First Video Game Played: Some poker game on a neighbor's TRS-80 in the late 70s
First Video Game Owned: Tie between Donkey Kong, Turbo, Cosmic Avenger and Smurfs for the Colecovision one lucky Christmas morning
First Console: The above mentioned Colecovision
First Computer: A
Commodore Plus/4; a failed 'business' home computer. It luckily died within a month and was already discontinued. The salesman let us put the credit towards a Commodore 128. The Plus/4 came with some pirate text adventure, the 128 was mainly played in C-64 mode and I had a bajillion games, most downloaded from warez BBS's or traded.
First PC-Compatible: Some awful Tandy I got that was discontinued a week later. My first real Windows PC was a Packard Bell 486 in the mid-late 90s. It was crap but I mainly just played Civ II and hung out on mIRC. I remember the sound would stop working once a week and I'd have to go fix the IRQ settings despite having not touched them since last time.
Around 2000, I broke up with my live-in girlfriend who left, tragically taking her PC and our shared Everquest account with her. I still owned that Packard Bell, so I bought some refurbished Compaq with a low end K6-2 processor off a website. It came and didn't work and I was dreading having to try to send it back but decided to open it up just for kicks, despite having no idea what to do inside. Turned out the jumper off the power button was loose and it was actually a simple fix. That computer was my first video card upgrade (and lesson in disabling onboard video) and got me into doing my own tinkering. It was a pretty trashy computer but credit where due.