Smuttiness Vs. Attractiveness

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[quote name='dcfox']You got screwed out of your 69 :lol:[/QUOTE]

:cry: ...oh well, it's really 69+1! I'll just think of it that way...;)
 
Guys I just ordered that 30" refurbished Philips widescreen HDTV. Wish me luck! (with receiving a decent one) OMG YES PWNZ0R HDTV TEKKEN 5 OMGZ.
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']:cry: ...oh well, it's really 69+1! I'll just think of it that way...;)[/QUOTE]
You're into some pretty kinky stuff ;) But I guess you need that one extra person to hold the camera. :)
 
[quote name='dcfox']You're into some pretty kinky stuff ;) But I guess you need that one extra person to hold the camera. :)[/QUOTE]

Isn't that required to be posting in this topic?
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']:cry: ...oh well, it's really 69+1! I'll just think of it that way...;)[/QUOTE]

Guess you owe someone one for the extra one you have. ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That's because you are one, Kayden.[/QUOTE]

:whistle2:$:lol:

I don't remember a law that says stalkers can't be stalked.
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']damn, who voted? lol...I couldn't find a way to lock it at 69, it'll just have to commence. forever. :lol:

why haven't you voted yet, kayden?[/QUOTE]

Because I never remember to... Sure, I could right now... but then what other excuse would I have to talk to you?;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']Because I never remember to... Sure, I could right now... but then what other excuse would I have to talk to you?;)[/QUOTE]

Isn't having nothing better to do good enough?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Isn't having nothing better to do good enough?[/QUOTE]

Isn't that kind of insulting?

If I was told "I have nothing better to do, let's talk" I'd be at least semi-offended ;)
 
[quote name='KingSpike']Isn't that kind of insulting?

If I was told "I have nothing better to do, let's talk" I'd be at least semi-offended ;)[/QUOTE]

Yes but this is Kayden we're talking about. He doesn't concern himself with how something sounds. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yes but this is Kayden we're talking about. He doesn't concern himself with how something sounds. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Hey Kayden maybe a loser and a dick at times, but he still has feelings you know ;)
 
[quote name='dcfox']Hey Kayden maybe a loser and a dick at times, but he still has feelings you know ;)[/QUOTE]

Lies! This is the internet. No one has feelings.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yes but this is Kayden we're talking about. He doesn't concern himself with how something sounds. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Hey Kayden maybe a loser and a dick at times, but he still has feelings you know ;)[/QUOTE]

I resent that! I'm always a dick... no fucking maybes about it!
 
[quote name='dcfox']Hey Kayden maybe a loser and a dick at times, but he still has feelings you know ;)[/QUOTE]

lol~ feelings you're clearly trying to spare by calling him names
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']lol~ feelings you're clearly trying to spare by calling him names[/QUOTE]
What can I say, I'm a sensitive guy :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']What can I say, I'm a sensitive guy :lol:[/QUOTE]

Is that why you finish so quick? Too sensitive? :twisted:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I think you are just that good.;)[/QUOTE]

or that bad. :shock:


edit: surgeon general says, just don't mess with anything that says, "desensitizing" on the package...
 
Remember, just because that one KY Jelly gives a "warming sensation" doesn't mean it's a smart thing to light yourself on fire to save money.

We may be cheap, but there's a line we should draw.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I think you are just that good.;)[/QUOTE]
Care to have first hand experience? :twisted:

[quote name='tauruskatt']or that bad. :shock:


edit: surgeon general says, just don't mess with anything that says, "desensitizing" on the package...[/QUOTE]

Bad? .... BAD? Me... bad? I don't even know how to react to the absurdness of that claim. In the past year I have not had sex where the woman didn't orgasm atleast, ATLEAST, orgasm 3 times... I am horribly insulted by your incinuations... :evil:

To make it up to me, you can let me prove you wrong. :lol:;)
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']or that bad. :shock:


edit: surgeon general says, just don't mess with anything that says, "desensitizing" on the package...[/QUOTE]

Kayden doesn't say desensitizing on him, although I'm sure a number of his STDs say that somewhere in their general discription.:D
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']haha, oh dear god, the rofl smilie is just some how not expressive enough for the humor right now...:lol:[/QUOTE]

When one just isn't enough, I use it 3 times. :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Kayden doesn't say desensitizing on him, although I'm sure a number of his STDs say that somewhere in their general discription.:D[/QUOTE]

uh, right~ definately two different types of burning to be had, and one ain't so hot. lol.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Or his girlfriend's little white lies to boost his ego.:D[/QUOTE]

"Little white lies" ... just which of her statements about white substances did you think were lies? :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden'] In the past year I have not had sex where the woman didn't orgasm atleast, ATLEAST, orgasm 3 times... I am horribly insulted by your incinuations... :evil:[/QUOTE]

[quote name='zionoverfire']Or his girlfriend's little white lies to boost his ego.:D[/QUOTE]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When one just isn't enough, I use it 3 times. :lol:[/QUOTE]

yeah, sblymnl, I guess Kayden's girlfriend does too.

:rofl:


...:rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']"Little white lies" ... just which of her statements about white substances did you think were lies? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Oh quite a few, length, girth special sauce taste and best of all his ability to pleasure a women.:D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Maybe you should of thought of that before you contracted syphilis. ;)[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you weren't such a dirty skank we wouldn't have had that problem.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Maybe if you weren't such a dirty skank we wouldn't have had that problem.[/QUOTE]

Don't talk to me like I'm your mother! :evil: :lol:
 
:rofl:

hey, sblymnl, kayden thinks he's hotter then you. I think you should...make your photo into your avatar in retaliation. =P

;)
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']:rofl:

hey, sblymnl, kayden thinks he's hotter then you. I think you should...make your photo into your avatar in retaliation. =P

;)[/QUOTE]

I like the way you think. Maybe, for you. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Don't talk to me like I'm your mother! :evil: :lol:[/QUOTE]

Did I say cheap dirty skank? No, I was talking to you beeotch.
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']:rofl:

hey, sblymnl, kayden thinks he's hotter then you. I think you should...make your photo into your avatar in retaliation. =P

;)[/QUOTE]

Please... thats like saying I think the world is round...:roll:
You can't dispute proven scientific fact. :lol: ;)
 
[quote name='KingSpike']We could have a beauty contest...winner gets a banner to be an attention whore.[/QUOTE]

I'm afraid they are both attention whores without it.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Please... thats like saying I think the world is round...:roll:
You can't dispute proven scientific fact. :lol: ;)[/QUOTE]

oh it's on now, isn't it? :lol:

(waits for sblymnyl to update his avatar)
 
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