Tentacle Grape

[meatloaf of darkness]

The most delicious hentai soda on the market!

 

[Rocko]

Paging Strell.

 

[SpazX]

That seems so very wrong.

I know it's hentai and not actual rape, but damn, they could just as easily make "date grape" or "statutory grape" and it wouldn't be very funny...

 

[-Never4ever-]

You're right, it wouldn't be funny . . . it would be hilarious

 

[Sofa King Kool]

Oh....my....god....

This is the best thing ever :shock:

"Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"

 

[WeaponX2099]

" start graping your friends"
wow

 

[jaykrue]

 

[soriku]

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[Ziv]

[quote name='that website']Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.[/QUOTE]

Awesome, but way too expensive. Maybe they'll sell it at Hot Topic.

 

[georox]

I am so going to order a case later....


For scientific purposes.

 

[DarkSageRK]

I probably will end up buying a six-pack of this. Seems like it'd be great for parties.

 

[Chase]

I was interested until I read about how Dekker Dreyer was involved with Mind of Mencia. I cannot fund anyone who would choose to be associated with Carlos Mencia.

 

[georox]

[quote name='Chase']I was interested until I read about how Dekker Dreyer was involved with Mind of Mencia. I cannot fund anyone who would choose to be associated with Carlos Mencia. [/quote]

See! I keep telling people it pays to be illiterate like me... if you don't read, it can't hurt you!

 

[Kirin Lemon]

[quote name='meatloaf of darkness']The most delicious hentai soda on the market![/QUOTE]

I saw this product the other day, and immediately wondered about the other, less-delicious hentai sodas.

 

[Chase]

[quote name='Kirin Lemon']I saw this product the other day, and immediately wondered about the other, less-delicious hentai sodas.[/quote]


Bukkake Cream Soda.

 

[GuilewasNK]

[quote name='Chase']Bukkake Cream Soda.[/quote]


I honestly have no idea how to reply to that.

 

[georox]

[quote name='GuilewasNK']I honestly have no idea how to reply to that.[/quote]

Bottled Fresh! Squirms on the way down! Liveliest drink on the market. Doubles as a nice facial skin lotion!

 

[dastly75]

You can't resist it. It will penetrate your taste buds by force.

 

[xeno]

[quote name='Chase']Bukkake Cream Soda.[/quote]

ok...thats just wrong....

 

[lilboo]

[quote name='Chase']Bukkake Cream Soda.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='GuilewasNK']I honestly have no idea how to reply to that.[/QUOTE]

I do, holla!

 

[VioletArrows]

I just puked a little bit.

 

[Chase]

[quote name='lilboo']I do, holla! [/quote]


Oh, lilboo, if my external hard drive didn't die, I'd post the perfect emoticon right now.

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