PSNOT 3.0 - Let's Talk About University of Kentucky, Baby!

Sounds much worse but similar to the lady behind me who is having car troubles, is also pregnant, was on the phone all morning calling car places and arguing with her baby daddy, and started crying in my boss's cubicle.

And if that sounds familiar, Wren, we're in the same office.
 
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Wrencrest said:
Sometimes being a man sucks but this is one of those times Im glad to be a man.

I really wish our wedding venue had booked the wrong date. Maybe then we wouldnt have gotten married! Plus I would have been really entertained by the shit storm my ex would have brought down on the place.
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Name one time being a man sucks.

 
FML, friday song is definitely stuck in my head now, really sorry I asked what those gifs were from.

 
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Ugh, one of my female employees called this morning cause her dog died.  She was also crying.  I didnt know what to do other than say I felt sorry for her loss and to take the day off. 

terrible news, but ugh, I hate hearing women cry.  And they cry way too much.  

 
I'm at the hospital right now and this lady is rocking a Discman. I was shocked to see one still being used. Then she dropped her CDs and I picked them up for her since she's in a wheelchair.

Good deed for the day: Complete!
 
Wrencrest said:
Ugh, one of my female employees called this morning cause her dog died. She was also crying. I didnt know what to do other than say I felt sorry for her loss and to take the day off.

terrible news, but ugh, I hate hearing women cry. And they cry way too much.
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At least you didnt tell her to buck up and go buy a new one I guess.

 
Phew, one of the nice mom-types (also her direct boss) went over to talk to her. Real nice motherly tone of comfort and I want you to go home so you can get that sorted, if you need anything just let me know blahblahblah. Thank jeebus it didn't have to be me, or the head of the department we like to jokingly call Mengle's Daughter. 

 
Sagemoon said:
Phew, one of the nice mom-types (also her direct boss) went over to talk to her. Real nice motherly tone of comfort and I want you to go home so you can get that sorted, if you need anything just let me know blahblahblah. Thank jeebus it didn't have to be me, or the head of the department we like to jokingly call Mengle's Daughter.
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Great post, never heard of this Josef Mengele guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

 
Really surprised someone didnt know that Friday song as even I, the internet savant, knew all about that song.  Its a classic.  But it makes sense it was Kilik since his wife takes care of everything for him.

 
jimbo8574 said:
Sounds like you need a girlfriend.
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It wasn't on purpose! I was standing at the sink, nekkid. I leaned forward to look closer in the mirror. The door was slightly ajar. My knees pushed it shut, and my first instinct is to immediately pull back. That's a mistake, though, since my knees are still holding the door shut.

 
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Wrencrest said:
Really surprised someone didnt know that Friday song as even I, the internet savant, knew all about that song. Its a classic. But it makes sense it was Kilik since his wife takes care of everything for him.
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Where did you get the last bit? She makes more then me, but doesnt take care of me.

Id heard it before but forgot about it.

 
Wrencrest said:
Really surprised someone didnt know that Friday song as even I, the internet savant, knew all about that song. Its a classic. But it makes sense it was Kilik since his wife takes care of everything for him.
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Unless I am reading this wrong, you might want to look up the meaning of savant.

 
Wrencrest said:
Dont make me Kilik my post. And dont try to cover up the fact that you didnt know about that Friday song before!
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Like i said, heard it before but forgot about it and definitely didnt remember the two spastic girls that dance next to her in the car which is like 1 min plus into the god awful song so had to watch long enough to get to that point.

Ok cupcake?

 
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Office has gotten much louder since cry-gate. Mengele's Daughter even made an appearance in an attempt to show human emotion and started thanking people for whatever spreadsheets they're working on. 

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
I'll be surprised if all major US sports do not have it by 2020. Yes, that includes football since they will do anything for a penny.
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I'm shocked that the NFL wasn't the first big US sport to do this.

But yeah, it sucks. I wouldn't be able to identify more than maybe 4 European soccer teams just by looking at their jersey cuz all they have on them is big advertisement across the front.

 
pitfallharry219 said:
It wasn't on purpose! I was standing at the sink, nekkid. I leaned forward to look closer in the mirror. The door was slightly ajar. My knees pushed it shut, and my first instinct is to immediately pull back. That's a mistake, though, since my knees are still holding the door shut.
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Velo214 said:
awwwww shit it's going down!

Hand of Fate Winter Update just started downloading 1.8 gig! wootwoot

now for the moment of truth if my floor 30+ run from last week works post update to get the trophy or if i gotta start fresh again...
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yeah it didn't work out. progress reset from floor 31, kraken boss battle on floor 1 of dungeon, instant death... try again later today after 5-7 hours of dead star. ;)

lol and 1st pic just to show how op i was before progress reset. 1820 life > 40 life :)

 
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tylerh1701 said:
Some of you weird hipster indie music lovers whatever might be interested in this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-5enTJXos
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It's kind of funny how all the musicians are super generic hipsters and then they threw in one shirtless guy with tattoos for the cool effect.

 
I'm about 1000 points away from simmias on tt which means it's almost time for him to play like 5 200 hour jrpgs in a 24 hour period and shoot up by 20k points.

 
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