Subby-Poo needs hair advice!

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Why is it hot when you say it but nerdy for anyone else? :whistle2:k :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: sorry, still coming down from the six movie marathon high...

it's like some kind of nerd aphrodisiac, isn't it? ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']Sex is like life.

Its not where you're goin, its how you get there.

Enjoy the ride and don't rush to your destination. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Who said I was rushing? I could be at first base kissing a girl for an hour. Most guys are in a rush to the sex. I savor every moment like it could be my last. The bra will come off sometime during that hour but I let the hands do the 'talking' at that point and the rest, of course, is for me to know.;)
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']:lol: sorry, still coming down from the six movie marathon high...

it's like some kind of nerd aphrodisiac, isn't it? ;)[/QUOTE]

I don't know what it is, but don't ever stop. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Who said I was rushing? I could be at first base kissing a girl for an hour. Most guys are in a rush to the sex. I savor every moment like it could be my last. The bra will come off sometime during that hour but I let the hands do the 'talking' at that point and the rest, of course, is for me to know.;)[/QUOTE]

and hopefully you'll clue her in too ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't know what it is, but don't ever stop. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I think I should tape myself saying apparenlty sexy words, like:

"first-person shooter"..."lightsaber"...and "dual-shock controller"...hehe, wait, even I find that sexy...but I have a dirty mind...O:)
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']I think I should tape myself saying apparenlty sexy words, like:

"first-person shooter"..."lightsaber"...and "dual-shock controller"...hehe, wait, even I find that sexy...but I have a dirty mind...O:)[/QUOTE]

You know, that's not even funny because you probably would, in fact, make $$$ from suckers like Kayden, subbie, and me who like girls who do/know/say nerdy things.
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']I think I should tape myself saying apparenlty sexy words, like:

"first-person shooter"..."lightsaber"...and "dual-shock controller"...hehe, wait, even I find that sexy...but I have a dirty mind...O:)[/QUOTE]

*bbbbzzzzzzzzzzz*

:lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']You know, that's not even funny because you probably would, in fact, make $$$ from suckers like Kayden, subbie, and me who like girls who do/know/say nerdy things.[/QUOTE]

and in a sentace you've described why morgan webb has so many fans. :lol:
 
why "Jesus Walks" started playing in my head when I saw your picture is beyond me...


Anyhorse, I used to have long, long, long hair, even longer than yours sir. In fact it was down past my shoulders, and in a moment of weakness I allowed myself to be attacked, by several girls from my dorm, duct-taped, and an unsuccessful effort was made to cut my lucious locks. Today, I have no hair, somewhere along the lines I decided to shave my head, and now I get laid even more... go figure :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Morgan Webb doesn't look like you. ;)[/QUOTE]

*Registers username TaurusKattLover*

:twisted:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Ok, it's settled then. The rest of you can just turn this into an OTT or whatever. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Careful saying things like that when the walls have ears.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Careful saying things like that when the walls have ears.[/QUOTE]

D'oh!

Hmm ... the poll says buzz but two out of 3 females said keep it. :whistle2:k

I guess I should start asking people I know outside of CAG now. :lol:
 
I went from pro soccer player long to near-buzz. It's so much better during the summer.

For you, I'd suggest the same. That is, if you do go outside. :D
 
[quote name='Mike23']I went from pro soccer player long to near-buzz. It's so much better during the summer.

For you, I'd suggest the same. That is, if you do go outside. :D[/QUOTE]

Not if I can help it. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']D'oh!

Hmm ... the poll says buzz but two out of 3 females said keep it. :whistle2:k

I guess I should start asking people I know outside of CAG now. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I tossed in my $0.02 that you should buzz it, though as I do the cut down to the 1/2" buzz every month, I'm a little biased.

Though, the shorter it gets cut down to, the more gray hair pops out with each cutting, so it's a means to an end.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I tossed in my $0.02 that you should buzz it, though as I do the cut down to the 1/2" buzz every month, I'm a little biased.

Though, the shorter it gets cut down to, the more gray hair pops out with each cutting, so it's a means to an end.[/QUOTE]

I don't have to worry about that quite yet. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Prove it. ;)[/QUOTE]

I don't like being challenged. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I tossed in my $0.02 that you should buzz it, though as I do the cut down to the 1/2" buzz every month, I'm a little biased.

Though, the shorter it gets cut down to, the more gray hair pops out with each cutting, so it's a means to an end.[/QUOTE]

I think that this is one of the few times it's good to be a guy. When a gray hair pops out, it makes guys look distinguish, gentlemanly. While women, metaphorically get the short end of the stick and are perceived as starting on their expiration date. Sexist and stereotypical? Yes. But this is one stereotype that I don't mind.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I think that this is one of the few times it's good to be a guy. When a gray hair pops out, it makes guys look distinguish, gentlemanly. While women, metaphorically get the short end of the stick and are perceived as starting on their expiration date. Sexist and stereotypical? Yes. But this is one stereotype that I don't mind.[/QUOTE]

Ditto here, though since I've been going gray for 13 years, it's just been getting more of a logarithmic progression for the past couple of years.

The short haircuts have been helping this trend, I'm sure. And as it reminds me, it's time to go back in for the next one in a week or so.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't have to worry about that quite yet. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Don't laugh, it started with me at 22, so it can happen at any time. Didn't matter much until about 5 years ago, when it started to be more than random hairs.

Now, it's that salt-and-pepper look that some women, including my GF, happen to like. :D
 
I had one gray hair and I tried to keep for as long as possible (over a year). Some lady chopped it off while giving me a haircut. :cry: I will never go there again.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Don't laugh, it started with me at 22, so it can happen at any time. Didn't matter much until about 5 years ago, when it started to be more than random hairs.

Now, it's that salt-and-pepper look that some women, including my GF, happen to like. :D[/QUOTE]

I got my first grey hair when i was 11! :shock:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Ditto here, though since I've been going gray for 13 years, it's just been getting more of a logarithmic progression for the past couple of years.

The short haircuts have been helping this trend, I'm sure. And as it reminds me, it's time to go back in for the next one in a week or so.[/QUOTE]

I had a roommate (a future pre-med at the time) who after his first semester of college had his first crop of grays at the ripe old age of 17. Man that kid was a bit high strung. I'm surprised he chose such a high-strung profession to boot. Probably a lot of pressure from parents and/or family.
 
[quote name='TaurusKattLover']I got my first grey hair when i was 11! :shock:[/QUOTE]

Your name's not dave and you didn't room with me in college in illinois did you?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Your name's not dave and you didn't room with me in college in illinois did you?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

*hint*
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[quote name='zewone']Mohawk. Now.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking about that but I'm not sure it's workplace appropriate. :lol:

[quote name='TaurusKattLover']I don't like being challenged. :lol:[/QUOTE]

GG's gonna have words ... :lol:

[quote name='shrike4242']Ditto here, though since I've been going gray for 13 years, it's just been getting more of a logarithmic progression for the past couple of years.

The short haircuts have been helping this trend, I'm sure. And as it reminds me, it's time to go back in for the next one in a week or so.[/QUOTE]

My dad just turned 42 and still has no grey. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I was thinking about that but I'm not sure it's workplace appropriate. :lol:



GG's gonna have words ... :lol:



My dad just turned 42 and still has no grey. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Are you sure your dad's not just dyeing it? I didn't find out my mom was dyeing her hair until she was 56 and she confessed she started around 45 or so.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Are you sure your dad's not just dyeing it? I didn't find out my mom was dyeing her hair until she was 56 and she confessed she started around 45 or so.[/QUOTE]

Yes I'm sure.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I tossed in my $0.02 that you should buzz it, though as I do the cut down to the 1/2" buzz every month, I'm a little biased.

Though, the shorter it gets cut down to, the more gray hair pops out with each cutting, so it's a means to an end.[/QUOTE]

1/2 an inch once a month? Proposturous, an 1/8 an inch every week is the only way to go.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
GG's gonna have words ... :lol:
[/QUOTE]

I'm sure a few of them will have 4 letters... :lol:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']1/2 an inch once a month? Proposturous, an 1/8 an inch every week is the only way to go.[/QUOTE]

When I used to keep it short I always went with a #2, and I didn't have a set schedule. Just whenever I got around to it. :lol:

This is me (with my sister of course) just over 2 years ago:

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A year later my hair was longer than it is now. :lol:
 
[quote name='TaurusKattLover']I'm sure a few of them will have 4 letters... :lol:[/QUOTE]

words like: more, nice, good, sexy, suck that, kiss this, and... wipe your lips baby?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']words like: more, nice, good, sexy, suck that, kiss this, and... wipe your lips baby?[/QUOTE]

Oh horsey... I love it when you talk dirty to me. :lol:
 
[quote name='TaurusKattLover']Oh horsey... I love it when you talk dirty to me. :lol:[/QUOTE]

The horse does what he can do, when he can do it.

Now, I hear tell you're a fan of long hair eh? Well, how do you feel about ponytails?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']The horse does what he can do, when he can do it.

Now, I hear tell you're a fan of long hair eh? Well, how do you feel about ponytails?[/QUOTE]

The only thing you ever find under a ponytail is a horses ass. :lol:
 
I voted keep it. I sometimes wish I could grow my hair out like that. At least I have my beard though (until school starts again...:cry: ).
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']glad to see we have another OTT going on again...[/QUOTE]

Do you get a stick this massive up your ass everytime you see a thread deviate slightly?

You really aren't helping either. Your post doesn't contain anything relavent to the OP.

We're in the off topic forum, its considered the wasteland more or less anyways.

Its not like we go out of our way to shit on every deal thread.

If you wanna piss on something, how about the raging flames in the versus forum?
 
[quote name='Kayden']Do you get a stick this massive up your ass everytime you see a thread deviate slightly?[/QUOTE]

yes
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']yes[/QUOTE]

... ... ...

Crazy thought... If you hate seeing threads go off topic... (heres where it gets really weird) ... uh.. perhaps you should stay out of the OFF TOPIC FORUM?

Just a thought.
 
[quote name='Kayden']... ... ...

Crazy thought... If you hate seeing threads go off topic... (heres where it gets really weird) ... uh.. perhaps you should stay out of the OFF TOPIC FORUM?

Just a thought.[/QUOTE]
I agree with you again... I think the apocalypse may be upon us.
 
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