Random thread: What are some of the worst "smell experiences" of your life?

I camped out PS3s with a fat guy who stinks a lot generally. They relocated the line outside the Walmart. After crossing into day 3 of marinating in his own sweat, it was real bad. Not so bad while outside, but when we finally got inside to get our machines, and in the car on the way back, no one would get anywhere near him.

The stench in my passenger seat remained for a long time.
 
I hate guys who wear to much cologne. I once went into a men's shop looking for a dress shirt and slacks. The guy helping me was wearing so much cologne that when he handed me some clothes, the smell rubbed off on the clothes and then myself. Dude must have bathed in the shit.
 
[quote name='xeno']Durian, smells awfule but thats nothing compard to what other people have smelled...[/QUOTE]

No Durian is pretty bad. But I have no problem with Durian ice cream or cookies as they dont have that nasty smell.
 
When I was in grade school I cut open a ping pong ball to smell the air inside and it was nasty LOL! I remember flinching and wishing I could reverse time for 5 seconds. Other than that, there are the two obvious stories which most people have probably encountered (port-o-potty and skunk).
 
Right now Just poured some heavy duty drain cleaner down my sink. Whole kitchen and living room now smells like sulfur and burnt hair. :puke:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I was walking down the road smoking a funny cigarette when I stepped in something goopy, but didn't think much of it. I get home and see my foot is covered in fur/blood/guts, so I went back to where I was to take a look with a flashlight and it was a rotting dog with its head smashed from when I stepped on it. I had to throw the shoes away cause of the stink. :[[/quote]

Almost the exact same thing that happened to me, only for me, it was a deer.
 
Last year I bought this cooler/heater thingy that plugs into your car cigerate lighter to be used for my gf and I trips to PA. Well we used it and it worked well however I had some left over cream from McD in that container and FORGOT ABOUT IT for 4 MONTHS and left it in the back of my car closed. Then when it was time to get ready for our next trip to PA, guess what? Opened the lid and smelled something so rank I almosted passed out. Turns out it was the cream that had 4 months of various tempature changes. I tried to clean it out with bleech, let it sit in the back pourch for weeks but to this day, if you smell close to the bottom, it still reeks :(
 
In my old apartment we had a rule that if you caused the mess, you cleaned it up. For the most part, that worked out pretty well. Until one day I decided to cook some rice in the rice cooker. It was probably half a year or so since somebody last used it. Apparently they didn't make an effort to clean it up.

The leftover rice had created the strangest and grossest mold I had ever seen. The mold had long white strands and looked like a spiderweb. Only this was much much denser and moist. The best way I have of describing it is to take half a bag of cotton balls, stretch each one, place it into a large bowl, and spray it with water.

As if that wasn't gross enough, the white strands was making some sort of gold puss that gave off the foulest scent I have ever smelled. I've shadowed endoscopy centers, labs where they process people's urine, blood, and feces, and helped deliver babies in labor and delivery. But the stench from this mold could easily overpower the smells that I experienced in those areas.

We ended up paying a friend $10 bucks to clean out the rice cooker. Surprisingly, he scooped out the mold with his bare hands. The smell didn't linger too long in the apartment. One of my roommates was a hippy so he burned a large amount of incense for the next week or so.
 
Usually the bathroom is the worst. However, back when I was in the dorms with my roomates, I was the one with the loud but no smell farts. They, however, had the silent, but deadly. And was it deadly, OMG, one of my roomates farts were so sour, Im getting queasy just thinking about them
 
wasn't there a myth busters special where they had some dead animal in a car and sealed it up inside of a large shipping cargo container for weeks then pulled it out and had a professional cleaner try to take out the smell?
 
Ew, I have a new worst smell experience story to tell. I was playing with my dog in the backyard when I noticed something on his dog bed. I thought he was chewing on a rock with some dirt on it, but it turned out to be a 95% decomposed possum! fuckING NASTY! (
 
[quote name='Link927'] However, back when I was in the dorms with my roomates, I was the one with the loud but no smell farts.[/quote]

That's me. I call them "party farts", good for a laugh. Maybe 1 in 20 actually stink.

[quote name='Link927']
They, however, had the silent, but deadly. [/quote]

This is my wife. Jesus Christ, I don't know how smells that foul come out of a booty that small. Putrid.
 
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