Actually, let's up the ante. You gotta COSPLAY as John Cena. IIRC, you don't sport much hair, so we can work with this.
Big white hi-tops (Reebok pumps if you're money)
Camo cargo shorts (plain olive or green camo)
John Cena t-shirt, to be chosen by the wrestling thread
John Cena hat
Wristbands (no fewer than 4).
You game? I've got $15 to go in.
And, since you're sitting front row, any wrestler that lands on the mat in front of you has to receive the ol' "You can't see me" treatment.
I like ROH well and good, but I was just sitting here thinking that you could easily be the biggest heel of the event by acting like a mega Cena fan.