[quote name='Strell']I have more to add to my masterful plan of dealing with guns.
See, I heard somewhere - and I forgot where - that women who are raped can shut down their bodies and not be affected by it. OBVIOUSLY we all just need to activate our internal termination process when getting shot. That way nothing bad will happen. Unless you are evil, in which case you don't need to turn anything off. You can die. Also we should just stay away from bullets at all times. If you see one flying toward you, just politely move in some other direction. That way, you aren't asking for it anymore, even though all clothing and human flesh tastes delicious to bullets, who salivate at the very thought of ravaging your life force.
As an extension to this, children can just hide under their desks, which is statistically the safest place in the world.
I probably need a third prong to really solve this.
OH. The X-men.
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If we track who has guns, we can prevent the people who are going to kill someone from killing someone. Amiright? I mean minority report shit, man. We will know who the bad guy is that has a gun, and we can have a team on stand by ready to swoop in and save the day before he goes on a massacre.
Which one of the recent massacres would have been stopped by gun registration again?