Texts From Last Night
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Hydro2Oxide
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It's a lot like FML.
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This is going to kill the entire rest of my Friday at work. Thank you good sir.
Hydro2Oxide
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This is a good question:
(360): No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm going to go with the horse.
(360): No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm going to go with the horse.
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Dead of Knight
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Man, I was hoping these were actual texts from/to javeryh. Then they'd probably be all about pooping and farting.
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Woohoo! My area code!
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(949): i just wanna soil my oats bro
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[quote name='Dead of Knight']Man, I was hoping these were actual texts from/to javeryh. Then they'd probably be all about pooping and farting.[/quote]
He's already on there talking about that hot secretary bitch.
He's already on there talking about that hot secretary bitch.
crunchb3rry
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Best one ever...
(269): did you hook up austin?
(248): No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
(269): did you hook up austin?
(248): No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
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(202): it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
(704): Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
(704): Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
BigSpoonyBard
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I find this pertinent to my interests :lol:
(214): you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
And this is quite possibly the greatest thing ever uttered by someone:
(804): No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
(214): you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
And this is quite possibly the greatest thing ever uttered by someone:
(804): No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Ikohn4ever
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I enjoyed this.
(215): haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
(908): She didnt have a camera...
(215): haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
(908): She didnt have a camera...
shadowkast
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Why did I click this thread?!?.....Why did I click the link!?!
(312): How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
or
(202): My first STD was from a foam party
not funny but it is my area code and my cousins name and sounds like a message he would get....hmmmmm....
(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
(312): How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
or
(202): My first STD was from a foam party
not funny but it is my area code and my cousins name and sounds like a message he would get....hmmmmm....
(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My Name Is BoB
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(508): At least make sure they are 18
(401): Why
(630) i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
(704): Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
(303): Have you learned any life lessons?
(406): I like big butts and I cannot lie.
(401): Why
(630) i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
(704): Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
(303): Have you learned any life lessons?
(406): I like big butts and I cannot lie.
[quote name='sendme']to bad you can't do a search for an area code. Atleast I didn't see anything thing saying you could do a search.[/quote]Try this link: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/labels/(xxx).html just change the "xxx" to whatever the area code is. That should work.
shadowkast
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[quote name='sendme']to bad you can't do a search for an area code. Atleast I didn't see anything thing saying you could do a search.[/quote]
I found one that was 313 and under it you could click the "find ones tagged (313)" same goes for all of them
I found one that was 313 and under it you could click the "find ones tagged (313)" same goes for all of them
My area code
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u
ing serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u
ing serious(314): Give me the dick nowwwww
BigSpoonyBard
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My area code is a bit better than I expected :lol:
(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
(616): dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
(616) I wannas sexs uuuuu
(616): You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
(248): no
(616): when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
(248): who is this?
(616): its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
(616): STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
(616): U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
(616): He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
(616): I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
(616): dude you need to get laid
(906): me?
(616): no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
(906): oh I thought you were talkin about me
(906): wait
(616): ughh i need to poop but there's someone in the the bathroom brushing her teeth.... she is inhibiting my poops....
(708): where are u that someone brushes their teeth in the pooper?
(616): work
(708): did you poop successfully at least?
(616): yah it was just awkward cause i had to sit in the stall for like ten minutes texting you.
(616): want to trade addy for coke
(773): no.
(616): why not?
(773): bc people who have coke don't want adderoll
(906): 3. 3dolla. 3dolla pint night
(616): what happened to 2?
(906): prices went up times are tough
(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
(616): dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
(616) I wannas sexs uuuuu
(616): You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
(248): no
(616): when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
(248): who is this?
(616): its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
(616): STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
(616): U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
(616): He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
(616): I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
(616): dude you need to get laid
(906): me?
(616): no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
(906): oh I thought you were talkin about me
(906): wait
(616): ughh i need to poop but there's someone in the the bathroom brushing her teeth.... she is inhibiting my poops....
(708): where are u that someone brushes their teeth in the pooper?
(616): work
(708): did you poop successfully at least?
(616): yah it was just awkward cause i had to sit in the stall for like ten minutes texting you.
(616): want to trade addy for coke
(773): no.
(616): why not?
(773): bc people who have coke don't want adderoll
(906): 3. 3dolla. 3dolla pint night
(616): what happened to 2?
(906): prices went up times are tough
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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard'](616): dude you need to get laid
(906): me?
(616): no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
(906): oh I thought you were talkin about me
(906): wait[/QUOTE]
That one is pure excellence.
(906): me?
(616): no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
(906): oh I thought you were talkin about me
(906): wait[/QUOTE]
That one is pure excellence.
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