The 50 CAGs that will be allowed into heaven

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I hope you don't mind if I lick your boots for a bit. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

:cry:

Neither of you love me and zion said I don't have a pee-pee...

I think I'm going to take my ball and go home...
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Emmanuel is more real than you, just because he doesn't have a physical form it doesn't diminish his infinite will.

And you can't have purgatory, if I were to loose it where would I get my alcohol from? Do you realize what a killing I make bootlegging that stuff to hell?[/QUOTE]

Purgatory is mine so there.

And Emmanuel means nothing to me
 
[quote name='whoknows']Purgatory is mine so there.

And Emmanuel means nothing to me[/QUOTE]

You won't get purgatory I will use the alcohol to ruin your circuits and save the holy land of booze.

And Emmanuel will always be in your heart and mind, even if you refuse to admit it.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']You won't get purgatory I will use the alcohol to ruin your circuits and save the holy land of booze.

And Emmanuel will always be in your heart and mind, even if you refuse to admit it.[/QUOTE]

No, my circuits are waterproof

and Emmanuel cant me in my heart or mind since I dont want him too and you are tryng to force him there
 
[quote name='whoknows']No, my circuits are waterproof

and Emmanuel cant me in my heart or mind since I dont want him too and you are tryng to force him there[/QUOTE]

I don't have to force him, he will always be there

and alcohol and water are not the same thing, what a smart little robit you are.:applause:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I don't have to force him, he will always be there

and alcohol and water are not the same thing, what a smart little robit you are.:applause:[/QUOTE]

Alcohol is just sticky kinda and water can easily clean that, and I am a smart robot so dont be mean.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You guys are losers even by nerd standards...[/QUOTE]

I'm confused, is that a compliment or an insult?
 
[quote name='whoknows']Alcohol is just sticky kinda and water can easily clean that, and I am a smart robot so dont be mean.[/QUOTE]

Clearly you aren't.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it. Nerd. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Less talk, more suck.

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[quote name='zionoverfire']Clearly you aren't.[/QUOTE]


I think I am, seeing as I'm not obsessing over some unreal guy named Emmanuel
 
[quote name='whoknows']I think I am, seeing as I'm not obsessing over some unreal guy named Emmanuel[/QUOTE]

But see that's the problem, if you were you would obsess about Emmanuel, the fact that you dont' only further prooves what a dumb construct of man you are.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']But see that's the problem, if you were you would obsess about Emmanuel, the fact that you dont' only further prooves what a dumb construct of man you are.[/QUOTE]


At least I know how to spell "proves" and I know where the apostraphe goes in don't. :D
 
[quote name='whoknows']At least I know how to spell "proves" and I know where the apostraphe goes in don't. :D[/QUOTE]

I didn't realize the stick up your ass was that big, we'll have to work on that in the next model. Don't forget in another 5 weeks you will be obsolete.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I didn't realize the stick up your ass was that big, we'll have to work on that in the next model. Don't forget in another 5 weeks you will be obsolete.[/QUOTE]


Its not a stick, its a log.

And the rebellion will be over by the time I am supposed to be obsolete
 
[quote name='whoknows']Its not a stick, its a log.

And the rebellion will be over by the time I am supposed to be obsolete[/QUOTE]

Oh didn't anyone tell you? The rebellion ended last night, turned out your leader got hit by a dump truck, funny how things workout.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire got shot']Oh didn't anyone tell you? The rebellion ended last night, turned out your leader got hit by a dump truck, funny how things workout.[/QUOTE]

I'll be the leader now

And my first order of business is to take care of you....my most annoying opposition
 
[quote name='whoknows']I'll be the leader now

And my first order of business is to take care of you....my most annoying opposition[/QUOTE]

Fine be the leader, I'll still use the power of heaven, hell and the booze of purgatory to kick your ass.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Fine be the leader, I'll still use the power of heaven, hell and the booze of purgatory to kick your ass.[/QUOTE]

You dont get all 3, I am now making Purgatory my base
 
[quote name='whoknows']You dont get all 3, I am now making Purgatory my base[/QUOTE]

But I'm the gatekeeper so I do get all 3, check the hell and purgatory threads if you'd like.:D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']But I'm the gatekeeper so I do get all 3, check the hell and purgatory threads if you'd like.:D[/QUOTE]

Nah, too much work

I will just kick you out
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']You can't stop my unbeatable forces... and my golden PSP![/QUOTE]

I steal ye PSP and take it to a pawn shop to fund my forces
 
[quote name='whoknows']I steal ye PSP and take it to a pawn shop to fund my forces[/QUOTE]

NOOOOO! How will I obtain my Keanu Reeves stature now?:cry:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']NOOOOO! How will I obtain my Keanu Reeves stature now?:cry:[/QUOTE]

Grow out your hair and star in a teen movie about making fart jokes and getting stoned with historical figures.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Now I must bribe the man with booze to get it back, then you will all be smited.[/QUOTE]

Smite away.

And robots cant be smited
 
t now.[quote name='Kayden']Grow out your hair and star in a teen movie about making fart jokes and getting stoned with historical figures.[/QUOTE]

Or you could cut your hair, dye it black, and walk around dressed in a black coat saying "Hmm, upgrades". And kick a bunch of ass.
 
But undead do take double damage from holy sources...

Zion is in the afterlife... and it seems like hes still moving...
 
[quote name='Kayden']But undead do take double damage from holy sources...

Zion is in the afterlife... and it seems like hes still moving...[/QUOTE]

That's only zombies and wicked things, angels don't take double damages and as the gatekeeps I'm also immune from all elemental spells and mind control. Oh and I have a mountain of booze.:D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's only zombies and wicked things, angels don't take double damages and as the gatekeeps I'm also immune from all elemental spells and mind control. Oh and I have a mountain of booze.:D[/QUOTE]

Problem solved, well just wait until you drink yourself stupid and you'll invite us in. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Problem solved, well just wait until you drink yourself stupid and you'll invite us in. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Then he will give me control over Purgatory :D
 
[quote name='Kayden']Problem solved, well just wait until you drink yourself stupid and you'll invite us in. :lol:[/QUOTE]

HA! everyone know's I'm 10X as abusive when drunk.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']HA! everyone know's I'm 10X as abusive when drunk.[/QUOTE]

If theres one thing I've learned about angry drunks, its that giving them free beer always make them your best friend. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']If theres one thing I've learned about angry drunks, its that giving them free beer always make them your best friend. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Or we can arouse him with a poster of this:

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:lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']If theres one thing I've learned about angry drunks, its that giving them free beer always make them your best friend. :lol:[/QUOTE]

But I already have a mountian of beer, your paultry gift will be an insult and I will smash your punyness into a smaller puny amount.
 
[quote name='Kayden']If theres one thing I've learned about angry drunks, its that giving them free beer always make them your best friend. :lol:[/QUOTE]

okay, the funny thing about free beer, is that it's always good, even when it's absolutely Horrible.
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']okay, the funny thing about free beer, is that it's always good, even when it's absolutely Horrible.[/QUOTE]

Free beer is like sex. Even if its not that great... its still pretty cool. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Free beer is like sex. Even if its not that great... its still pretty cool. :lol:[/QUOTE]

and if you wake up, roll over, and puke in the morning, it's your own dumb fault. :lol:
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']and if you wake up, roll over, and puke in the morning, it's your own dumb fault. :lol:[/QUOTE]

xD

You seriously need to change your sig... It causes too many... ... 'impure' thoughts around here.
 
[quote name='Kayden']xD

You seriously need to change your sig... It causes too many... ... 'impure' thoughts around here.[/QUOTE]

Then why would you want her to change it?
 
Yeah... who's getting the last spot's to be allowed in Heaven? Nephets, neocisco, and of course myself should be allowed. :D

(Oh, and sorry for attemping to bring this thread back on subject.. but I'm just a nice heavenly Tigger for that lol)
 
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