Report dumb Christmas shoppers here!

[quote name='Nephets']Uuaww is officially an idiot.[/quote]

And, according to his GTZ profile, takes nary a month to send out his stuff. That's even lazier than not typing the second half of his earlier post. Lazy.

Anyhoo, back on topic:

Not necessarily Christmas-specific, but still one of the greatest archives of customer ignorance ever published to the intraweb.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Acts of Gord.
 
Nothing like being in a packed Target store when a fight suddely erupts! People actually formed a crowd around them! I seriously thought they were going to burst into a "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" chant.

People: My reason for hating the Season :)
 
I was talking to a buddy that works at BB. He was talking about a shoplifter that was trying to swipe thumb drives. When he got busted, he went into his sob story. Turn out he was a engineer for the army...probably a gs12 or so (high pay). He had a couple of kids and a wife. Drove a new Toyota Landcruiser.

Can you imagine being that guy? Having to tell your wife and kids that you were caught lifting a $50-70 item when you probably pull that an hour at your job. Not to mention the fact that he probably has a security clearance that will be revoked in light of his offense.
 
Some customer thought that the Sony brand Multi-Tap for PlayStation 2 was the new, smaller PStwo. Damn, I wish he bought it... :p
 
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