didn't mention it in the first place because it's not an option, right!?!?

 
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Also Zimm, what's your credit card number? And you SSN?

Tell us about your first girlfriend, and what's your biggest regret in life? Any personal health and medical information we should all know about?

Totally surprised you guys haven't asked him all these questions that are totally all of our business!

 
Finding an eyelash in your food? Worse than, equal to, or not as bad as finding a head hair in it?

Nope. You could always rent a hotel and bring the PS3 for bed coop before/after the sex.

Nevermind. Save the money for a PS4. Then you can rent the hotel and do those things while playing on a better system.
Hair in food has never bothered me. I'm not even sure how you would find an eyelash in your food? Do you do a 20-point inspection of every meal you order before eating?

 
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