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Wrencrest said:
okay yeah i get that, I just wouldnt tell her about a site or two. No need to get her worked up over nothing. I would only tell her if it was some really weird shit or an abnormal amount that was affecting his regular life.
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There's no Simpsons episode with a Randy Marsh type image or quote, otherwise I'd use it right here.

 
Zimm108 said:
It's after 11, Sparkles.
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Okay, so we went to Fly Bar at 4 yesterday. When we got there it was just us and the bartenders and they have a hostess who was obviously doing nothing yet since no one was there. I gotta say it "feels good" to be the first ones drinking at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon. Another co worker who is friends with both of us came as well. He is cool and happily married and all so not a threat to me or anything.

She got some white wine, he got a bourbon and ginger. Their well is Buffalo Trace, which I guess is pretty good? Anyway it turns out they only charged $3.50 for each of his drinks which is pretty damn cheap. Each of my 5 or 6 beers was double the price. I dont know what her wine cost though. She actually paid the tab for all of us at the end of the night which is pretty cool even though I "protested".

We had a lot of good convo about work and life and such. At some point a girl comes in (maybe early 20s) and sits in the corner with her laptop, phone and ear buds in. "Grandma" immediately starts telling me I should go talk to her. Meanwhile Im thinking, I could, but I actually find you more attractive than her. The chick was okay, she was thin, but she was just average at best and had a big nose. Plus she is sitting there with her ear buds in staring at her laptop. Thats a "dont talk to me" red flag in my book and not worth it normally. Especially for "meh". So me and the other guy tell her yeah, she has earbuds in, so we wouldnt talk to her cause of that. She kept at it though through several more drinks telling me she was looking at me and I should go talk to her. We called her "laptop" from early on.

There was literally no other single women or even groups of women in the bar throughout the time we were there. There were some couples and some single dudes or groups and that was about it. Other than a group of old, and I mean GREAT GRANDMA old women sitting outside on the patio. So grandma asked the bartenders about what they see on Tuesdays and apparently the bartenders said a lot of Tinder hookups happen on Tuesdays there so they called it Tinder Tuesday.

After 3 drinks the other guy had to go home. She paid his bill and he left. We had several more drinks and good conversation about life and both our divorces etc. She mentioned she is dating some guy from Tinder too and as we talk she kept talking about laptop. I finally just told her that she had a big nose and wasnt as good looking as the person I am talking to. If I was going to go home with anyone it would be you. She laughed of course and was flirty but I started getting the feeling she wanted to be my "wingman" more than anything. I finally got it out of her that this guys she is "dating" is 20 something. So she already has a hot young 20 something dick, that doesnt work in the same office, so she doesnt need me. I told you guys she was hot, and she is really sexy so its hard for me to compete with that. But I kept trying. She is about 5'7" so 5'10" or more in heels and might weigh 125 with long blonde hair and she wears sexy skirts all the time with her heels. She is a Florida native.

She had said earlier in the night that she needed to leave at 7 to get home and give her dog an insulin shot. Her dog is sick and we talked about pets a lot too during the night. She wound up having another drink with me and staying until almost 8. I finally reminded her she needed to get home so I walked her to her car (after she paid our bill). I reminded her we hadnt eaten and wanted to see if she wanted me to go pickup something to bring back to her place, but no dice. "wingman" for now. We are probably going out again next week.

TLDR and spoiler alert: I didnt get laid, but had a good time and we will do it again. And maybe one day I'll break her...literally and figuratively.

 
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Wrencrest said:
Okay, so we went to Fly Bar at 4 yesterday. When we got there it was just us and the bartenders and they have a hostess who was obviously doing nothing yet since no one was there. I gotta say it "feels good" to be the first ones drinking at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon. Another co worker who is friends with both of us came as well. He is cool and happily married and all so not a threat to me or anything.

She got some white wine, he got a bourbon and ginger. Their well is Buffalo Trace, which I guess is pretty good? Anyway it turns out they only charged $3.50 for each of his drinks which is pretty damn cheap. Each of my 5 or 6 beers was double the price. I dont know what her wine cost though. She actually paid the tab for all of us at the end of the night which is pretty cool even though I "protested".

We had a lot of good convo about work and life and such. At some point a girl comes in (maybe early 20s) and sits in the corner with her laptop, phone and ear buds in. "Grandma" immediately starts telling me I should go talk to her. Meanwhile Im thinking, I could, but I actually find you more attractive than her. The chick was okay, she was thin, but she was just average at best and had a big nose. Plus she is sitting there with her ear buds in staring at her laptop. Thats a "dont talk to me" red flag in my book and not worth it normally. Especially for "meh". So me and the other guy tell her yeah, she has earbuds in, so we wouldnt talk to her cause of that. She kept at it though through several more drinks telling me she was looking at me and I should go talk to her. We called her "laptop" from early on.

There was literally no other single women or even groups of women in the bar throughout the time we were there. There were some couples and some single dudes or groups and that was about it. Other than a group of old, and I mean GREAT GRANDMA old women sitting outside on the patio. So grandma asked the bartenders about what they see on Tuesdays and apparently the bartenders said a lot of Tinder hookups happen on Tuesdays there so they called it Tinder Tuesday.

After 3 drinks the other guy had to go home. She paid his bill and he left. We had several more drinks and good conversation about life and both our divorces etc. She mentioned she is dating some guy from Tinder too and as we talk she kept talking about laptop. I finally just told her that she had a big nose and wasnt as good looking as the person I am talking to. If I was going to go home with anyone it would be you. She laughed of course and was flirty but I started getting the feeling she wanted to be my "wingman" more than anything. I finally got it out of her that this guys she is "dating" is 20 something. So she already has a hot young 20 something dick, that doesnt work in the same office, so she doesnt need me. I told you guys she was hot, and she is really sexy so its hard for me to compete with that. But I kept trying. She is about 5'7" so 5'10" or more in heels and might weigh 125 with long blonde hair and she wears sexy skirts all the time with her heels. She is a Florida native.

She had said earlier in the night that she needed to leave at 7 to get home and give her dog an insulin shot. Her dog is sick and we talked about pets a lot too during the night. She wound up having another drink with me and staying until almost 8. I finally reminded her she needed to get home so I walked her to her car (after she paid our bill). I reminded her we hadnt eaten and wanted to see if she wanted me to go pickup something to bring back to her place, but no dice. "wingman" for now. We are probably going out again next week.

TLDR and spoiler alert: I didnt get laid, but had a good time and we will do it again. And maybe one day I'll break her...literally and figuratively.
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The other guy - did she invite him or did you?

And her telling you to go talk to the other girl should have been your first clue that it wasn't happening.

 
pitfallharry219 said:
The other guy - did she invite him or did you?

And her telling you to go talk to the other girl should have been your first clue that it wasn't happening.
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Dude, it was like the third clue, but you dont want to think that way right out of the box. Try to keep the PMA like Bums likes to say.

She invited him because he overheard us talking about it. That was one of the first two clues though.

 
Wrencrest said:
Okay, so we went to Fly Bar at 4 yesterday. When we got there it was just us and the bartenders and they have a hostess who was obviously doing nothing yet since no one was there. I gotta say it "feels good" to be the first ones drinking at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon. Another co worker who is friends with both of us came as well. He is cool and happily married and all so not a threat to me or anything.

She got some white wine, he got a bourbon and ginger. Their well is Buffalo Trace, which I guess is pretty good? Anyway it turns out they only charged $3.50 for each of his drinks which is pretty damn cheap. Each of my 5 or 6 beers was double the price. I dont know what her wine cost though. She actually paid the tab for all of us at the end of the night which is pretty cool even though I "protested".

We had a lot of good convo about work and life and such. At some point a girl comes in (maybe early 20s) and sits in the corner with her laptop, phone and ear buds in. "Grandma" immediately starts telling me I should go talk to her. Meanwhile Im thinking, I could, but I actually find you more attractive than her. The chick was okay, she was thin, but she was just average at best and had a big nose. Plus she is sitting there with her ear buds in staring at her laptop. Thats a "dont talk to me" red flag in my book and not worth it normally. Especially for "meh". So me and the other guy tell her yeah, she has earbuds in, so we wouldnt talk to her cause of that. She kept at it though through several more drinks telling me she was looking at me and I should go talk to her. We called her "laptop" from early on.

There was literally no other single women or even groups of women in the bar throughout the time we were there. There were some couples and some single dudes or groups and that was about it. Other than a group of old, and I mean GREAT GRANDMA old women sitting outside on the patio. So grandma asked the bartenders about what they see on Tuesdays and apparently the bartenders said a lot of Tinder hookups happen on Tuesdays there so they called it Tinder Tuesday.

After 3 drinks the other guy had to go home. She paid his bill and he left. We had several more drinks and good conversation about life and both our divorces etc. She mentioned she is dating some guy from Tinder too and as we talk she kept talking about laptop. I finally just told her that she had a big nose and wasnt as good looking as the person I am talking to. If I was going to go home with anyone it would be you. She laughed of course and was flirty but I started getting the feeling she wanted to be my "wingman" more than anything. I finally got it out of her that this guys she is "dating" is 20 something. So she already has a hot young 20 something dick, that doesnt work in the same office, so she doesnt need me. I told you guys she was hot, and she is really sexy so its hard for me to compete with that. But I kept trying. She is about 5'7" so 5'10" or more in heels and might weigh 125 with long blonde hair and she wears sexy skirts all the time with her heels. She is a Florida native.

She had said earlier in the night that she needed to leave at 7 to get home and give her dog an insulin shot. Her dog is sick and we talked about pets a lot too during the night. She wound up having another drink with me and staying until almost 8. I finally reminded her she needed to get home so I walked her to her car (after she paid our bill). I reminded her we hadnt eaten and wanted to see if she wanted me to go pickup something to bring back to her place, but no dice. "wingman" for now. We are probably going out again next week.

TLDR and spoiler alert: I didnt get laid, but had a good time and we will do it again. And maybe one day I'll break her...literally and figuratively.
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I laughed, I cried...I ate Pizza. It didn't rise to the level of step mom porn though since you said "grandma" too often. That's a porn fantasy killer.

 
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Wrencrest said:
I reminded her we hadnt eaten and wanted to see if she wanted me to go pickup something to bring back to her place, but no dice.
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Pretty smooth there.

I don't think her telling you to go hit on another chick is necessarily a no go signal. Might just be saying it to see how you react. I've had my fwb try to find chicks for me.
 
tylerh1701 said:
Pretty smooth there.

I don't think her telling you to go hit on another chick is necessarily a no go signal. Might just be saying it to see how you react. I've had my fwb try to find chicks for me.
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Not smooth enough.

But yeah I agree she could have just been feeling me out, which is why I said I thought she was prettier. And she really was, but by that point I knew it was an uphill climb.

 
Wrencrest said:
Dude, it was like the third clue, but you dont want to think that way right out of the box. Try to keep the PMA like Bums likes to say.

She invited him because he overheard us talking about it. That was one of the first two clues though.
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That's the best approach with coworkers or any woman you see on a regular basis, it's all work towards the future. You never know what may happen.

 
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So parts of America love incest and cartoon porn??  No wonder Sword Art Online is so popular. I want to say I'm joking but that show has implied tentacle rape and kissing cousins - and I don't mean lesbians.

#usawantstheL

 
kilik64 said:
Is it anything at all like FFT? Loved that game.
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Not really. While FFT has a turn-based system where every unit (yours and the AI's) could act next, Lost Dimension uses a phase-based system where all of your characters can act (you choose who does what), then all of the enemy units take their turns. LD also has an Assist System: If a character attacks an enemy while 1-5 allies have that same enemy within their respective attack ranges, they can all perform follow-up attacks, drastically reducing the time needed to kill said enemy.

 
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Wrencrest said:
Not smooth enough.

But yeah I agree she could have just been feeling me out, which is why I said I thought she was prettier. And she really was, but by that point I knew it was an uphill climb.
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Maybe she wanted you to hit on laptop to join y'all on a tricycle ride?

 
Stotch,

This is pretty cool.  New Belgium Brewing is celebrating their 25th anniversary of Fat Tire by collaborating with a bunch of other brewery friends to re-imagine Fat Tire.  I can't wait to buy this 12 pack this summer.

http://thefullpint.com/beer-news/new-belgium-fat-tire-friends-celebrate-25-years-with-collaborative-fat-tire-riff-pack/?1

Fat-Tire-and-Friends-Bottles.jpg


 
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Zimm108 said:
It has been awhile since I've had their other offerings. I think a variety pack is in order this weekend.
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The variety in the bottle Folly pack seems a lot better than the canned one. Since cans are so much better for beer, it would be a tough choice if I was in the market.

ETA: And damn you for causing me to look at their website. I NEED this now and it looks like it was a one time thing.

http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/grilled-pineapple-berlinerweiss

That Wakefield dude they mention from the Miami area makes phenomenal fruited Berliner Weiss beers. The Passion Fruit Dragon Fruit one he made was one of the best beers I have ever had.

 
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GatorBeerGeek said:
The variety in the bottle Folly pack seems a lot better than the canned one. Since cans are so much better for beer, it would be a tough choice if I was in the market.
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I thought bottles were supposed to be better? I mean I guess bottles let in the light pollution and whatnot. Or maybe it was just beer was supposed to taste better out of a bottle than a can. Or maybe that's just the old Keystone commercials infecting my head with their "Bottled beer taste in a can" campaign.

 
Zimm108 said:
I thought bottles were supposed to be better? I mean I guess bottles let in the light pollution and whatnot. Or maybe it was just beer was supposed to taste better out of a bottle than a can. Or maybe that's just the old Keystone commercials infecting my head with their "Bottled beer taste in a can" campaign.
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No light and no oxygen can get in a can. Glass and a crown (or cork) respectively let those in. The beer will stay fresher longer in a can.

There are some that claim they taste the metal. Since the beer doesnt come in contact with anything but the plastic lining inside the can, I call BS on that.

 
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