PSNOT 3.0 - Let's Talk About University of Kentucky, Baby!

Natty Light is a truly frightening concept.
I've drank gallons of this shit. Load up the beer salt and it's not that bad.

But I'm very glad I've discovered what good beer is and no longer have to drown my beer in lime salt or squeeze fruit in it to make it taste decent.

 
I always thought I was supposed to stick it in as hard and fast as possible. Is that not right?

Sage? Cleaner? What say you? You two have been very quiet the last few days on this subject.
I am going to guess at least one of them wouldn't sleep with you under any circumstance. Probably both.

 
I've drank gallons of this shit. Load up the beer salt and it's not that bad.

But I'm very glad I've discovered what good beer is and no longer have to drown my beer in lime salt or squeeze fruit in it to make it taste decent.
Speaking of good beer, I guess I'll sip and savor this Burton Baton tonight. I really hope it's as good as it sounds.

 
I have done less work today than I have in a long time.

I just finished watching some videos of chicks stripping that my buddies sent me on WhatsApp.  Why couldnt they just send them through regular old text?  I dont know.

 
I have done less work today than I have in a long time.

I just finished watching some videos of chicks stripping that my buddies sent me on WhatsApp. Why couldnt they just send them through regular old text? I dont know.
To hide data charges and videos sent from their wives?

 
I am going to guess at least one of them wouldn't sleep with you under any circumstance. Probably both.
you should also apologize to the them for bringing up such vulgar content and disgusting images that no self respecting lady should have to see or hear about!

 
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To hide data charges and videos sent from their wives?
lol, at lunch one of them was telling the other how one night while he was asleep his wife went into his phone, saw one of these videos in a text and started hitting him. He woke up not knowing what was happening. Once he found out he actually thanked the other guy because had she not seen that video, she would have gone to the next conversation he was having with his best friend about how much he hated his wife. That would have been worse.

 
lol, at lunch one of them was telling the other how one night while he was asleep his wife went into his phone, saw one of these videos in a text and started hitting him. He woke up not knowing what was happening. Once he found out he actually thanked the other guy because had she not seen that video, she would have gone to the next conversation he was having with his best friend about how much he hated his wife. That would have been worse.
That sounds like a good trusting relationship that should definitely continue.

 
Y'all are all Catholic and that's why you're eating filet-o-fish for Fridays during Lent, right?
This explains why I thought I woke up in Wisconsin today. There were a ton of signs everywhere on the way to drop off my kid at school about a Friday Night Fish Dinner at a local Catholic church.

 
Y'all are all Catholic and that's why you're eating filet-o-fish for Fridays during Lent, right?
Not Catholic, but grew up doing the lent stuff anyway. Using the lent season this year to try and cut back on red meat in general, so the extra fish sandwiches at different places make it easy.

 
Disregarding my fake protest post to Jim Bob above, I truly beleive women are more vulgar than men with sex talk and stuff.  I know my exes have talked about sizes and different things more often with their girlfriends than I ever have with my friends.

Guys may talk about wanting to bang chicks a lot but we dont go into the gory details as much as women do.  Mostly because a lot of us lie about our conquests anyway.

 
Disregarding my fake protest post to Jim Bob above, I truly beleive women are more vulgar than men with sex talk and stuff. I know my exes have talked about sizes and different things more often with their girlfriends than I ever have with my friends.

Guys may talk about wanting to bang chicks a lot but we dont go into the gory details as much as women do. Mostly because a lot of us lie about our conquests anyway.
In my experience I'd say it's about equal.

I'm not as shocked at Sage's comment as some of you appear to be. She's always seemed pretty laid back and stuff. Didn't seem like the type to shy away from these types of convos IMO.

 
In my experience I'd say it's about equal.

I'm not as shocked at Sage's comment as some of you appear to be. She's always seemed pretty laid back and stuff. Didn't seem like the type to shy away from these types of convos IMO.
I agree, I was egging her on as I knew she would respond. I think Cleaner would too, but maybe not as detailed. There is a reason those two hung around here this long. They can hang .

 
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In my experience I'd say it's about equal.
Never heard any women talk about the rear entry bowling ball move before, so I am not so sure.

I'm not as shocked at Sage's comment as some of you appear to be. She's always seemed pretty laid back and stuff. Didn't seem like the type to shy away from these types of convos IMO.
Caught off guard, yes. Shocked, no. She seems to deserve a guy card more than a lot of the guys in the thread.

 
Never heard any women talk about the rear entry bowling ball move before, so I am not so sure.
May be a bit of an age thing. I'm only 25, and the younger women seem to be a little more open with this kinda stuff. Really all depends on each individual's personality when it comes down to it though.

 
May be a bit of an age thing. I'm only 25, and the younger women seem to be a little more open with this kinda stuff. Really all depends on each individual's personality when it comes down to it though.
You do not have to be polite when you call me old. I do not get offended about it like Wren does. You are probably right even though I have known quite a few open women none have been that open in a public forum like that.

 
You do not have to be polite when you call me old. I do not get offended about it like Wren does. You are probably right even though I have known quite a few open women none have been that open in a public forum like that.
Because your old! I am NOT old!

And this isnt really a public forum. This is the same 30 of us chatting every day. I love it. I might get my first tat. PSNOT4LYFE

 
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I'll have to tell the new lady that you think a 40 year old is old.
Good luck with that. She doesnt have a linkedin profile that I can find and her facebook hasnt been used in a couple years. She is pretty well off the grid. Which is nice.

Ah shit I need to check instagram and twitter...she cant possibly use those though can she?

 
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Good luck with that. She doesnt have a linkedin profile that I can find and her facebook hasnt been used in a couple years. She is pretty well off the grid. Which is nice.

Ah shit I need to check instagram and twitter...she cant possibly use those though can she?
She's on etsy and pinterest.

 
Ran out of likes again.

Never really had any of my girl friends talk about size or anything too detailed. Other than one notable occasion where it was described as "legitimately the size of a vienna sausage" Usually it's just stupid scale of one to ten rankings, or "he's much better in bed than _____ was" 

 
May be a bit of an age thing. I'm only 25, and the younger women seem to be a little more open with this kinda stuff. Really all depends on each individual's personality when it comes down to it though.
Last week when the lady & I went to that pinball tournament, she started talking to this girl at the bar that had a tiny little dog and they talked all night. Apparently they were discussing male shape and size after knowing each other for less than an hour probably. So yeah.

Sidenote: We played trivia that night and I totally wiffed on the perfect team name. It came to me the next day. "Two girls. One pup."

 
Because your old! I am NOT old!

And this isnt really a public forum. This is the same 30 of us chatting every day. I love it. I might get my first tat. PSNOT4LYFE
I think you should get this tattoo first.

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Ran out of likes again.

Never really had any of my girl friends talk about size or anything too detailed. Other than one notable occasion where it was described as "legitimately the size of a vienna sausage" Usually it's just stupid scale of one to ten rankings, or "he's much better in bed than _____ was"
There was one girl in our circle of friends who wasn't very sexually active and very shy around men. Some rumors (Even now) she wasn't into guys. She did sleep with one of the guys in our circle of friends. Said it was painful. Another girl in our group said not sure how rumor has it he is pretty small (she knew someone else he had slept with).

 
Last week when the lady & I went to that pinball tournament, she started talking to this girl at the bar that had a tiny little dog and they talked all night. Apparently they were discussing male shape and size after knowing each other for less than an hour probably. So yeah.

Sidenote: We played trivia that night and I totally wiffed on the perfect team name. It came to me the next day. "Two girls. One pup."
That makes more sense to me. Details always seem to be shared more with either people who don't know who specifically you're talking about, or if dude is long out of the picture and has very little chance of running into anybody again.

I'll never know who vienna sausage is and the story is much funnier that way.

 
Honestly, I'm just glad we can have a sex conversation without a certain someone chiming in.

"I licked 10 buttholes on cam last night, bro.  Everyone who hasn't tried it should just smoke a bowl and go for it.  It's the best.  Peace and love"

 
That makes more sense to me. Details always seem to be shared more with either people who don't know who specifically you're talking about, or if dude is long out of the picture and has very little chance of running into anybody again.

I'll never know who vienna sausage is and the story is much funnier that way.
Or if alcohol is involved. The guy the girls were talking about in our story went the bathroom (He drank a lot of beer).

 
Did you help write Ludacris' lyrics in that Usher song?
I don't get it.

But I do think Ludacris has some of the worst rap lyrics I've ever heard. Dude is a clown on the mic, not sure how I actually liked him when I was younger. I've bitched regularly to Munky and others about this topic.Not sure if I've ever bitched about it to you or in this thread, but maybe.

 
Honestly, I'm just glad we can have a sex conversation without a certain someone chiming in.

"I licked 10 buttholes on cam last night, bro. Everyone who hasn't tried it should just smoke a bowl and go for it. It's the best. Peace and love"
eh his stories usually make me laugh.

 
I don't get it.

But I do think Ludacris has some of the worst rap lyrics I've ever heard. Dude is a clown on the mic, not sure how I actually liked him when I was younger. I've bitched regularly to Munky and others about this topic.Not sure if I've ever bitched about it to you or in this thread, but maybe.
Thought I might have to kilik that one.

"we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"

 
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