Spoony and Subby Birthday ExtravaganzOTT

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[quote name='jaykrue']I must be one of the craziest SOB around. :bomb: I actually drove through a fcukin' blizzard to check up on my mom in her country home. What normally takes me an hour & a half took me 5 hours of driving at an snail speed of 30 mph on the interstate when the normal unspoken speed is 80. :roll: I swear, my fcuking visability was pretty much zero as the snow came down so hard it's like putting a white blanket on the windshield while driving. Geez, I hate snow. :bomb:[/QUOTE]
Aw, who loves his mommy?

Seriously, you probably did the right thing in visiting your mom. Unless she's like 45. Then you got screwed...
 
I think I made a stupid move last night. This girl that I have been talking to for awhile now came up to me and asked if I was going down south to this club that alot of people usually go to on thursday night. She wanted to see if she could ride with me since I wasn't drinking last night. Here is the kicker, I told her that no that I wasn't going. I most likely missed a prime oppurtinity to hang out with her and dance with her and you know.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I guess this means you're not, "Gettin' lucky in Kentucky."[/QUOTE]

haha Yeah I reckon not. I am an idiot but it aint no big thing. I think I still have a shot with her.

Anyways I am off to play Raquetball.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Every kidney or lung helps. Or $10 bucks if you can spare it. Your choice, really. :D[/QUOTE]

Lungs sell for a pretty penny on the black market ;)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Donate or else Cheapy will break your arm, Seagal-style! :lol:[/QUOTE]
Cheapy will have to gain about 300 pounds for that. Also, his hair is all wrong.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Cheapy will have to gain about 300 pounds for that. Also, his hair is all wrong.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you're right. Plus, Cheapy would have to talk with his eyes closed all the time.
 
Today I bought:
Guitar Hero, Magna Carta, PS2 Game Shark, Suikoden Tactics, Mario and Luigi, Popolocrois, Animal Crossing, and Phantasy Star 3.
Total= 250 Hmmm not really CAGery but oh well.
And I just got my Donkey Konga in yesterday. It's Christmas already at my apartment. Fun all around.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Today I bought:
Guitar Hero, Magna Carta, PS2 Game Shark, Suikoden Tactics, Mario and Luigi, Popolocrois, Animal Crossing, and Phantasy Star 3.
Total= 250 Hmmm not really CAGery but oh well.
And I just got my Donkey Konga in yesterday. It's Christmas already at my apartment. Fun all around.[/QUOTE]

Sounds pretty cool. :)

Bust out Karaoke Revolution/Party, and you'll really get Christmas started. :D
 
Happy birthday, sblymnl and Spoony!

Today I picked up ATHF volume 1 from Target for 20 dollars. Not a bad price! They still didn't have a guide for Animal Crossing, but oh well.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Happy birthday, sblymnl and Spoony![/QUOTE][quote name='flowery']Yeah I guess Happy Birthday to everyone that had one this week.[/QUOTE]Thanks. :D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']OMG Guitar Hero rocks my socks! I'm going to recommend it to everyone who comes in the store tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
What's the song list like? If it's good, I might open up to it a little.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Today I bought:
Guitar Hero, Magna Carta, PS2 Game Shark, Suikoden Tactics, Mario and Luigi, Popolocrois, Animal Crossing, and Phantasy Star 3.
Total= 250 Hmmm not really CAGery but oh well.
And I just got my Donkey Konga in yesterday. It's Christmas already at my apartment. Fun all around.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it would be easier if you just asked EB to pay you in games. ;)

Today just for the hell of it I picked up Pandemonium 1&2 for $10 and PoP: Warrior Within for $15. Not the greatest deals in the world, but impulse shopping got the better or me.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']OMG Guitar Hero rocks my socks! .[/QUOTE]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!

♫It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste KG.
Okay.

That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children now to freak your shit out!
All right!

Now I know what a lot of you are sayin':
"I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days.
I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D.
" Well I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' up
at the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?
Seven or eight at a time!? In a row?
How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment
to rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?
Glistening in the sun. How 'bout are you willin' to make the commitment,
wakin' up, goin' okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
Can't decide: Can't decide: Brain aneurysm!
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
to rock your fuckin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so precious little.
All we're askin' you to do is drop trou and squeeze out
a Cleveland Steamer on my chest.

2-3-4,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!
All right!♫
 
Birthday Party?
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[quote name='dcfox']So filthy. That movie made me blush :oops:

The bonus material sounds interesting, but not interesting enough to justify paying $29.99 for it.[/QUOTE]

So filthy...it gave me new material :)

29.99 is the MSRP...wich means it will be at normal retailers for 19.99-24.99 and might be on sale for less...much like any other release
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']So filthy...it gave me new material :)
[/QUOTE]
:shock: Family night just got more interesting at the Nigel house ;)
 
[quote name='dcfox']:shock: Family night just got more interesting at the Nigel house ;)[/QUOTE]

Nah, he's still a comic book guy. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']:shock: Family night just got more interesting at the Nigel house ;)[/QUOTE]

Scruffy just loves pineapple night! Woof! Shiela, well...she's more for a little squash and grind.

Tobey...well he...he doesnt like to talk about it...and the ball gag just helps to further his cause.

Uncle Jessie really gets into it...about elbow deep really. And the little one...thank god she can hold her breath!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']http://www.guitarherogame.com/music.asp
And yes, DC, EB should pay me in games but the main reason I bought all the games was the employee appreciation weekend, 25% off new and 35% off preplayed with the card.[/QUOTE]

Its too bad you couldn't have used your employee appreciation discount in conjunction with the upcoming b2g1. You would have really cleaned up. :lol:
 
Wow. the South Park DVD set is superb. :)

I'm enjoying more than Simpsons (And I'm one who enjoys his Simpsons).

So how many birthdays did we have this week, anyway?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I don't know who's more annoying... Nook or Resetti.[/QUOTE]

Resetti. Definitely Resetti.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Scruffy just loves pineapple night! Woof! Shiela, well...she's more for a little squash and grind.

Tobey...well he...he doesnt like to talk about it...and the ball gag just helps to further his cause.

Uncle Jessie really gets into it...about elbow deep really. And the little one...thank god she can hold her breath![/QUOTE]
Sounds like fun. :lol:

Me, I plan on dropping by the local animal shelter later on. Pick up three dogs. Afterwards lubricate my dick with some menstrual blood. Ass fuck one dog, blow the second dog, and have the third dog eat out my butt. All the while have my grandmother film it and finger herself simultaneously. That way we can climax at the same time. I figure it would make a nice Christmas present for my folks. Mr. and Mrs. Aristocrats.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I havent gotten Ressettit yet...how do does he come around?[/QUOTE]

Turn your game off without saving.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Sounds like fun. :lol:

Me, I plan on dropping by the local animal shelter later on. Pick up three dogs. Afterwards lubricate my dick with some menstrual blood. Ass fuck one dog, blow the second dog, and have the third dog eat out my butt. All the while have my grandmother film it and finger herself simultaneously. That way we can climax at the same time. I figure it would make a nice Christmas present for my folks. Mr. and Mrs. Aristocrats.[/QUOTE]

What kind of film did you use?
 
Paramount Pictures gave Jackass: The Movie 2 the greenlight. :)
 
[quote name='Brak']Paramount Pictures gave Jackass: The Movie 2 the greenlight. :)[/QUOTE]

I enjoyed the first one pretty much. :D
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']What kind of film did you use?[/QUOTE]
Nothing too special. We just taped over an old home movie of me fucking my sister, formerly my brother, in the hospital after she was post-op. My dad thought it was a good idea for me to break in her new vagina. I'm a little tight on cash because I had to pay for treatment of the STD I contracted from a dead hooker. Word to the wise, never fuck a corpse no matter how much it looks like your mother :cry:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I enjoyed the first one pretty much. :D[/QUOTE]

Same. Although by definition, Jackass is "dumb humor"... it, at the same time, is often very smart humor.

I can only handle Steve-O in EXTREMELY small doses, though.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Nothing too special. We just taped over an old home movie of me fucking my sister, formerly my brother, in the hospital after she was post-op. My dad thought it was a good idea for me to break in her new vagina. I'm a little tight on cash because I had to pay for treatment of the STD I contracted from a dead hooker. Word to the wise, never fuck a corpse no matter how much it looks like your mother :cry:[/QUOTE]

I learned that when i was five after grandma kicked the bucket. She would be a dead ringer for mom if it wasnt for the extra rinkles on her thighs. Still to this day i get little wiffs of that hot mayo smell with all the friction we were doing. Good times :)
 
[quote name='Brak']Same. Although by definition, Jackass is "dumb humor"... it, at the same time, is often very smart humor.

I can only handle Steve-O in EXTREMELY small doses, though.[/QUOTE]

I'm thinking of picking up that Box Set they're releasing.

Yeah, I didn't like that Wildboyz show at all, and it was essentially JAckass with more Steve-O and Chris, with animals.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I'm thinking of picking up that Box Set they're releasing.

Yeah, I didn't like that Wildboyz show at all, and it was essentially JAckass with more Steve-O and Chris, with animals.[/QUOTE]

I bought that boxset. Nice collection.
 
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