My version of battlefield 1 bro night Friday.
Try to load game, game updates because origin decided I didn't want it to auto-update, you know since I checked that little box to update automatically.
Go outside and hit a bowl while waiting.
Come back inside, load game.
Click to join Fox's game, nope battlefield 1 decides I didn't mean to do that and puts me in a game with a bunch of prepubescent, screaming, racist shitheads. Aka our future.
Go back to main menu.
Try to join the cags again.
Success!!!!
9 in queue, son of a bitch I mutter to myself, go outside to hit the bowl again.
Come back in to be greeted with the message that I had been kicked for idling.
Rejoin the queue.
Got smart this time and hit the one hitter while waiting.
I deploy into the red teams area and am promptly shot in the dick. Apparently I'm blue.
Next deployment, I land with my team and follow and then get scared and hide in the bushes while my team gets slaughtered by a plane. Decide to just crawl, it works, I'm able to sneak up behind a guy and shoot him in the back of the head 3 times. He gets up and with my guy frozen for some reason, he stabs me in the dick.
Well,
, wtf? Take another hit.
Get shot through 3 buildings and 6 walls as soon as I spawn.
Respawn, only to get into a firefight with a plane. I lose.
Respawn again, kinda high at this point and not really caring, so I just spun in a circle for 10 minutes. Survived till end of match.
Took another hit, and decided I'd rather watch my wife play ghost master.
Quit the dick mutilation simulator aka battlefield 1.