SpottedNigel needs a GOTTdamned nap

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[quote name='flowery']fuck zew that is a shitty day.[/quote]

I can only read that post with the voice of Benichio Del Torro from The Usual Suspects in my head. Fun!
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I can only read that post with the voice of Benichio Del Torro from The Usual Suspects in my head. Fun![/QUOTE]

You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. I'm not a criminal.
 
Ahh the irony of not being able to get a police officer to talk to me about a project I'm doing on the public's opinion toward police...
 
I think if I had 3 wishes the first would be to have the voice of that movie preview guy. That's one of the few people in this world who you can't criticize for being in love with the sound of his own voice.
 


Another few hours wasted. On the up side, I'm pretty sure this is my technical best so far. Just another step to getting all my PS1 games in DVD cases. yay...

[quote name='flowery']I really can't wait until this whole Snakes on a Plane bullshit dies down. This is a piece of shit that should only be a made for tv movie. fuck you, you stupid fucking critics and people who thinks this is the greatest fucking movie to happen to film since Battlefield Earth. You fucking loonies. [/QUOTE]

I think this man has had it with these motherfucking snakes...
 
[quote name='SMMM']I think this man has had it with these motherfucking snakes...[/QUOTE]
That movie is going to be the biggest waste of 8 dollars ever, but it'll be great...
 
Finding out the Dead or Alive 4 Hori Stick for Xbox 360 goes for $100 and more has made me extremely happy.

To think, I was upset that I lost the receipt because I just wanted to return it to Gamestop and get my money back... now I can more than double my money!
 
So, my 4 month journey officially began today.

The Horse is in South Bend, Indiana tonight.

Not much going on here to be honest... I believe I'm definitely not on the campus side of town
 
Am I doing something wrong with Brazil nuts? They taste like poisonous dirt fresh from the shell or canned, so what gives?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Am I doing something wrong with Brazil nuts? They taste like poisonous dirt fresh from the shell or canned, so what gives?[/QUOTE]
Macademia nuts are better....
 
[quote name='DT778']oh shit. didn;t know that was beerguy. I thought you where that turkeyonrye dude.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps I should have gone with igloo-Meatwad....
 
[quote name='DT778']oh shit. didn;t know that was beerguy. I thought you where that turkeyonrye dude.[/QUOTE]
Thorbahn has meatwad as an avatar pic also.
 
I could really go for a drink. Then again, I still have a power point presentation project to do.

On the other hand, if I don't end up going to law school, this could be absolute last chance to do a school project drunk off my ass...
 
[quote name='DT778']"dude my dad totally owns a dealership"

go with one of those guys.[/quote]

I will certainly be visiting his dealership if it is a Chrysler dealership!
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Macademia nuts are better....[/QUOTE]Well obviously. But I want to know how Brazils ever became popular. They taste terrible no matter how they're served, so why are they in mixed nuts? Who keeps pushing them?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Am I doing something wrong with Brazil nuts? They taste like poisonous dirt fresh from the shell or canned, so what gives?[/QUOTE]

put peanut butter and syrup on them then they will taste better.
 
So there is this girl that I grew up with and is a friend of my cousin. I use to like this chick awhile back but played me and then blew me off. Well I see her as I am going to my aunt's house and evidentaly she told my cousin that "I have changed and I looked hot". This kinda pisses me off and then she tells me that she told her that she is pregnant. I say fuck this bitch but out of the blue she IMs me and acts all nice and tells me she is getting married in a few weeks and that she is pregnant so I act nice and congratulate her and whatever (I don't care and aint surprised). I don't need no fucking drama and I have tried and forgot her. I am glad I didn't hook up with her back in the day.

Sorry for the rant (if it even makes sense) but it just aggravates me.
 
[quote name='flowery']So there is this girl that I grew up with and is a friend of my cousin. I use to like this chick awhile back but played me and then blew me off. Well I see her as I am going to my aunt's house and evidentaly she told my cousin that "I have changed and I looked hot". This kinda pisses me off and then she tells me that she told her that she is pregnant. I say fuck this bitch but out of the blew she IMs me and acts all nice and tells me she is getting married in a few weeks and that she is pregnant so I act nice and congratulate her and whatever (I don't care and aint surprised). I don't need no fucking drama and I have tried and forgot her. I am glad I didn't hook up with her back in the day.

Sorry for the rant (if it even makes sense) but it just aggravates me.[/QUOTE]
fuck that trash.
 
[quote name='Brak']fuck that trash.[/QUOTE]

That is what I keep yelling. I kind of wish she would leave me the fuck alone now and go be a bitch. I will feel bad for the kid though.
 
[quote name='flowery']So there is this girl that I grew up with and is a friend of my cousin. I use to like this chick awhile back but played me and then blew me off. Well I see her as I am going to my aunt's house and evidentaly she told my cousin that "I have changed and I looked hot". This kinda pisses me off and then she tells me that she told her that she is pregnant. I say fuck this bitch but out of the blew she IMs me and acts all nice and tells me she is getting married in a few weeks and that she is pregnant so I act nice and congratulate her and whatever (I don't care and aint surprised). I don't need no fucking drama and I have tried and forgot her. I am glad I didn't hook up with her back in the day.

Sorry for the rant (if it even makes sense) but it just aggravates me.[/QUOTE]

I grew up woth this one girl and we played this game where one person would ride there bikes on one side of a parking lot and the others where on the other side of the parking lot throwing rocks at the person on the bike. So the girl was riding here bike and me and my other 2 friends were throwing rocks at her. (there were always close calls, but no one ever got hit.) And low and behold I hit her with a rock in the head. Her dad never let me play with her again.

We were like 7 years old when this happened.
 
Last night (3 AM), I went to Denny's with a friend. We parked in between two cars: one running, with nobody in it; one with kind of a scraggly / hot girl at the driver's seat and a guy in the passenger seat -- their torsos facing eachother. Obviously, the running car belonged to the guy.

As a joke, I said to my friend, "Look. She's holding money." After I said that, I looked to see if she was, for fun, and so did my friend. At the same time, we both shout "WHOA!!!" She was holding the fattest stack of money I've ever seen in person. I'd say that it was over $1,000. Upon further quick glances, we saw that her hand was crammed in his crotch.

Uhhhh hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-huh.
 
I'm thinking of making a movie with Legos. Clearing out for the garage sale and I found a bunch of them thrown around in this neat little box. This box is cool because its a flashlight also and has an outlet on the side where stuff plugs in and charges. Plus, it holds Legos.
 
[quote name='Predator21281']I'm thinking of making a movie with Legos. Clearing out for the garage sale and I found a bunch of them thrown around in this neat little box. This box is cool because its a flashlight also and has an outlet on the side where stuff plugs in and charges. Plus, it holds Legos.[/QUOTE]
Do you have a stop-frame camera, or are you going to do it the hard way?
 
Well, HOF edition probably exists because this year Madden was inducted into the HOF this year... hence the Coach Madden type cover. Hell, the cover isn't THAT much worse than .
 
[quote name='mr ryles']how come the hall of fame edition of madden 07

has to have a crappy cover?

I never would of pre ordered it if I knew the cover was gonna look like THAT But hell I still got it for only $45 so I won't complain.[/QUOTE]
Are you really even going to look at the cover when it's on the shelf with all your other games? All you're going to see is the spine anyway.
 
LMAO

I need to get the DVD of The Aristocrats sometime. I found it on HBOComedy and it's so great. John Stewart's "version" was great, as was the mime and Howie Mandell's.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Maybe it will be a collectors item one day. I better hold on to it.[/QUOTE]You should probably go ahead and have it bronzed right away.
 
The AC is leaking again. :roll: This place seems like it's falling apart. I'm going to have a nice laundry list of things to be fixed/checked out to give to the office before I leave for my vacation this weekend.
 
LOL

Sarah Silverman's ending to the joke was great. Just the way she said "...Joe Franklin raped me" was awesome.
 
[quote name='karsh']LOL

Sarah Silverman's ending to the joke was great. Just the way she said "...Joe Franklin raped me" was awesome.[/QUOTE]

what am I missing? Is there something funny on TV? I better check comedy central.
 
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