So I just realized that Avril Lavigne looks like David Bowie

Zenithian Legend

Zenithian Legend

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I was flipping through channels, well between a John Kerry interview on MTV, a Curtis Martin interview on ESPN and Wings on Nick@Nite. Anyhow after the Martin interview ended, I caught the end of Wings and then headed back to mtv, only to find Senator Kerry had been replaced by Avril Lavigne. Well it was at this point that I noticed how much she resembles the thin white duke, David Bowie, himself. Perhaps more so a younger Bowie, but come on tell me I'm not alone here.
 
A slight resemblance, yes

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I'd have to agree... And anyone that says they wouldn't is a liar.

Though I must say, David Bowie looks more likely to do some guy than Avril does.
 
So, should someone punch her in the eye until she has a paralyzed pupil to complete the effect?

Happened to Bowie in high school. It gives him an odd stare in close up but not everybody notices why.
 
[quote name='epobirs']So, should someone punch her in the eye until she has a paralyzed pupil to complete the effect?

Happened to Bowie in high school. It gives him an odd stare in close up but not everybody notices why.[/quote]

That I did not know, although I'm sure I'll look for it now.
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']hold on a sec...[/quote]

It isn't free. Someone is always being billed so long as I have to be stuck by the computer minding their business for them. Just because they haven't given me anything to do at this particular moment doesn't mean they're off the hook for my potential attention to their problems.

If this were truly free time I'd be playing video games instead of talking about them.
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='DigitalSpace']hold on a sec...[/quote]

It isn't free. Someone is always being billed so long as I have to be stuck by the computer minding their business for them. Just because they haven't given me anything to do at this particular moment doesn't mean they're off the hook for my potential attention to their problems.

If this were truly free time I'd be playing video games instead of talking about them.[/quote]

He got the change in before you finished quoting him.... quick one he is.
 
[quote name='Supernothing'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='DigitalSpace']hold on a sec...[/quote]

It isn't free. Someone is always being billed so long as I have to be stuck by the computer minding their business for them. Just because they haven't given me anything to do at this particular moment doesn't mean they're off the hook for my potential attention to their problems.

If this were truly free time I'd be playing video games instead of talking about them.[/quote]

He got the change in before you finished quoting him.... quick one he is.[/quote]

And another change after that. Really spoils the continuity of the thread.

Reminds me of why I'm looking for different work. This prolonged desk jockeying is driving me up the wall. I miss when field service got me out on the road a lot.
 
[quote name='Supernothing'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='DigitalSpace']hold on a sec...[/quote]

It isn't free. Someone is always being billed so long as I have to be stuck by the computer minding their business for them. Just because they haven't given me anything to do at this particular moment doesn't mean they're off the hook for my potential attention to their problems.

If this were truly free time I'd be playing video games instead of talking about them.[/quote]

He got the change in before you finished quoting him.... quick one he is.[/quote]

Aint I a stinker? :lol:
 
It's a rare person who is so attractive they cannot take a bad picture. I met Christina Applegate at a TV producer's home about five years ago when I was working on his computer. (This guy was a renowned for screwing people out of deals but was a sucker for every email attachment he received. You probably couldn't have more viruses installed without forming a critical mass and melting the system into a puddle.) She stopped in on some business with the guy and wasn't made up at all. She was still very recognizable and damned gorgeous.

Living in Los Angeles you get to see a lot of celebs away from their studio makeup artists. Annoying as it can be, these are often strikingly attractive people.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
 
Yeah, to be honest I come across some of those pics and wonder if they just caught the person on a bad day or used photoshop or what.

Anyways, I should probably get some sleep before I make even more "WTF" posts. If the night owl side of me is starting to die, it really needs to.

Now here's somebody with too much time on his hands...
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace'][quote name='Supernothing']

He got the change in before you finished quoting him.... quick one he is.[/quote]

Aint I a stinker? :lol:[/quote]

You're just lucky I have a soft spot (and its exact opposite in another location if you know what I mean and I think you do) for Eliza.
 
[quote name='Arakias']Anyone think that Lindsey Lohan looks like Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle)?[/quote]

Why does this remind me of 'Wayne's World' and the question about whether Bug Bunny in drag was hot?

Surely you've met attractive women who had many features in common with a male relative or even a male stranger? It might make them well suited to be cast as brother and sister but it doesn't stop Lohan from being very hot in the eyes of most of the male and a some of the female population.

Something similar came up at a pyrotechnics event I went to in 1998. I used to go to these several times a year but the young friend who was more into it than me died of unrelated cause and I lost interest, Anyways, at this one event, Desert Blast 98 IIRC, we hung out with this one guy who was there with his Japanese wife. My friend was a Japanese language major (he saw it as an in to the game industry) enjoyed the chance to practice his conversational skills with her but although I couldn't follow what they were saying I found her a fascinating site. Although my family is descended from Ukranians on both sides she looked amazingly like my oldest sister. It was as if my sister had been surgically altered to appear Japanese, and about twenty years younger. She was a bit shorter than my sister but they were very close in build otherwise.
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Arakias']Anyone think that Lindsey Lohan looks like Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle)?[/quote]

Why does this remind me of 'Wayne's World' and the question about whether Bug Bunny in drag was hot?

Surely you've met attractive women who had many features in common with a male relative or even a male stranger? It might make them well suited to be cast as brother and sister but it doesn't stop Lohan from being very hot in the eyes of most of the male and a some of the female population.

Something similar came up at a pyrotechnics event I went to in 1998. I used to go to these several times a year but the young friend who was more into it than me died of unrelated cause and I lost interest, Anyways, at this one event, Desert Blast 98 IIRC, we hung out with this one guy who was there with his Japanese wife. My friend was a Japanese language major (he saw it as an in to the game industry) enjoyed the chance to practice his conversational skills with her but although I couldn't follow what they were saying I found her a fascinating site. Although my family is descended from Ukranians on both sides she looked amazingly like my oldest sister. It was as if my sister had been surgically altered to appear Japanese, and about twenty years younger. She was a bit shorter than my sister but they were very close in build otherwise.[/quote]
So the question becomes . . . Would you ever do it with someone who looks like your sister?
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Arakias']Anyone think that Lindsey Lohan looks like Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle)?[/quote]

Why does this remind me of 'Wayne's World' and the question about whether Bug Bunny in drag was hot?

Surely you've met attractive women who had many features in common with a male relative or even a male stranger? It might make them well suited to be cast as brother and sister but it doesn't stop Lohan from being very hot in the eyes of most of the male and a some of the female population.

Something similar came up at a pyrotechnics event I went to in 1998. I used to go to these several times a year but the young friend who was more into it than me died of unrelated cause and I lost interest, Anyways, at this one event, Desert Blast 98 IIRC, we hung out with this one guy who was there with his Japanese wife. My friend was a Japanese language major (he saw it as an in to the game industry) enjoyed the chance to practice his conversational skills with her but although I couldn't follow what they were saying I found her a fascinating site. Although my family is descended from Ukranians on both sides she looked amazingly like my oldest sister. It was as if my sister had been surgically altered to appear Japanese, and about twenty years younger. She was a bit shorter than my sister but they were very close in build otherwise.[/quote]
So the question becomes . . . Would you ever do it with someone who looks like your sister?[/quote]

Sure. My aversion to sex with my sister isn't a matter of whether she is physically attractive but her close proximity during my early childhood. Psychologists have found a lot of evidence for a brain function that causes animals to seek non-siblings as prospective mates, including humans. It still remains to demonstrate the existence of the actual 'wiring' but the studies are very suggestive. Even adopted siblings are highly unlikely to seek sex with each other despite no closely shared blood. In real life, the girl next door may be hot but if you've known her since early childhood you'll probably see her as too much like a sister and be more attracted to a stranger.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Well there were those rumors about him and Mick Jagger... not the point here though[/quote]

Those were just that, rumors. IF I remember correctly, his ex-wife mentioned something about the two getting drunk one night and they both passed out on the same bed. Also, the rumor that he was gay was actually started by himself in an effort to generate more interest for his album "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust". People bought it and the album was a huge hit. Yeah, he looked a bit androgynous in the 80's, but shit, who didn't? He couldn't have been too gay with his wife and kids. Anyway, that's just a big Bowie fan's input.
 
It was, but the REAL "tripped out" persona was the Thin White Duke. That was the one he started in the midsts of a cocaine addiction, and it went on to be one of his greatest. If you've ever heard the song "Station to Station" you can see why.....but I'm digressing terribly so let me say this; It's avril that looks like Bowie, not the other way around. Therefore, Bowie isn't real "girly", Avril just looks like a man. That's right, A MAN!
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='DigitalSpace']EDIT: shaq-fu it. ](*,)[/quote]

Keep your current avatar FOREVER, Eliza Dushku is shaq-fuing hot as hell.[/quote]

She looks good in that pic, but sometimes she looks a bit ... fugly.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']When she was in Maxim a whlie back, she looked drop dead GOURGEOUS. I would "Do her up" in a heartbeat.[/quote]

I think she looked her best in Bring it On.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']
Keep your current avatar FOREVER, Eliza Dushku is shaq-fuing hot as hell.[/quote]

Hot as hell indeed. If I change my avatar anytime soon, it'll probably be another Eliza pic.

Oh, and Eliza looked AMAZING in bring it on. I used to have a Maxim with one of her pictorials but it got lost and/or thrown out. That being said, Google image search rocketh the house.
 
So... back to Bowie, I just want to say that I'm a huge Bowie fan, and the Labyrinth is one of my all-time favorite flicks, but the resemblance is still uncanny.
 
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