So absurd that even Fark can't muster a joke about it.

I dunno. This post nailed it in terms of a (cynical, cynical) joke:

Buy_n_large_logo_bnl.png

So it begins.
 
I guess this hurts lobbying though. No need to send a corporate lobbyist when the corporation can have their guy elected outright.

America had a pretty good run.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I dunno. This post nailed it in terms of a (cynical, cynical) joke:[/QUOTE]
I don't catch the BnL reference.
 
Now in fairness, the last presidential run features a candidate that refused to take corporate donations, a candidate that said he would until he realized he could make way more, and the guy that welched on the deal ended up winning. Not saying that was the reason why he won, but as I'm sure this will turn into some Bash Bush, Bash Clinton flame-fest, perhaps we should think twice before we state who this will clearly benefit.
 
[quote name='Quillion']I don't catch the BnL reference.[/QUOTE]

BnL = Buy n Large, the mega corporation that owns and runs everything on planet earth in the film Wall-E. The film is considered liberal propaganda because its premise is that earth is uninhabitable due to the growth of pollutants and abuse of resources that stem from global megacorporations. In the film there is only one corporation: Buy n Large.

Wall-E's a helluva lot better film than I would have expected, by the by.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']BnL = Buy n Large, the mega corporation that owns and runs everything on planet earth in the film Wall-E. The film is considered liberal propaganda because its premise is that earth is uninhabitable due to the growth of pollutants and abuse of resources that stem from global megacorporations. In the film there is only one corporation: Buy n Large.

Wall-E's a helluva lot better film than I would have expected, by the by.[/QUOTE]

Too bad the ending was complete bullshit.

A bunch of dumbed down fat fucks rise up against their mechanical masters and perform hard work to restore Earth.

That is almost as unbelievable as Heroes last Monday where a foreign national (Hiro) has brain surgery performed in an American hospital. I understand they're rich, but nobody is brain surgery paid by cash rich.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']That is almost as unbelievable as Heroes last Monday where a foreign national (Hiro) has brain surgery performed in an American hospital. I understand they're rich, but nobody is brain surgery paid by cash rich.[/QUOTE]

D'oh! I hadn't watched this weeks episode yet. And I would think Hiro was brain surgery paid by cash rich as they seemed to build up that his family was one of the richest in Japan early in the series.
 
Yeah, it's just good in a cheesy, b-movie kind of way. So it's all good. I don't worry much about spoilers for it like I do other shows I follow like Lost etc.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']Too bad the ending was complete bullshit.

A bunch of dumbed down fat fucks rise up against their mechanical masters and perform hard work to restore Earth.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry.

After the movie ended, I'm sure dysentery ripped through the makeshift shantytowns they erected and they echoed plaintive cries up to severe and uncaring gods.
 
[quote name='camoor']Don't worry.

After the movie ended, I'm sure dysentery ripped through the makeshift shantytowns they erected and they echoed plaintive cries up to severe and uncaring gods.[/QUOTE]

I hope so.

I bet Wally was treading around with rolls of super absorbent BNL toilet paper.
 
Pfft, everyone knows the only activist judges are liberals. And Roberts said he would only play umpire, calling balls and strikes. He said he was going to respect stare decisis.
 
NPR's Talk of the Nation had a pretty smart guy on today.

He said that basically the court was attacking two different demons. The majority is anti-Big-Gov't, and the dissenters are anti-Big-Corpo.

Just summarizing what myke's article is arguing.
 
Highlights of Steven's dissenting opinion:

Although they make enormous contributions to our society, corporations are not actually members of it.
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The Framers thus took it as a given that corporations could be comprehensively regulated in the service of the public welfare. Unlike our colleagues, they had little trouble distinguishing corporations from human beings,and when they constitutionalized the right to free speech in the First Amendment, it was the free speech of individual Americans that they had in mind.
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In fairness, our campaign finance jurisprudence has never attended very closely to the views of the Framers, see Randall v. Sorrell, 548 U. S. 230, 280 (2006) (STEVENS, J., dissenting), whose political universe differed profoundly from that of today. We have long since held that corporations are covered by the First Amendment, and many legal scholars have long since rejected the concession theory of the corporation. But “historical context is usually relevant,” ibid. (internal quotation marks omitted), and in light of the Court’s effort to cast itself as guardian of ancient values, it pays to remember that nothing in our constitutional history dictates today’s outcome. To the contrary, this history helps illuminate just how extraordinarily dissonant the decision is.
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Our colleagues ridicule the idea of regulating expenditures based on“nothing more” than a fear that corporations have a special “ability to persuade,” ante, at 11 (opinion of ROBERTS, C. J.), as if corporations were our society’s ablest debaters and viewpoint-neutral laws such as §203 were created to suppress their best arguments. In their haste to knock down yet another straw man, our colleagues simply ignore the fundamental concerns of the Austin Court and the legislatures that have passed laws like §203: to safeguard the integrity, competitiveness, and democratic responsiveness of the electoral process. All of the majority’s theoretical arguments turn on a proposition with undeniable surface appeal but little grounding in evidence or experience, “that there is no such thing as too much speech,” Austin, 494 U.S., at 695 (SCALIA, J., dissenting)).74 If individuals in our society had infinite free time to listen to and contemplate every last bit of speech uttered by anyone, anywhere; and if broadcast advertisements had no special ability to influence elections apart from the merits of their arguments (to the extent they make any); and if legislators always operated with nothing less than perfect virtue; then I suppose the majority’s premise would be sound. In the real world, we have seen, corporate domination of the airwaves prior to an election may decrease the average listener’s exposure to relevant viewpoints, and it may diminish citizens’ willingness and capacity to participate in the democratic process.
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None of this is to suggest that corporations can or should be denied an opportunity to participate in election campaigns or in any other public forum (much less that a work of art such as Mr. Smith Goes to Washington may be banned), or to deny that some corporate speech may contribute significantly to public debate. What it shows, however, is that Austin’s “concern about corporate domination of the political process,” 494 U. S., at 659, reflects more than a concern to protect governmental interests outside of the First Amendment. It also reflects a concern to facilitate First Amendment values by preserving some breathing room around the electoral “marketplace” of ideas, ante, at 19, 34, 38, 52, 54, the marketplace in which the actual people of this Nation determine how they will govern themselves. The majority seems oblivious to the simple truth that laws such as §203 do not merely pit the anticorruption interest against the First Amendment, but also pit competing First Amendment values against each other. There are, to be sure, serious concerns with any effort to balance the First Amendment rights of speakers against the First Amendment rights of listeners. But when the speakers in question are not real people and when the appeal to “First Amendment principles” depends almost entirely on the listeners’ perspective, ante, at 1, 48, it becomes necessary to consider how listeners will actually be affected.
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It would be perfectly understandable if our colleagues feared that a campaign finance regulation such as §203may be counterproductive or self-interested, and therefore attended carefully to the choices the Legislature has made. But the majority does not bother to consider such practical matters, or even to consult a record; it simply stipulates that “enlightened self-government” can arise only in the absence of regulation. Ante, at 23. In light of the distinctive features of corporations identified in Austin, there is no valid basis for this assumption. The marketplace of ideas is not actually a place where items—or laws—are meant to be bought and sold, and when we move from the realm of economics to the realm of corporate electioneering, there may be no “reason to think the market ordering is intrinsically good at all,” Strauss 1386.
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The Court’s blinkered and aphoristic approach to the First Amendment may well promote corporate power at the cost of the individual and collective self-expression the Amendment was meant to serve. It will undoubtedly cripple the ability of ordinary citizens, Congress, and the States to adopt even limited measures to protect against corporate domination of the electoral process. Americans may be forgiven if they do not feel the Court has advanced the cause of self-government today.
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In a democratic society, the longstanding consensus on the need to limit corporate campaign spending should outweigh the wooden application of judge-made rules. The majority’s rejection of this principle “elevates corporations to a level of deference which has not been seen at least since the days when substantive due process was regularly used to invalidate regulatory legislation thought to unfairly impinge upon established economic interests.” Bellotti, 435 U. S., at 817, n. 13 (White, J., dissenting). At bottom, the Court’s opinion is thus a rejection of the common sense of the American people, who have recognized a need to prevent corporations from undermining self government since the founding, and who have fought against the distinctive corrupting potential of corporate electioneering since the days of Theodore Roosevelt. It is a strange time to repudiate that common sense. While American democracy is imperfect, few outside the majority of this Court would have thought its flaws included a dearth of corporate money in politics.

http://www.supremecourtus.gov/opinions/09pdf/08-205.pdf
 
Scanning the radio stations, NPR reported the man behind the Swiftboat ads was very happy about this decision.

Then, I scanned to the Fox in Louisville.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']It's got what plants crave![/QUOTE]

Everyday I have to tell myself "its just a movie" and not a prediction of the future.
 
[quote name='Spacepest']Everyday I have to tell myself "its just a movie" and not a prediction of the future.[/QUOTE]

You should get a job in tech support. Then, your life can be a sad hybrid of "Office Space" and "Idiocracy".

I wish I worked for the ATF. Then, my life would be a fun mix of "Super Troopers" and "Beerfest".
 
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