[quote name='Strell']The level of youtube potential with this is staggering.[/QUOTE]
I had a friend (I say had, because the ass doesn't have time enough to return emails) who had two cats: one a fat female (about 25lbs) and one a skittish male, about 10 lbs.
Now, the fat cat is so fat, it once got stuck going into the litter box (one with a lid) and had to be cut out. This cat is lardo. So the fat ass is laying in a Firelog box. Well, not so much laying in it, as it is taking up every possible square inch, and it's head is halfway above the rim.
Skittish cat comes over, and he's totally her bitch all the time. Always runs from ANYTHING. Food scares this cat sometimes. So he comes over, sees the fatass laying in the box, and proceeds to whap her.
Now, at this point, I need to step back and explain the situation so the pure funnay is tacit. The cat is sitting on his hind legs, looking (somewhat) down at fatass with a cocked head. Almost like, WTF are you doing in my box, you fat piece of shit? So, he waps her. Like 7-8 times in rapid progression. The only way I could describe it is as if the skittish cat was playing whacamole with the cat's head, and his paw was the mallet. Whap-whap-whap-whap-whap...you get the idea. After the 7th or 8th whap, the cat looks up in a pretty perturbed manner. A 'better not do that again or it's your ass' look. So the skittish cat does the only smart thing I ever saw in it's entire life.
He whapped the shit out of her again about 5 times.
Think Butthead smacking Beavis that many times in a row, except straight on the top of the head. Funniest thing I have ever seen, and probably ever will see.