Serious Question: What goes on at High School Parties?

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freesn4

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going to my first one this week. what goes on at these parties?

drinking drugs? dancing?

is there always dancing? or is it ppl jus tlakin to each other ahdn drinking?
 
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If they're anything similar to some of the collegiate ones I've been at over the past few years...

(1) Too many people hoarding up the liquor, as if Prohibition 2: The Return was going to drop tomorrow.

(2) Ridiculous amounts of sexual awkwardness.

(3) Ridiculous amounts of sexual proclivity ("Sorry, for a minute there I thought you were my boyfriend!")

(4) The stoned people create their own separate party in another room for several hours. Nobody hears from them until one of them declares "I AM A TUBA," reassuring all that at least one of them didn't die.

(5) Two people having to be hauled away in an ambulance because they just couldn't reach that .50 BAC without, well, kicking the bucket. Don't worry, there's always next time!


Don't worry, it's all good, clean fun until you black out and regret everything over the past 6 hours. ;)
 
It depends on what high school you are going to. Sure there will be beer and drugs but its all low grade (for example, you will find cheap ass beer that will give you a nasty hangover).

If you are in a rough neighborhood, there could be a lot worse things there..
 
Pretty much everything you see in your standard teen sex comedy made unnervingly mundane.

That and not everyone looks 25.
 
Gay sex...

No I'm not kidding, it's just an excuse to get drunk so the "straight" jocks can go "well I was drunk" if they are caught.
 
is there dancing? what if im not the most popular but pretty well known but a lil akward.. im tryin to get wit this 1 girl
 
Random mixture of different alcohol. 2 bottles of skol Volka, a six pack of something for "girls" i.e Hard lemonade, wine cooler, or twisted iv, 30 pack of--Miller or Bud Lite, a handle of whiskey, assorted gross pints of fruity hard liquor, and maybe a box of wine.

two packs of Black and Milds, random packs of cigarettes, and an eighth of weed. Maybe some coke, but that's usually on the DL.

Loud music. People in places they are told not to go in. People standing outside smoking talking about.....smoking. 2-3 girls that are too drunk and peeing everywhere. An almost fight.

And much much more. Don't want to spoil everything

YOU WILL GET LAID!
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Also, the almost-fight is a FACT. It will always happen.

Also, are you actually TMK?[/quote]


I don't know if that was directed at me, but either way what is a TMK
 
[quote name='jbroush99']You should bring your textbooks with you because they tend to do a lot of homework at these parties.[/quote]

lol.. :lol: They sure do! Math, Science, English, you name it.
 
[quote name='gareman']I don't know if that was directed at me, but either way what is a TMK[/quote]

Lulz
 
It pretty much depends on the party. Honestly, there are cliques of people that drink and do drugs and there's cliques that don't. Depending on your personal preferences you might prefer one over the other. There's really hardly ever dancing, because nobody at your average white upper middle class high school wants look like a fool (unless you're Kevin Bacon in Footloose).

This is a silly topic. Go out, be a social butterfly.
 
[quote name='Kapwanil']
(4) The stoned people create their own separate party in another room for several hours. Nobody hears from them until one of them declares "I AM A TUBA," reassuring all that at least one of them didn't die.[/quote]

:lol: Thats great
 
It depends on the social group. If you don't have an idea of what will be happening, you must not even know who you'll be hanging out with. :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='Kapwanil']If they're anything similar to some of the collegiate ones I've been at over the past few years...

(1) Too many people hoarding up the liquor, as if Prohibition 2: The Return was going to drop tomorrow.

(2) Ridiculous amounts of sexual awkwardness.

(3) Ridiculous amounts of sexual proclivity ("Sorry, for a minute there I thought you were my boyfriend!")

(4) The stoned people create their own separate party in another room for several hours. Nobody hears from them until one of them declares "I AM A TUBA," reassuring all that at least one of them didn't die.

(5) Two people having to be hauled away in an ambulance because they just couldn't reach that .50 BAC without, well, kicking the bucket. Don't worry, there's always next time!


Don't worry, it's all good, clean fun until you black out and regret everything over the past 6 hours. ;)[/QUOTE]

Sounds about right. This also goes for most House & College parties.

My advice; if you're (as) socially awkward (as me), just down like two beers & do a bowl bong hit. You should be a party animal in no time. The key to a good party (and getting some) is getting fucked up, without getting TOO fucked up.

And as always remember to have fun. If you just aren't feeling it, just bounce up outta that place.
 
If you want to be a dick, walk into the bedroom(s) once in a while if the lights are out and the door is closed. You'll eventually interrupt something and ruin someone's evening.

Unless they are so drunk they don't care.
 
Are you serious? If so, it depends on what kind of people you hang out with. My parties are always fun, no drinking, no drugs, no sex and a lot of dancing. But I've also been to parties with people snorting coke, so it all depends. If it's a drug party, I wouldn't go, unless you're into drugs too.
 
[quote name='Access_Denied']Are you serious? If so, it depends on what kind of people you hang out with. My parties are always fun, no drinking, no drugs, no sex and a lot of dancing. But I've also been to parties with people snorting coke, so it all depends. If it's a drug party, I wouldn't go, unless you're into drugs too.[/quote]

:whistle2:?
 
There's some pretty intense games of Scrabble and Pictionary. None of that Don't Wake Daddy shit you're probably used to.

If you really want to do it up, bring Parcheesi. Bitches'll be all over your nuts.
 
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