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Gaiz, Gaiz, settle down for game talk.
I finished a game today (NO REALLY!) and by finish, I mean finished the story not this 100% completion bullshit {that's for OCD neckbearded mouth-breathers}.
Assassin's Creed : Unity is unlike any other AC game you've ever played. In this "latest" AC gsme, you get to do new and innovative things like tail people, renovate buildings, climb to the top of radio... Errr. Eiffel towers and jump off into hay carts. EXCITING! YOU EVEN GET TO ASSASSINATE PEOPLE! I guess that's where it gets its name from... Unity, I mean.
Of course in this one, you can't just do a double air/land assassination,. Oh no... You now have to pay

ing sync points to get abilities you got free as the story progressed in older games. Isn't progress grand!
All is not bad though. Very little modern day shit. 1700s Paris looks great and feels alive (insert gift of in-game character doll of woman missing face here). You get to play a womanizing guy named Arno who is totally not Ezio even though he looks almost exactly like him, but at least he has some character compared to Conway in AC

irate's or that guy in AC:Rogue, you,.know that guy with that name. Sadly, unlike Conway, your character woefully underutilizes the word "Shite"
I enjoyed jumping into haystacks around GAY Paris, meeting the Marquis de Sade and Napoleon who didn't seem quite as small as he should be (that's what she said).
Rating: 7/10 ass-fulls of Creed