Wait... are we talking about velo? I just wanted to make sure we were talking about velo or otherwise I wouldn't have said that. I'm going to go ahead and assume that we are talking about velo since I can't think of anyone else that didn't mow their grass until it was over a foot tall, whined when the neighbors complained about it because he didn't want to waste his summer mowing the grass, and then after getting called out on what a douche thing it was to do pretended that yard work was this amazing experience for him that he always looked forward to. No one else did that, right? No, no one else here is a tool like that.
Wait... was it me? Hmmm... no, it was velo.