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guardian_owl said:
You can always summon Mr. Praise the Sun to split up Jake and the Fatman if you can't do it solo. His summon sign is on one of the high ledges in the big entryway just before the boss.

What build are you currently using?
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I know that's an option, but I don't want him to kill Ornstein first because I read that Super Ornstein is nigh-impossible on NG+. I suppose it's possible that I might kill Smough faster...

I'm not sure how to describe my build, but these are the stats I remember:

Soul Level 66

VIT 24

Attunement 12

END 24

STR 18

DEX 20

INT 15

RES 12

Faith 25 (to be able to enter the Sunlight covenant)

My character has Quelaag's Furysword + Crest Shield, and the Gold-Hemmed Dark Set equipped in every slot but gloves, where I have the Silver Knight Gloves instead. I also have an Ascended Pyromancy Flame (unleveled beyond getting the original flame to +15 then ascending it) and two equipped rings: Cloranthy Ring (+50% stamina regen) and Ring of Steel Protection (+50 physical defense).

 
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Managed to finally pick up my 100th ranked win in sf5 this morning and a couple more crowns in hot shots golf (13 left still). Now I'm going to take a shower before I field any questions you have about my recent progress.
 
Dead Island is apparently getting a "Definitive Collection" on 5/31: http://gematsu.com/2016/03/dead-island-definitive-collection-leaked-ps4-xbox-one

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Dead Island: Definitive Collection contains Dead Island: Definitive Edition, Dead Island: Riptide Definitive Edition and a brand new stand-alone 16-bit game Dead Island: Retro Revenge.

Dead Island Definitive Edition and Dead Island: Riptide Definitive Edition are fully remastered versions of Dead Island and Dead Island: Riptide including all released DLC and patches.

Dead Island: Retro Revenge is a brand new stand-alone 16-bit game set in the style of a classic side-scrolling action / endless runner within the Dead Island universe.

Best Buy's listing shows a $39.99 MSRP: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/dead-island-definitive-collection-playstation-4/5066005.p?id=bb5066005&skuId=5066005

 
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Wrencrest said:
Okay, so we went to Fly Bar at 4 yesterday. When we got there it was just us and the bartenders and they have a hostess who was obviously doing nothing yet since no one was there. I gotta say it "feels good" to be the first ones drinking at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon. Another co worker who is friends with both of us came as well. He is cool and happily married and all so not a threat to me or anything.

She got some white wine, he got a bourbon and ginger. Their well is Buffalo Trace, which I guess is pretty good? Anyway it turns out they only charged $3.50 for each of his drinks which is pretty damn cheap. Each of my 5 or 6 beers was double the price. I dont know what her wine cost though. She actually paid the tab for all of us at the end of the night which is pretty cool even though I "protested".

We had a lot of good convo about work and life and such. At some point a girl comes in (maybe early 20s) and sits in the corner with her laptop, phone and ear buds in. "Grandma" immediately starts telling me I should go talk to her. Meanwhile Im thinking, I could, but I actually find you more attractive than her. The chick was okay, she was thin, but she was just average at best and had a big nose. Plus she is sitting there with her ear buds in staring at her laptop. Thats a "dont talk to me" red flag in my book and not worth it normally. Especially for "meh". So me and the other guy tell her yeah, she has earbuds in, so we wouldnt talk to her cause of that. She kept at it though through several more drinks telling me she was looking at me and I should go talk to her. We called her "laptop" from early on.

There was literally no other single women or even groups of women in the bar throughout the time we were there. There were some couples and some single dudes or groups and that was about it. Other than a group of old, and I mean GREAT GRANDMA old women sitting outside on the patio. So grandma asked the bartenders about what they see on Tuesdays and apparently the bartenders said a lot of Tinder hookups happen on Tuesdays there so they called it Tinder Tuesday.

After 3 drinks the other guy had to go home. She paid his bill and he left. We had several more drinks and good conversation about life and both our divorces etc. She mentioned she is dating some guy from Tinder too and as we talk she kept talking about laptop. I finally just told her that she had a big nose and wasnt as good looking as the person I am talking to. If I was going to go home with anyone it would be you. She laughed of course and was flirty but I started getting the feeling she wanted to be my "wingman" more than anything. I finally got it out of her that this guys she is "dating" is 20 something. So she already has a hot young 20 something dick, that doesnt work in the same office, so she doesnt need me. I told you guys she was hot, and she is really sexy so its hard for me to compete with that. But I kept trying. She is about 5'7" so 5'10" or more in heels and might weigh 125 with long blonde hair and she wears sexy skirts all the time with her heels. She is a Florida native.

She had said earlier in the night that she needed to leave at 7 to get home and give her dog an insulin shot. Her dog is sick and we talked about pets a lot too during the night. She wound up having another drink with me and staying until almost 8. I finally reminded her she needed to get home so I walked her to her car (after she paid our bill). I reminded her we hadnt eaten and wanted to see if she wanted me to go pickup something to bring back to her place, but no dice. "wingman" for now. We are probably going out again next week.

TLDR and spoiler alert: I didnt get laid, but had a good time and we will do it again. And maybe one day I'll break her...literally and figuratively.
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While reading your post, the following immediately came to mind:

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I like your determination, though.

 
Dick Day update:  I got a text back: "lol".  Whew!  Like all women (apologies to Sage and Cleaner) you just never know which attitude your going to get from this one.  Thankfully she laughed it off enough to tell me she is out again today due to both kids being sick now.  I can just see tomorrow's text telling me she is sick now with the kids and I respond telling her to have another "dick day!".

 
Vigilante said:
Dead Island is apparently getting a "Definitive Collection" on 5/31: http://gematsu.com/2016/03/dead-island-definitive-collection-leaked-ps4-xbox-one

Dead-Island-Definitive-Collection-Ann_001.jpg


About

Dead Island: Definitive Collection contains Dead Island: Definitive Edition, Dead Island: Riptide Definitive Edition and a brand new stand-alone 16-bit game Dead Island: Retro Revenge.

Dead Island Definitive Edition and Dead Island: Riptide Definitive Edition are fully remastered versions of Dead Island and Dead Island: Riptide including all released DLC and patches.

Dead Island: Retro Revenge is a brand new stand-alone 16-bit game set in the style of a classic side-scrolling action / endless runner within the Dead Island universe.

Best Buy's listing shows a $39.99 MSRP: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/dead-island-definitive-collection-playstation-4/5066005.p?id=bb5066005&skuId=5066005
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That's an awful lot of Dead Island to try and stomach. I liked the first one but was getting bored with it towards the end.

 
tylerh1701 said:
Yeah, I should have singled him out. The oldest son and the older girl and not that bad. And then the baby doesn't matter. But that middle kid is terrible. All his lines are awful and he screams them for some reason.
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I thought the daughter was pretty bad too. Mostly because looked and acted way too much like a Disney channel reject. But yeah, the middle kid was kinda funny for half an episode and then was terrible the rest of the way and definitely over acted his lines.
 
I get what you guys are saying about the Fuller House kids, and maybe they did over-do it, but it really seems like that's what they were aiming for. It's supposed to be cheesy. I like it for something I can turn my brain off and watch.

 
I think the new platform for all politicians running for office is "More Dick Days for America's hard workers!"

 
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MildObstruction said:
Managed to finally pick up my 100th ranked win in sf5 this morning and a couple more crowns in hot shots golf (13 left still). Now I'm going to take a shower before I field any questions you have about my recent progress.
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Tell us about what this victory means to you personally?

Describe the knockout move you used to finish the match, and was that a play you went over a lot in practice this past week?

Where does this leave you as you consider your career going forward?

 
Follow up to yesterday's beer bottle/can discussion:

I'm pretty sure the plastic liner in cans contains bisphenol A (BPA).  BPA has come under scrutiny in the last 10-20 years for being a chemical that is not safe for human consumption.  There are some scientists and academia who claim that BPA leaches out of the liners over time, and therefore gets ingested when you consume whatever was in contact with the plastic.  That's a big reason why using BPA in the manufacture of baby bottles was halted sometime ago.

Of course, there are others who claim that even if BPA is leeched into the food/beverage the amount present is so minute that a human would have to consume an impossible amount per day over the course of a lifetime to exceed the amount that is unsafe.

TL;DR: Some people think plastic lined cans are bad for you.

 
madchemist76 said:
Follow up to yesterday's beer bottle/can discussion:

I'm pretty sure the plastic liner in cans contains bisphenol A (BPA). BPA has come under scrutiny in the last 10-20 years for being a chemical that is not safe for human consumption. There are some scientists and academia who claim that BPA leaches out of the liners over time, and therefore gets ingested when you consume whatever was in contact with the plastic. That's a big reason why using BPA in the manufacture of baby bottles was halted sometime ago.

Of course, there are others who claim that even if BPA is leeched into the food/beverage the amount present is so minute that a human would have to consume an impossible amount per day over the course of a lifetime to exceed the amount that is unsafe.

TL;DR: Some people think plastic lined cans are bad for you.
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Maybe I'm wrong but I thought it had something to do with heating products containing BPA that "released" it's harmful effects.

Anyway, the BPA I consumed last night was damn tasty.

 
TopsideKracker said:
There is an awful lot of Fuller House talk in here that doesn't pertain to Stephanie's boobs... help me understand please.
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Yeah, i havent watched a single episode and never will but I have watched plenty of scenes with her in it already. Not sure why anyone would know anything else about the show honestly.

 
Wrencrest said:
Yeah, i havent watched a single episode and never will but I have watched plenty of scenes with her in it already. Not sure why anyone would know anything else about the show honestly.
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My son likes watching it, so it's something we can put on when we plop down on the couch in the evenings that isn't a cartoon. I've had some chuckles from it. It's exactly what I expected.

 
ProfessorStotch said:
Yeah, that's definitely the point of Fuller House, dum dums. Stuff that kids will find funny but parents will watch solely for nostalgia
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TopsideKracker said:
So the goal is to see how many "dick day" comments it takes to actually earn you a meeting with HR?

No fun in quitting while you're ahead I guess!
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TopsideKracker said:
There is an awful lot of Fuller House talk in here that doesn't pertain to Stephanie's boobs... help me understand please.
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fuck you like quota

 
Backlog_Overload said:
My son likes watching it, so it's something we can put on when we plop down on the couch in the evenings that isn't a cartoon. I've had some chuckles from it. It's exactly what I expected.
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Anyone else want to give specific reasons as to why they watch this dumb show?

Its okay Backlog, I know why you watch it and why someone your sons age would. I wasnt that serious about it.

 
Wrencrest said:
Im not a quitter!

Wait...
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I actually wouldnt mind getting fired today. The stupid shit I have to go through with technology at this bank is mind boggling. No one has a fuck ing clue what they are doing. I do nothing all day yet somehow manage to have more accomplished and more knowledge than anyone else I work with.

 
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Zimm108 said:
Maybe it's supposed to be a direct prequel? Like here this is how that land formed and there are the ancestors of creepy pink coat guy!

Or maybe the big wigs just wanted a new game as soon as possible so the devs were forced to recycle.

Or maybe just lazy fuckers.
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Definitely not this--Far Cry 4 takes place in the Himalayas (Southern Asia) while Primal takes place in Eastern Europe during the Stone Age.

 
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Zimm108 said:
Tell us about what this victory means to you personally?

Describe the knockout move you used to finish the match, and was that a play you went over a lot in practice this past week?

Where does this leave you as you consider your career going forward?
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Wrencrest said:
Dick Day update: I got a text back: "lol". Whew! Like all women (apologies to Sage and Cleaner) you just never know which attitude your going to get from this one. Thankfully she laughed it off enough to tell me she is out again today due to both kids being sick now. I can just see tomorrow's text telling me she is sick now with the kids and I respond telling her to have another "dick day!".
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As a newbie at work we have to send our plans to internal quality review before uploading it for the QR team. Once they okay it they leave a comment that says" IQR Pass". My reviewer was typing too quickly and put "IQR ass" last week lol. I immediately reported him and now he's on the unemployment line.

No, but seriously it was all good and I got a good chuckle out of it. He preemptively sent my supervisor and our manager an email about the mistake to see if they could remove the comment because anyone can see it.

In regards to wren, I really want to take a dick day today. Everyone at work was dick and in turn they gave me their dickness! Now I'll be dick all weekend! Any amount of dick is way too much dick for me!
 
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AvengedBacklog said:
That's about the right price for Far Cry 4 at least.
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Well, that's what I paid for the complete edition.

Also, if someone didn't point that out the vast majority wouldn't even notice. Even the guy who wrote the article Vig posted said he never realized it during his playthrough.

 
Wrencrest said:
Anyone else want to give specific reasons as to why they watch this dumb show?

Its okay Backlog, I know why you watch it and why someone your sons age would. I wasnt that serious about it.
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I used to watch Full House as a kid but I can't stomach it now. My wife has introduced it to the kids though and... surprise,surprise... they love it.

 
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Vigilante said:
Agreed. I still have Dying Light in the backlog and I think I'd rather play that for zombie-killing fun.
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Don't you even read IA reviews?

If you really want to kill zombies then Dead Island is the way to go. If you like to run the map with no fast travel and elude zombies then Dying Light is your game.

 
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TopsideKracker said:
I used to watch Full House as a kid but I can't stomach it now. My wife has introduced it to the kids though and... surprise,surprise... they love it.
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yeah thats my point really. We were all kids and as far as 80s/90s shows go it was entertaining enough but anyone who thought this new spinoff would be good 20 years later is a retard.

Just enjoy it for the hotness.

 
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