Secret Xbox 360 Gamer Pictures Revealed - The 360 Executive Pack!

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Earlier this year, CAG brought you the inside scoop on Secret Xbox 360 Achievements.
This time, our moles deep inside Microsoft have risked it all to bring you this exclusive.

Thanks WhipSmartBanky for helping (read: doing the real work) put this together.

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"If I hear one more kid in a club ****in' call me 'J'....."

EDIT: I wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea that they just barely rejected. Yet again, all parties responsible should be carried around on CAG users' shoulders.
 
I can't tell if that's Peter Moore in the top left, or James Lipton.

Oh, and we all just agree to drop the "J." initial thing? Oh wait, even Microsoft officially recognizes him as J. Allard.
 
Please keep in mind that the "J" is sans period. The traditional initial punctuation was thoroughly test-marketed for weeks and determined to be not only unnecessary, but detrimental to overall 'cred'.

Please, don't undermine hundreds of hours of diligent work by Microsoft's PR team. Thank you.
 
[quote name='jollydwarf']Please keep in mind that the "J" is sans period. The traditional initial punctuation was thoroughly test-marketed for weeks and determined to be not only unnecessary, but detrimental to overall 'cred'.

Please, don't undermine hundreds of hours of diligent work by Microsoft's PR team. Thank you.[/QUOTE]

I love you.
 
I think my favorite is Allard's "extreme" fire hazard 360.

I don't care how customizable the 360 is, who the hell in their right mind would plaster stickers all over their box?
 
In the Ring of Hair Pics, he looks like the bald guy from Who's line is it Anyway. I forget his name...Wayne Brady? No, that's not it...
 
Wound up even funnier in execution than discussion, nice job Cheapy/Banky. Question from the other day still remains: What the fuck is Larry a "Major" of?

[quote name='Number83']In the Ring of Hair Pics, he looks like the bald guy from Who's line is it Anyway. I forget his name...Wayne Brady? No, that's not it...[/QUOTE]

Is J Allard gonna have to choke a bitch?
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Wound up even funnier in execution than discussion, nice job Cheapy/Banky. Question from the other day still remains: What the fuck is Larry a "Major" of?



Is J Allard gonna have to choke a bitch?[/QUOTE]

Major Nelson is the character from "I Dream of Jeanie". I think I outrank him as a "Commander" though.
 
[quote name='shipwreck']Major Nelson is the character from "I Dream of Jeanie". I think I outrank him as a "Commander" though.[/QUOTE]

I know, I just don't get it - is he saying his gamertag is a character from I Dream of Jeannie? That's not very hip and now for a company so X-treme and cutting edge. He needs to change his name to Amazing Larry and ride a fucking bathtub down Mt. Everest while chugging an energy drink or something.

Plus, whenever he posts something on his blog, we could always respond with "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?"
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']I know, I just don't get it - is he saying his gamertag is a character from I Dream of Jeannie? That's not very hip and now for a company so X-treme and cutting edge. He needs to change his name to Amazing Larry and ride a fucking bathtub down Mt. Everest while chugging an energy drink or something.

Plus, whenever he posts something on his blog, we could always respond with "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?"[/QUOTE]

I think he said its because his Tivo would always record playings of I Dream of Jeannie. So I imagine he just went with it.
 
[quote name='terribledeli']I think he said its because his Tivo would always record playings of I Dream of Jeannie. So I imagine he just went with it.[/QUOTE]

Pretty close. His Tivo would actually constantly "recommend" that he watch I Dream of Jeanie.

I guess he took it as an omen or something when Microsoft was insisting that he come up with a Gamertag.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Funny thing about this is that J. Allard actually has a custom one:

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Thats pretty neat, must be a Snow Crash fan. I'm a gibson fan big-time, but I hated Snow Crash.
 
[quote name='XboxHardcore.com']Did Moore REALLY tatoo himself?[/QUOTE]

Apparently, the "November 9 - Halo 2" tattoo is real. I always thought it was just a draw-on, but he said something like "And you thought it wasn't real" when he showed off the fake GTA tat at E3.
 
meh, not really funny this time around. the achievments were funny though. a second batch of those might work. "feel the love" lol
 
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