So that's what is in the school's salad dressing?

[FriskyTanuki]

http://www.local6.com/news/4082717/detail.html

A piece of sheep's brain from an anatomy class at a high school near Binghamton, New York, was taken out of the class and put in some salad dressing in the school cafeteria, according to officials.

Police are investigating Wednesday's food-tampering incident at Vestal High School. School officials said a student found the piece of brain at the bottom of a container of dressing at the salad bar.

Students used some of the dressing before the material was discovered, but officials say there's no evidence anyone ate any of the preserved brain matter, and no one has reported getting sick.

Parents were sent a letter informing them about the incident.

Health department officials say there wasn't enough preservative in the brain matter to cause health problems.

 

[RedvsBlue]

Its to make them smarterest.

 

[twiztidjester]

[quote name='RedvsBlue']Its to make them smarterest.[/quote]

Someone said it yesterday and this now confirms it we are now an official mirror for Fark.

 

[beerguy961]

Really makes me question if I should be going to the Dining Commons every da.y...

 

[legion_stxds]

That is soooo wrong! I don't think I will be eating on campus for a long time. And now that I think about it... the biology building, with all the peserved animals and fetus' are way too close to the cafe! :shock:

 

[Follandboy]

You get dressing, when I was in High School we had to eat plain lettuce

 

[daria19]

[quote name='"Follandboy"']You get dressing, when I was in High School we had to eat plain lettuce[/quote]

I would prefer the plain lettuce to tampered dressing....

 

[Stoneage]

Brains.................Brains!!!............

Are there any movies with sheep zombies??

 

[adezero]

I oh come on, this is one in a million. no reason not to eat at cafeteria's anymore

 

[Mr.Answer]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123']
Students used some of the dressing before the material was discovered, but officials say there's no evidence anyone ate any of the preserved brain matter, and no one has reported getting sick.

.[/quote]

Theres no evidence that anyone ate any of the brain........yet. I would hate the job of 'looking for evidence' of the eaten brain!

 

[The Successful Dropout]

[quote name='adezero']I oh come on, this is one in a million. no reason not to eat at cafeteria's anymore[/quote]


you know, i hear this "one in a million" statement a lot....and it makes me think, if everything is "one in a million," those "one"s are going to start adding up to a million, which i'm sure they already have....hopefully that made sense, probably not, 'cause ive been up all night working

 

[Mr.Answer]

[quote name='trustcompany1013'][quote name='adezero']I oh come on, this is one in a million. no reason not to eat at cafeteria's anymore[/quote]


you know, i hear this "one in a million" statement a lot....and it makes me think, if everything is "one in a million," those "one"s are going to start adding up to a million, which i'm sure they already have....hopefully that made sense, probably not, 'cause ive been up all night working[/quote]

Stephen Wright had a joke, "If someone compliments me and says I'm one in a million does that mean there are 1000 of me in china?" or something like that.

 

[Gothic Walrus]

[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='RedvsBlue']Its to make them smarterest.[/quote]

Someone said it yesterday and this now confirms it we are now an official mirror for Fark. [/quote]

We aren't anything like Fark. What...people on other websites aren't allowed to make stupid jokes?

That said, I'm glad I bring my lunch with me every day. On the rare occasion when I don't, I don't think they can do much to screw up a bagel and a sealed cup of cream cheese...

 

[kaw]

The school is about ten miles away from me. What's funnier is schools in small-town Vestal have made CAGs off topic news twice now:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=39176&start=0

 

[Matrix2k3]

And people wonder why I dont eat school food...

 

[Moxio]

That's weird. Good thing nobody got sick, though. Sucky parents would sue the school.

 

[Kaijufan]

Its good that no one got sick.

 

[tornadomann]

wow, that was a really stupid thing for those kids to do. there is a line between funny and stupid, and this just isn't funny.

 

[MrFriday18]

i don't trust my schools cafetetria at all so i bring my lunch.

 

[epobirs]

[quote name='Stoneage']Brains.................Brains!!!............

Are there any movies with sheep zombies??[/quote]

How would you tell? They produce a flat EEG under normal conditions.

 

[epobirs]

"Hey! THeres sheep brains in my salad!"

"Shh. Everybody will want some."



"Waiter, what is this sheep brain doing in my salad?"

"Computing pi to the trillionth place. They aren't actually stupid, just very distracted.

 

[help1]

[quote name='Matrix2k3']And people wonder why I dont eat school food...[/quote]

yeah, what bugs them about it?

 

[phatbunbao]

i live in binghamton and yea this happened in vestal and its really gross, they said the brain chunk sank to the bottom of the container and kids were dishing it out for a couple hours before someone realized it it was there. I personally have had a bad experience w/ salad which was maggot filled so i cant even eat salad anymore

 

[Zenithian Legend]

thank God I cook almost all of my own food now... except when I get fast food... uh oh