[quote name='Clak']If I'm elected forum president I promise to put an end to the rash of shitty threads we've had lately. I'm also for those starting such threads being told to eat a box of dicks.[/QUOTE]
I heard from some Communist and abortionist that Clak could have possibly participated in something that could possibly construed as anti-forum behavior sometime in the past. This is undeniable proof that he was born on SlickDeals and, therefore, could never be elected forum President.