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[quote name='thekeybladewars']Workplace anecdote:
The other day, a middle-aged, waitress woman comes up to my counter to deposit cash into her prepaid card and comments on one of my fellow employee's fashion sense. Even though our dress code is strictly khaki pants/blue jeans and red polo with the H-E-B logo on it, this chick likes to jazz up her look every single day.
She enjoys wearing...
∙globs of rainbowy-colored make-up.
∙about a dozen long, dangling, metal chains on her hip (some are plastic keychains with pictures of her children in them)
∙tattooed eyebrows
∙long, fake, colorful ass fingernails
∙3 pairs of earrings at once (has multiple piercings)
∙plastic flowers in her hair
∙etc.
I'll admit, she looks pretty ridiculous and unprofessional at times, which draws lots of attention to herself, but above all, she is the sweetest and most effectively productive person in the workplace and gets the job done right by the end of the day.
As the woman hears the ruckus of the girl's dangling chains, she asks, "Oh my God, did you see that?"
"See what...[nameOfChick]? Yeah, she likes to accessorize."
"Oh, golly! Does H-E-B pay her to look like a clown? Like... as a joke? You know, to make the customers laugh, er something?"
At first, she was reluctant to ask what she had so ignorantly assumed, but needless to say, those words were spit out clumsily, thus instantly stupefying me by her series of questions.
"Umm... no, I'm sure they don't mind as long as it doesn't affect her productivity and gets her job done-- how much did say you wanted to deposit on your card?"
"I'm sure her plan is to wear all of that junk so H-E-B will eventually fire her, and then she can file a lawsuit and claim all of this money, right?"
I am disgraced with the priviledge of conversing with some of the most intrusively, ignorant and obnoxious dumb
s on the face of this planet! At that moment I wished that wasn't a customer service rep, because otherwise I would have unleashed a furious discourse on her ass. I hate people sometimes.[/QUOTE]
Tell your boyfriend to stop being mean to me.
The other day, a middle-aged, waitress woman comes up to my counter to deposit cash into her prepaid card and comments on one of my fellow employee's fashion sense. Even though our dress code is strictly khaki pants/blue jeans and red polo with the H-E-B logo on it, this chick likes to jazz up her look every single day.
She enjoys wearing...
∙globs of rainbowy-colored make-up.
∙about a dozen long, dangling, metal chains on her hip (some are plastic keychains with pictures of her children in them)
∙tattooed eyebrows
∙long, fake, colorful ass fingernails
∙3 pairs of earrings at once (has multiple piercings)
∙plastic flowers in her hair
∙etc.
I'll admit, she looks pretty ridiculous and unprofessional at times, which draws lots of attention to herself, but above all, she is the sweetest and most effectively productive person in the workplace and gets the job done right by the end of the day.
As the woman hears the ruckus of the girl's dangling chains, she asks, "Oh my God, did you see that?"
"See what...[nameOfChick]? Yeah, she likes to accessorize."
"Oh, golly! Does H-E-B pay her to look like a clown? Like... as a joke? You know, to make the customers laugh, er something?"
At first, she was reluctant to ask what she had so ignorantly assumed, but needless to say, those words were spit out clumsily, thus instantly stupefying me by her series of questions.
"Umm... no, I'm sure they don't mind as long as it doesn't affect her productivity and gets her job done-- how much did say you wanted to deposit on your card?"
"I'm sure her plan is to wear all of that junk so H-E-B will eventually fire her, and then she can file a lawsuit and claim all of this money, right?"
I am disgraced with the priviledge of conversing with some of the most intrusively, ignorant and obnoxious dumb
s on the face of this planet! At that moment I wished that wasn't a customer service rep, because otherwise I would have unleashed a furious discourse on her ass. I hate people sometimes.[/QUOTE]Tell your boyfriend to stop being mean to me.
sometimes.
