Supermarket refuses to personalize a cake for a 3-year-old

[quote name='JolietJake']Sigh, trash like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.[/quote]


This.

That poor child.
 
I love the quote from the parents:

"They can't even make a cake for a 3-year old. That's sad."

Yeah, the cake thing is the sad part of this story, not that you named a child Aryan Nation and another Adolf Hitler.
 
I'm sure they would be anyway, wouldn't want any of that racial tolerance they teach in school to corrupt them.
 
Wow, think of the pressure that kid faces being named Adolf Hitler!!

I predict the story will end the same way, with a gun to the head.
 
I think the OP is a little misleading to withold the fact that they wanted Adolf Hitler written on a cake. But, by the same token, there's nothing inherently offensive by writing "Adolf Hitler" on a cake. It's like if I named my kid Smelly Buttcrack Johnson. It's a weird and offensive name, to some, but if I want it on a cake, it should be put on a cake.

What if a well adjusted white family who loved racial tolerance and the strides towards racial equality named their white kid Martin Luther King Jr. Should they deny writing that name on the cake?
 
I hope they name their next kid YourParentsAreIdiots and then go back to the same store to get a cake made.

I think that's about the only silver lining I can imagine possible for this story.
 
[quote name='Friend of Sonic']I think the OP is a little misleading to withold the fact that they wanted Adolf Hitler written on a cake. But, by the same token, there's nothing inherently offensive by writing "Adolf Hitler" on a cake. It's like if I named my kid Smelly Buttcrack Johnson. It's a weird and offensive name, to some, but if I want it on a cake, it should be put on a cake.

What if a well adjusted white family who loved racial tolerance and the strides towards racial equality named their white kid Martin Luther King Jr. Should they deny writing that name on the cake?[/QUOTE]

if you think Hitler = MLK, then you need to re-evalute things. Yes, the man that killed 6 million Jews is inherently offensive.
 
[quote name='Friend of Sonic']I think the OP is a little misleading to withold the fact that they wanted Adolf Hitler written on a cake. But, by the same token, there's nothing inherently offensive by writing "Adolf Hitler" on a cake. It's like if I named my kid Smelly Buttcrack Johnson. It's a weird and offensive name, to some, but if I want it on a cake, it should be put on a cake.

What if a well adjusted white family who loved racial tolerance and the strides towards racial equality named their white kid Martin Luther King Jr. Should they deny writing that name on the cake?[/QUOTE]
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What?
 
Am I the only one disappointed, yet unsurprised, that this 'billy family misspelled Heinrich Himmler's name when naming their middle child?

EDIT: Anyone notice their console of choice. ANYONE? They'll be really pissed if they ever offer the Wii in different colors. Huzzah! I'll be here all week!
 
the name Adolf was REALLY popular in Germany, even after Hitler died. Is it idiotic(and telling) to name their kid after, arguably, history's greatest monster (Stalin notwithstanding) ? Well, yeah, but at the same time it's a fucking personalized cake. If I want a cake that says "Stink Twat" on it, I should be able to get it.

That being said, it's pretty clear the parents are a bunch of racist douchebags.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Am I the only one disappointed, yet unsurprised, that this 'billy family misspelled Heinrich Himmler's name when naming their middle child?[/QUOTE]

Correct spelling has a well known liberal bias.
 
Also, I think that this article will lead to a new internet meme that ADOLF HITLER SHOPS AT WAL-MART. Complete with the second photo and caption.
 
I don't know which I feel more sorry for: the kid's name or the fact he has a horrendous mullet......

Still, even if the parents wanted to be mindless assticks, they didn't have to basically make the kids objects of scorn...
 
[quote name='Wombat']it was his orders, he is responsible[/QUOTE]

Not if you ask Ayn Rand.

But I don't feel like going into a discussion about that.
 
I think I may have misstated my example. The word Adolf Hitler isn't, say, hugely offensive. It's not like writing Huge Hairy Penis Testicle Balls on a cake. It's the name of a historical figure. Yes, a historical figure who has a shit ton of blood on his hands, but still a historical figure whose name is written in a textbook. It isn't the same variety as Harry Potter's He who must not be named.

And no, MLK is not the same as Hitler. Jesus Christ, it figures the only time Wombat acknowledges a plebe like me is to have a knee jerk reaction. My point is that some African Americans, for instance, may have offense taken to a white family naming their white kid Martin Luther King Jr. But that doesn't mean putting "Martin Luther King Jr" ton a cake, with no other context written on the cake, is offensive.
 
Another question, how will these kids get a job? If I was interviewing someone for a job and their name was Adolf Hitler or Aryan Nation, I would probably think twice before hiring them.
 
[quote name='Wombat']if you think Hitler = MLK, then you need to re-evalute things. Yes, the man that killed 6 million Jews is inherently offensive.[/quote]

I was going to say the same thing.
 
[quote name='ananag112']Another question, how will these kids get a job? If I was interviewing someone for a job and their name was Adolf Hitler or Aryan Nation, I would probably think twice before hiring them.[/QUOTE]

You don't live in or near LeHigh Valley. They're probably cool there.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']You don't live in or near LeHigh Valley. They're probably cool there.[/QUOTE]

I live about an hour and a half from there and have been in that region quite a few times (I have friends at the colleges there). I see your point though...
 
[quote name='Wombat']
"Heath Campbell can't landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can't waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments."[/QUOTE]
:lol: Not to laugh at their misfortune, but they kind of have it coming. It's a little sickening that they even have Social Security payments coming to them.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Am I the only one disappointed, yet unsurprised, that this 'billy family misspelled Heinrich Himmler's name when naming their middle child?

EDIT: Anyone notice their console of choice. ANYONE? They'll be really pissed if they ever offer the Wii in different colors. Huzzah! I'll be here all week![/QUOTE]

I thought the same thing when I read the names. Not surprising though. I say poor kids, not because of the names. They will probably grow up loving the names. That's what I feel sorry about. They're going to end up just like their parents, most likely.
 
I'd like to know why the parents are so busy that they can't personalize a cake themself. Just dump premade icing into a ziploc bag, snip off the corner, and voila, a cake decorating/personalizing device. Takes all of 5 minutes.

Although, I guess rationality is a major trait of people like this.
 
Can they not deny personalizing a cake to anybody anyway? It's not like it's a life-saving procedure or something, it's a fucking cake.
 
[quote name='ananag112']Another question, how will these kids get a job? If I was interviewing someone for a job and their name was Adolf Hitler or Aryan Nation, I would probably think twice before hiring them.[/QUOTE]

You can't be serious. Who would make a better supervisor than Adolf Hitler??? I mean, if Adolf Hitler tells you to get back to work, are you really going to say no? Hell no, you're gonna salute him and say "Ya vol".

I bet TONS of companies would hire him!
 
[quote name='ananag112']Another question, how will these kids get a job? If I was interviewing someone for a job and their name was Adolf Hitler or Aryan Nation, I would probably think twice before hiring them.[/quote]
McDonald's isn't usually that picky.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']McDonald's isn't usually that picky.[/QUOTE]

LOL, Adolf Hitler at the fry station. Someone needs to do a Photoshop!
 
Did anyone see the caption on the pic at the bottom?

"Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year."
 
I wonder what this kid's resume (like he'll need one) would look like?

Accomplishments:
Killed millions of Jews during the early 20th century.
Occupied many European countries
Single handedly made the push broom mustache unfashionable.
 
Ok, seriously.

The only good part of this thread is Monkey Island.

Back to discussing whatever it is we were discussing. Aryan Hitlernomics.
 
4 major parts of the theory of blameworthiness.

Uncertainty
Difficulty
Involvement
Seriousness

I could easily argue for two of those in Hitler's favor possibly the other two with a bit of a stretch.

The involvement is the easiest part to argue for Hitler holding little blame or at least him having blame equal to that of everyone involved in the Nazi movement. In accordance with the theory, if a person is part of a group that performs a "wrongful" action, the blameworthiness is mitigated. On the other hand, some people believe that instead of mitigation, the blame is equal on everyone's shoulders, regardless of their part in the deed.

Difficulty concerns the.. difficulty of doing what is "right". After he had gotten the ball rolling, even if it was not his original intentions, Hitler would have been under considerable duress and pressure from his party if he had suddenly decided to take a different route. Again, this would mitigate his blameworthiness.

Now for the stretch...
Concerning seriousness. This part of the theory basically says a person holds less blame the less serious their offending actions are. ex. Killing someone creates more blame than stealing 10$ from a wealthy person. Now, I do not necessarily agree with what I am about to argue, but, using this theory as a platform, an argument can be made. The seriousness defines actions as minor and major, but provides no reference scale. In the grand scheme of the entire lifespan of the world/universe, the holocaust could easily be seen as a minor event. The extinction of the human race would likewise be considered minor if the scale were large enough.

The final stretch to be made is that of Uncertainty. "If a person is uncertain whether an action is wrong because the facts are unclear or because the question of the relationship between the facts and the relevant ethical standard is unclear, that person's blameworthiness is mitigated." Relevant ethical standard varies from person to person, whether it be based on religion or worldview or something else. If a majority reaches a consensus, that does not mean the majority is correct. However, being correct in itself, becomes irrelevant in the face of a majority. That is simply how our current societies function. If you subscribe to a higher believe, that there is a universal right or wrong, then it is not that much of a leap in faith to imagine a higher power in which Hitler's actions were considered to be right. If you do not believe in such a system and instead believe that actions are to be evaluated on your own set of standards, then you can likewise understand that someone else's standards could be such that killing people is fine if it achieves a greater goal. Many institutions already hold this belief. Military, religion, government, individual people. I would wager that almost anyone can think of a situation where they thought killing someone would be justified. How about traveling back in time to kill Hitler in an attempt to stop the holocaust? Hitler was acting for his own reasons, but also for his vision of an improved Germany. What he did is considered by many to be wrong, but the ends to his means was to be a stronger, superior German nation.
 
"The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn't expect the names to cause problems. Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don't expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school."

fucking morons...

Love the comment from the psychologist:

"By the time they get to school, they will already have been damaged," Gordon said. "Any parent that would impose such horrific names on their children is mentally ill, and they would be affecting their children from the day they were born. Only a crazy person would do that."
 
Aww, But he's such a cute little kid

adolf.jpg
 
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