Spoony and Subby Birthday ExtravaganzOTT

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[quote name='SpottedNigel']I learned that when i was five after grandma kicked the bucket. She would be a dead ringer for mom if it wasnt for the extra wrinkles on her thighs. Still to this day i get little wiffs of that hot mayo smell with all the friction we were doing. Good times :)[/QUOTE]
You were fucking your dead grandmother at 5? Lucky kid ;) My grandmother wouldn't let me fuck her until I had some pubes. But I found a way around that. When my father was sleeping I would take off his pants and shave his pubes. Then I would glue it to my crotch. Since my grandmother had one glass eye and really couldn't see very well, she really couldn't tell the difference. She found out eventually when she went down on me. She sucked so hard she pulled the hair off my crotch and nearly choked on it. She knew it was my father's pubes right away, afterall she had tasted it so many times before.
 
What the shit are you bitches doing to our birthday celebration? :shock: :lol:[quote name='Saucy Jack']The D[/QUOTE]I can't think of the word "rock" without associating it with "hard tasty abs". :oops: :lol:

EDIT: I never liked Jackass, and Wildboyz is awful, but somehow I really enjoy Viva la Bam.
 
[quote name='Brak']I bought that boxset. Nice collection.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah? How much does it actually have in it, and how much did you pay for it? Do you feel it's worth your money?
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Oh yeah? How much does it actually have in it, and how much did you pay for it? Do you feel it's worth your money?[/QUOTE]

I want to get it, if my recommendation means anything. ;)

I'd say that if you were happy with the Beavis & Butt-head set, you'd be happy (or even happier) with the way this set is done.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Oh yeah? How much does it actually have in it, and how much did you pay for it? Do you feel it's worth your money?[/QUOTE]

The collection is vol. 1 - 3. Volume 2 and 3 have already been released (two years ago), so those are the same as the old DVDs. Volume 1 is new, though. "New" -- as it was never released. And it also comes with a bonus disc with the MTV Cribs of Jackass cast members and a couple of other Jackass specials (like the Gumball Rally). Comes with a book, too.

I paid $44.99 and think it was well-worth it. However, I already had vol. 2 and 3... so I gotta sell those somehow. :)

And I'm not sure how much is on the DVDs... it might be all of the skits, but I'm not positive about that. I think it's over 5 hours of footage, though.

And, yes, sub: Viva La Bam is the shit. Have you seen the CKY DVDs (that pre-date Jackass)? Great stuff. Extremely funny.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What the shit are you bitches doing to our birthday celebration? :shock: [/QUOTE]

Excuse us for trying to class it up with some intelligent humour :lol: But I'm done for the night. My back is killing me from all the shoveling. I think I'm going to go lie down and watch So Close. Shu Qi :drool: :drool:
 
Hmm. I might want to pick that up.

I love the CKY stuff. VERY entertaining. My friend had them; I'd like to pick 'em up sometime.
 
[quote name='Brak']And, yes, sub: Viva La Bam is the shit. Have you seen the CKY DVDs (that pre-date Jackass)? Great stuff. Extremely funny.[/QUOTE]I have not. In fact, I didn't even start watching Bam until last superbowl sunday, when they had a marathon going on all day. :lol:[quote name='dcfox']Excuse us for trying to class it up with some intelligent humour :lol: But I'm done for the night. My back is killing me from all the shoveling. I think I'm going to go lie down and watch So Close. Shu Qi :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]Is that all? Carry on then. ;)

Yes, she does look mighty tasty there. Still, she couldn't save The Transporter or Gorgeous. :cry:

If she's not on that hot girls list, you know what to do. ;)
 
Hmm. eBay has an auction up for the CKY set (CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, and CKY the Documentary) for 14 after shipping ending in an hour. sounds like a decent deal, no?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
Yes, she does look mighty tasty there. Still, she couldn't save The Transporter or Gorgeous. :cry:
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I thought Transporter was a good movie. :cry:

But I have high hopes for So Close. I got a thing for Vicky Zhao. I'm not to crazy about Karen Mok, but I have enjoyed her past films very much Shaolin Soccer and A Chinese Odyssey part 1 and 2. Three of the funniest movies around, imo.

And with that I'm off. Really.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Hmm. eBay has an auction up for the CKY set (CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, and CKY the Documentary) for 14 after shipping ending in an hour. sounds like a decent deal, no?[/QUOTE]

That's an incredible deal, assuming that you are talking about the 4-disc, OOP Box Set... and not that bastardized CKY Trilogy 2-disc garbage.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Hmm. eBay has an auction up for the CKY set (CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, and CKY the Documentary) for 14 after shipping ending in an hour. sounds like a decent deal, no?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. That's the one I got, if it's the four disc box set, that is. I paid $60 for it back when it released, so $14 is a Hell of a deal.

Don't forget to get CKY4 and Haggard: The Movie. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yes, she does look mighty tasty there. Still, she couldn't save The Transporter or Gorgeous. :cry:[/QUOTE]

I happened to have liked The Transporter, but that's just me.
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah. That's the one I got, if it's the four disc box set, that is. I paid $60 for it back when it released, so $14 is a Hell of a deal.

Don't forget to get CKY4 and Haggard: The Movie. ;)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I paid about $50 for mine. Great stuff. :cool:

And definitely do grab Haggard: The Movie. Some say that there is no difference between the regular version and the "Uncensored! Bam's Cut!" version, but just to be safe, grab the Uncensored one.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Still, she couldn't save The Transporter or Gorgeous. :cry:
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Did you see the U.S. version by Columbia/Tri-Star, or did you actually watch the imported version? The uncut, import version is much better. Plus, it has a cameo from Stephen Chow.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I thought Transporter was a good movie. :cry:[/QUOTE]
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']I happened to have liked The Transporter, but that's just me.[/QUOTE]It was fucking horrible. I wanted to walk out, but I wasn't the one who drove. And I wasn't about to walk the few miles back to the dorm. :lol:[quote name='Saucy Jack']Did you see the U.S. version by Columbia/Tri-Star, or did you actually watch the imported version? The uncut, import version is much better. Plus, it has a cameo from Stephen Chow.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure, so let's say the US version. Unless the uncut version is a completely different beast (maybe with 90% of Jackie's non-fighting scenes removed) it couldn't possibly be good. Personally, I don't give a shit about Stephen Chow.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It was fucking horrible. I wanted to walk out, but I wasn't the one who drove. And I wasn't about to walk the few miles back to the dorm. :lol:I'm not sure, so let's say the US version. Unless the uncut version is a completely different beast (maybe with 90% of Jackie's non-fighting scenes removed) it couldn't possibly be good. Personally, I don't give a shit about Stephen Chow.[/QUOTE]

Transporter does suck. I'll agree with you there.

The uncut version is better, indeed. However, I do agree that it definitely isn't one of Jackie's best movies. I can understand why you don't like it.

As for Mr. Chow... I won't comment on your comment. I like Stephen Chow, anyway. I need to find more movies of his to watch.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You were fucking your dead grandmother at 5? Lucky kid ;) My grandmother wouldn't let me fuck her until I had some pubes. But I found a way around that. When my father was sleeping I would take off his pants and shave his pubes. Then I would glue it to my crotch. Since my grandmother had one glass eye and really couldn't see very well, she really couldn't tell the difference. She found out eventually when she went down on me. She sucked so hard she pulled the hair off my crotch and nearly choked on it. She knew it was my father's pubes right away, afterall she had tasted it so many times before.[/QUOTE]

I hope to god you had some good eye socket fucking. There's not much else like that feeling.

And i used some cat pubes...cat pubes.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']As for Mr. Chow... I won't comment on your comment. I like Stephen Chow, anyway. I need to find more movies of his to watch.[/QUOTE]I don't dislike him, it's more of the usual general indifference. A cameo from him is certainly nothing special in my eyes. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't dislike him, it's more of the usual general indifference. A cameo from him is certainly nothing special in my eyes. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Oh, OK. I understand what you mean, now.
 
I have been offered the opportunity of having my own television show on public access and online on an Internet television network... I gotta think this through, though. This is true power. I just can't just do anything with it...
 
[quote name='Brak']I have been offered the opportunity of having my own television show on public access and online on an Internet television network... I gotta think this through, though. This is true power. I just can't just do anything with it...[/QUOTE]That's true. You will have a responsibility to blow peoples' minds on a weekly(?) basis. :cool:
 
"Heeey! Come outside!

I can't! I'm playin' nut!

Come play portable nut! It's a nut you can play outside!

Whaaat?!

-PSP, it's like a nut you can play outside-"

[Give or take some words here and there]

Seriously, what the hell does Sony hope to get out of that?
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']"Heeey! Come outside!

I can't! I'm playin' nut!

Come play portable nut! It's a nut you can play outside!

Whaaat?!

-PSP, it's like a nut you can play outside-"

[Give or take some words here and there]

Seriously, what the hell does Sony hope to get out of that?[/QUOTE]

Internet hype...and its unfortunately working.
 
So Close is so :drool: :drool: Super hot Asian chicks posing as computer literate assassins mixed in with a good dose of gun fights, kung-fu action and a dash of lesbian romance. It gets 7/10 :joystick::joystick::joystick::joystick::joystick::joystick::joystick:.

Only downside, the movie starts off really, really slow and doesn't pick up until half way through. Coincidentally, that's when Vicky Zhao takes the main stage. As much as I like Shu Qi, I'd have to say Vicki is the hotter of the two.
 
Who do I go for? One of the hottest girls at my school who I have a chance with or the otaku/gamer girl who isn't good at committment?
 
Thats who I'm leaning towards, the latter is reminicint of my ex (nerdy, sucks at committment, 2 months, no arguments ever, and didn't give a reason!)
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Who do I go for? One of the hottest girls at my school who I have a chance with or the otaku/gamer girl who isn't good at committment?[/QUOTE]

Anyone who is not an otaku/gamer girl.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Who do I go for? One of the hottest girls at my school who I have a chance with or the otaku/gamer girl who isn't good at committment?[/QUOTE]

If you're still in school, always go for the hot one. There's no reason to go get an otaku/gamer girl unless you want to be in a relationship. It's folly to even think of having a gf while you're in high school/college. It the time to be young and live it up! So go for the hot one but don't expect it to go anywhere - it never does.
 
If you're a sensative guy (and there's nothing wrong with that), the last thing you want is a girl who can't hold a relationship as much as she can hold a stranger's cock.
 
[quote name='Brak']If you're a sensative guy (and there's nothing wrong with that), the last thing you want is a girl who can't hold a relationship as much as she can hold a stranger's cock.[/QUOTE]
Key thing is that you find a girl who'll hold your cock. Then work from there.
 
[quote name='Brak']I have been offered the opportunity of having my own television show on public access and online on an Internet television network... I gotta think this through, though. This is true power. I just can't just do anything with it...[/QUOTE]

Make an even bigger ass of yourself?

I kid, I kid.
 
Ze hot one must be mineeeeeeeeeeeeee :drool: Braggin' rights fo' sho'. Took her to homecoming last month, friends=jealous
 
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thats a great pic. Anyone see the Dukes of Hazzard yet? I rented it yesterday and I was suprised that it was really funny. I think not being PG-13 helped it a lot. The guy who played Farva in Super Troopers was awesome in it
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']*...pic*[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure whether I should laugh.. or throw up. I can only imagine where that is going to lead.. 'Wanna see my lightsaber?'
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I'm not sure whether I should laugh.. or throw up. I can only imagine where that is going to lead.. 'Wanna see my lightsaber?'[/QUOTE]

but wookies don't have lightsabers...
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I can't believe Kong is three and a half hours long. [/QUOTE]
:whistle2:s Did you even look at who the director is? Not surprising at all to me. Plus, I get to see it for free, which makes it better.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']but wookies don't have lightsabers...[/QUOTE]
There were probably some Wookie Jedi.
 
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