Spoony and Subby Birthday ExtravaganzOTT

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You don't need a horseshoe collection to fondle a stranger.

You don't need athlete's foot to jump in the lake.

You don't need gonorrhea to . . . Dadgummit, I forgot.

You don't need macadamia nuts to steal your neighbor's porn.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So, we're finally 80% done with this one? Alright then, carry on. (my wayward son)[/QUOTE]

Whoa, hidden message.

edit- not so hidden with the quote though...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So, we're finally 80% done with this one? Alright then, carry on. (my wayward son)[/QUOTE]
:headache: You and your mind games.

Maybe a title change is in order to speed things up. Seems like the extravaginaOTT has lost it's appeal.
 
[quote name='dcfox']:headache: You and your mind games.

Maybe a title change is in order to speed things up. Seems like the extravaginaOTT has lost it's appeal.[/QUOTE]Thy will be done ... as soon as I get a good suggestion. And once that's over with, I'll be watching a DVD and sleeping.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I'd prefer DiarrheOTT or the real man's STD, GonorhheOTT.[/QUOTE]
Why not just call it the MoxiOTT, then? In my language Moxio means "burning during urination" so it works out perfectly.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Thank you google and Jimmie Mac for teaching me of this exciting and wonderful product!
"Used by men and women to help relieve incontinence, improve bladder control, prevent prostate enlargement, and enhance sexual pleasure."[/QUOTE]

fuck you! ...calling me jimmiemac...should bitch slap you for that one
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']fuck you! ...calling me jimmiemac...should bitch slap you for that one[/QUOTE]

:rofl: I keed I keed, too far though, harakiri time
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Damn.. I Dunno the going price on (EDIT: ) UGLY hookers, but 400$ for a night seems pretty steep to me.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I love how he mentions that she has "all her shots" and such. He might as well add that she is potty-trained and plays well with children.

[quote name='crazytalkx']I'd rather make love to the Xbox 360[/QUOTE]

"Get your own! This is my SexBox!" :lol:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I keep my shit fresher than havin' to go to Salvation Army rockin a Member's Only jacket like Nigel.[/QUOTE]
With a comb over at the supposed age of "25". Who's that nigga kidding? Pushing at least 41, jacking off to Pixar movies.
 
Oh, you wanna see some shit, check the asskissin bullshit I got back a few weeks ago from Saucy Jack:

Hi.

Bet you're wondering what the I'm doing sending you a PM, huh?

Well, I just wanted to say thank you for being around. You're definitely a big part of this place, and it wouldn't be the same without you.

So, keep doing what you do. Take care.

Best wishes,
J

What a little bitch. Dude, I need a fan club.

Plus, I mean, could Saucy reply more?

He wakes up, yawns, stretches and says to himself, "Aight, time to respond to every single post on CAG"
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Oh, you wanna see some shit, check the asskissin bullshit I got back a few weeks ago from Saucy Jack:

Hi.

Bet you're wondering what the I'm doing sending you a PM, huh?

Well, I just wanted to say thank you for being around. You're definitely a big part of this place, and it wouldn't be the same without you.

So, keep doing what you do. Take care.

Best wishes,
J

What a little bitch. Dude, I need a fan club.

Plus, I mean, could Saucy reply more?

He wakes up, yawns, stretches and says to himself, "Aight, time to respond to every single post on CAG"[/QUOTE]

Its alright though because you can sleep sound knowing that for every person that appreciates you, theres at least 1 that hates you.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Its alright though because you can sleep sound knowing that for every person that appreciates you, theres at least 1 that hates you.[/QUOTE]

Nah, even the haters love me, because at least they know who I am.

Like you, besides this post, have I ever talked to you? No. But that doesn't change the fact that you always respond to me.

Thanks for comin' out. You wanna go ahead and PM me your address I can hook you up with an 8 by 10 glossy of me brushin' my teeth.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Oh, you wanna see some shit, check the asskissin bullshit I got back a few weeks ago from Saucy Jack:

What a little bitch. Dude, I need a fan club.

Plus, I mean, could Saucy reply more?

He wakes up, yawns, stretches and says to himself, "Aight, time to respond to every single post on CAG"[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I just thought that you could use a kind word or two because at the time, you were under fire from a lot of people. And besides, I don't have any problems with you; you've actually been pretty cool to me. I don't see how my message was ass kissing, but if that floats your boat, whatever. That's fine.

Hmm... a CAG with a fan club. Just out of interest, why do you think that you should have a fan club? I'm not being sarcastic or anything; I'm honestly interested in your thoughts. Go ahead... sell yourself to us.

Also, look at my post count, and then compare it to the others here in the OTT. No contest. It seems like I reply more because I check this place a few times a day... open up the threads I'm interested in reading... and then reply to the ones I'm interested in all at once. That makes a lot of the topics read "Last Reply by Saucy Jack," but now you see why.


Anyway, here's something I found on the web. Never saw the TV show, so I don't know how this compares to it. The "Miami Vice" movie teaser is up:

http://www.miamivice.com
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Nah, even the haters love me, because at least they know who I am.

Like you, besides this post, have I ever talked to you? No. But that doesn't change the fact that you always respond to me.

Thanks for comin' out. You wanna go ahead and PM me your address I can hook you up with an 8 by 10 glossy of me brushin' my teeth.[/QUOTE]
What can I say, I post points so concrete that you can't think of a reply to them. If you're ever in the area I'll be sure to give you an autograph.
 
Right, Jack, I mean, you think you and Brak should be on TV but you don't think I should have a fan club.

So just like your grandmama doesn't get this crazy rap music but she still think that Johnny Carson was a funny SOB I'll sit here without a fan club while you have a sitcom with the Pringles can shitter.

Don't spend too much time here though, there are dozens of posts out there right now that need you to respond back with a middle-of-the-road-copacetic milquetoast response that only you can put everyone to sleep with.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Right, Jack, I mean, you think you and Brak should be on TV but you don't think I should have a fan club.

So just like your grandmama doesn't get this crazy rap music but she still think that Johnny Carson was a funny SOB I'll sit here without a fan club while you have a sitcom with the Pringles can shitter.

Don't spend too much time here though, there are dozens of posts out there right now that need you to respond back with a middle-of-the-road-copacetic milquetoast response that only you can put everyone to sleep with.[/QUOTE]
Note the total avoidance of answering Jack's question.
 
[quote name='jmcc']The point is, I could make a wonderful commercial for the product. A pesky jar of pickles would be opened.[/QUOTE]

"No, the real point is, I don't give a damn", Carl, ATHF

I couldn't resist using that line... but seroiusly, nice one! :applause:

On a side note, upon discussing with a friend, I realized I'd heard of the Kegel exercises, but seeing that random package was ... well, I didn't realize someone had made a device to make the exercises... uh... super. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='dcfox']What about the Oily TiT[/QUOTE]I'd prefer DiarrheOTT or the real man's STD, GonorhheOTT.[/QUOTE]Why not just call it the MoxiOTT, then? In my language Moxio means "burning during urination" so it works out perfectly.[/QUOTE]I think I'll just leave it as is then.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Right, Jack, I mean, you think you and Brak should be on TV but you don't think I should have a fan club.

So just like your grandmama doesn't get this crazy rap music but she still think that Johnny Carson was a funny SOB I'll sit here without a fan club while you have a sitcom with the Pringles can shitter.

Don't spend too much time here though, there are dozens of posts out there right now that need you to respond back with a middle-of-the-road-copacetic milquetoast response that only you can put everyone to sleep with.[/QUOTE]

So Johnny Carson wasn't a funny SOB?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']So Johnny Carson wasn't a funny SOB?[/QUOTE]I'm not old enough to remember Johnny, but from what I can tell no, he wasn't. :lol:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Right, Jack, I mean, you think you and Brak should be on TV but you don't think I should have a fan club.

So just like your grandmama doesn't get this crazy rap music but she still think that Johnny Carson was a funny SOB I'll sit here without a fan club while you have a sitcom with the Pringles can shitter.

Don't spend too much time here though, there are dozens of posts out there right now that need you to respond back with a middle-of-the-road-copacetic milquetoast response that only you can put everyone to sleep with.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Well, honestly... I don't think that I should have a TV show. Would I love to have a movie or a TV show? fuck yeah, I would! Is it going to happen? Probably not.

Speaking of which, are there even that many fan clubs around for anyone? It seems like the fan club has died, and it has just changed to the way of entertainers and the like having websites, e-mail addresses, and message boards.

Also, I never said that you shouldn't have a fan club. I asked why do you think you should have one. Like I just pointed out, the fan club seems to be a dying animal. What would your fan club consist of... what kind of benefits would members get? Those kinds of things I'm interested in hearing about.

My responses are satisfactory? Thank you for the compliment. If I do put some people to sleep, maybe that's a good thing. It seems like there's a lot of insomniacs around here, anyway. :lol:
 
Ahh looks like Jimmie's stirring up shit in the OTT again, must be a day that ends in "y". Well one of these days he'll sober up and realize how much people hate an angry drunk.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What is the fractional equivalent of 0.00257069409?[/QUOTE]

While technically correct, that is not the response we were looking for. I'm sorry, but the correct response was "What are Zenithian Legend's odds* of passing his exam?". :D

*Odds not officially sanctioned.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']While technically correct, that is not the response we were looking for. I'm sorry, but the correct response was "What are Zenithian Legend's odds* of passing his exam?". :D

*Odds not officially sanctioned.[/QUOTE]

To quote Eddie Murphy... very funny motherfucker...

Anyway I hope not, as I need 3 out of 100 to pass this class, and 53 out of 100 to get a C... 103 out of 100 to get a B, so I'd say a C is a safe bet. That's what you get when you skip the class roughly 60-70% of the time, and it's not like I wanted to take advanced macroeconomic theory anyway, sadly the class I signed up for was cancelled and I this was all that was available that would finish the requirements for my minor.
 
Oh ya, plus I got robbed on my last homework score, not sure why to be quite honest, but that took me out of the B range

Ya know in retrospect that kinda pisses me off, because had I gotten perfect scores on his homework sets, or at least somewhat better instead of the class average... then I'd definitely have gotten a B.

Not that it's really going to matter... in the long-run, as those economists say
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.[/QUOTE]

Where you are now, you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
 
Fight club is for homosexuals. (43)

I think, due to the season, it's time for Home Alone quotes

Kevin: You better come get me, I'm calling the cops!
Marv: Let's get him, he's calling the cops!
Harry: *mumbles* He's calling the cops...FROM A TREEHOUSE!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Right, Jack, I mean, you think you and Brak should be on TV but you don't think I should have a fan club.[/QUOTE]

I should have a television show.

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about public access.

Why did my name get brought up, anyway? I was the Hell asleep.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I'll take fucking around on the internet instead of studying for my econ final for $800, Alex[/QUOTE]
I'm in the same boat...but instead of economics, it's Chem, Calc II, and History of Medieval/Renaissance Europe.

One exam on Thursday, two on Friday. One on 8AM each day, on the part of campus that I need to make a 20 minute commute to. This is not going to be fun. :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='Brak']

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about public access.

[/QUOTE]

I don't know, Brak. The French are assholes...
 
[quote name='Brak']I should have a television show.

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about public access.

Why did my name get brought up, anyway? I was the Hell asleep.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were going to get a show, oh King Of Public Access TV?

[quote name='Matt Young']Since waking up at 9:30 AM Pacific, I've consumed 6 each of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi and Diet Mountain Dew.[/QUOTE]
I guess it's time for neon-green-and-brownish-red piss? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Since waking up at 9:30 AM Pacific, I've consumed 6 each of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi and Diet Mountain Dew.[/QUOTE]

And you're probably pissing blood right now... :lol:
 
I've put up a new, somewhat expanded tradelist. So, you know, buy my stuff. :lol:[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Where you are now, you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.[/QUOTE]I never, no, never told anyone this, but before I met Tyler, I was planning to buy a dog and name it "Entourage." This is how bad your life can get.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I don't know, Brak. The French are assholes...[/QUOTE]

They really are, too...

[quote name='shrike4242']I thought you were going to get a show, oh King Of Public Access TV?[/quote]

Well, I have to create a show first. I have a ton of strange archive footage and skits on film, but I want it all to revolve around a non-blatantly fictional public access show. Kind of hard to explain.

By the way, it's Ye Olde King.

And, by they way -- and I wish that I'm making this part up -- after I do create, say, a pilot episode... I have to show it to this millionaire guy in Detroit to see if he would like to air it on some Broadband television station he has. Get paid~
 
[quote name='Brak']
Well, I have to create a show first. I have a ton of strange archive footage and skits on film, but I want it all to revolve around a non-blatantly fictional public access show. Kind of hard to explain.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I have a shitload of movies and sketches on tapes somewhere, too.

I really like your show idea. Elaborate on it some more if you'd like. :)
 
[quote name='Brak']And, by they way -- and I wish that I'm making this part up -- after I do create, say, a pilot episode... I have to show it to this millionaire guy in Detroit to see if he would like to air it on some Broadband television station he has. Get paid~[/QUOTE]Well it's a good thing you've already got those fronts on layaway. ;)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Yeah, I have a shitload of movies and sketches on tapes somewhere, too.

I really like your show idea. Elaborate on it some more if you'd like. :)[/QUOTE]

I dunno how to explain it, really... think, I guess, acting within the environment of reality. I've been kicking around the idea of filming it as a period piece, making it look like it was taped in the early '90s. I'm not positive, however.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well it's a good thing you've already got those fronts on layaway. ;)[/QUOTE]

I thought about buying gold fronts for my bottom row of teeth, as a joke... that is, until I looked in a Source Magazine ad at the grocery store and saw how much they were.
 
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