...after a crappy 2-5 shift. He's going with the flow of rush hour traffic. Suddenly, a truck infront of him hits the brakes. Kado hits his brakes as well, only he isn't stopping, he's skidding into the left lane. He glances at his rear-view mirror to see a semi truck heading right for him. Next thing he knows, his car is spinning around the highway like a ping pong ball. After finally crashing into the guardrail, Kado checks to make sure he isn't bleeding and no organs are leaking out.
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So yeah, a
ing semi truck hit my car. I bounced around the highway and surprisingly only hit the truck in front of me. My brakes must have locked up and/or my front left tire blew out or gave way. My car was absolutely totaled. The entire trunk was pretty much shoved into my backseat and all of the glass imploded inside, yet I still had no lacerations or cuts of any kind. I should be dead... seriously. All that's wrong with me is a knot on the left side of my head and a concussion.
I've seriously never been so scared in all of my life. I thought I was dead for sure when I saw the semi in my rear view mirror.
I know this is gay, but I
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I've seriously never been so scared in all of my life. I thought I was dead for sure when I saw the semi in my rear view mirror.
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