Scientists: "Preggers? Don't have a cow, man!" (Involves sperm)

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Science shocks with scintillating headline: "Eating Beef While Pregnant May Lower Son's Sperm Count"! And they're talkin' 24.3% lower!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17815402/

Might not be so great for the rest of us non-pregnant people, either, given that the suspected cause is pesticides, hormones, or contaminants trapped in the fatty tissue of the cattle.

But, yeah, help to prevent your future son from shooting blanks -- pass on the double cheeseburger and have the tofu stir-fry instead.
 
[quote name='Scobie']Science shocks with scintillating headline: "Eating Beef While Pregnant May Lower Son's Sperm Count"! And they're talkin' 24.3% lower!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17815402/

Might not be so great for the rest of us non-pregnant people, either, given that the suspected cause is pesticides, hormones, or contaminants trapped in the fatty tissue of the cattle.

But, yeah, help to prevent your future son from shooting blanks -- pass on the double cheeseburger and have the tofu stir-fry instead.[/QUOTE]
Who said shooting blanks was a bad thing ;).
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Who said shooting blanks was a bad thing ;).[/quote]

More blanks = less babies = smaller government...I'm telling every woman I see tomorrow that they can increase their child's IQ by eating beef while pregnant...
 
fuck. I'm definitely a "high beef consumer" too. Hopefully that doesn't affect anything else that may have a bigger detrimental effect on a child. Oh well, I'm not pregnant and won't be for a long time, so it doesn't really affect me right now.
 
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