The 76th Annual BigSpoonyBard Birthday ExtravanganzOTT!

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[quote name='CaseyRyback']Didn't mean to bump the old OTT. I didn't think 200 posts would have been made by the time of my last refresh.[/quote]

Your lies sadden me, I figured out what you were really doing...
 
[quote name='The Crotch']This thing badly needs decaying, brain-hungry demi-gods/carpenters.[/QUOTE]

completly lost me on that one, yet i'm getting the feeling Temp is related :lol:
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Bumping old OTTs.

Bad casey.[/QUOTE]
Especially bumping old OTTs to post garbage like saying how the ending to No Country was good. Worst movie I've seen all year and I went to go see Balls of Fury and RE:Extinction.
 
I showed that to Pixie and she said that the bear pulled a Solid Snake over the rail.

...

It disturbs me that she made that reference...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I showed that to Pixie and she said that the bear pulled a Solid Snake over the rail.

...

It disturbs me that she made that reference...[/QUOTE]

Wut? I'd be freaking ecstatic that a girl i love referenced a hobby i loved. all the women i've ever cared about have a complete disdain of VGs. It's always sports this, girlie crap that -_-;

Alright, it's been fun OTT, see you soon later.

Rocko, lmk if you're willing to ditch UC . . .
 
Wow. I don't know if anyone else has read the article in this week's Sports Illustrated about Brett Favre and him winning their Sportsman of the Year for 2007, but that article has completely reminded me how awesome of a person he is. Everyone should definitely read it if they get the chance.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']Wut? I'd be freaking ecstatic that a girl i love referenced a hobby i loved. all the women i've ever cared about have a complete disdain of VGs. It's always sports this, girlie crap that -_-;

Alright, it's been fun OTT, see you soon later.

Rocko, lmk if you're willing to ditch UC . . .[/quote]

I appreciate it, but it seems so odd coming out of her mouth.

And this is the woman who, just minutes ago, told me to "Stop flirting with the table."
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I appreciate it, but it seems so odd coming out of her mouth.

And this is the woman who, just minutes ago, told me to "Stop flirting with the table."[/QUOTE]
You and the table have something going on?
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']completly lost me on that one, yet i'm getting the feeling Temp is related :lol:[/quote]


If there's zombies, i'm usually involved. Or Mak.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You and the table have something going on?[/quote]

You had to be there.

The History Channel is doing "The History of Sex" right now. First off, they mentioned how someone married a woman, but never had sex with her because she had pubes. (A scene we mockingly acted out, ala a vampire reacting to sunlight). Then they mentioned something about tablecloths being invented because victorian men would be so driven to lust by the sight of a table leg that they would be tempted to engage the table leg.

Which I also mockingly re-enacted. Then did a post-coital carressing with my foot as i lit a cigarette.

Like I said...you had to be there. Oh, those wacky repressed victorians...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']You had to be there.

The History Channel is doing "The History of Sex" right now. First off, they mentioned how someone married a woman, but never had sex with her because she had pubes. (A scene we mockingly acted out, ala a vampire reacting to sunlight). Then they mentioned something about tablecloths being invented because victorian men would be so driven to lust by the sight of a table leg that they would be tempted to engage the table leg.

Which I also mockingly re-enacted. Then did a post-coital carressing with my foot as i lit a cigarette.

Like I said...you had to be there. Oh, those wacky repressed victorians...[/quote]


Wow. Makes me glad I can't watch the HC anymore. That's stooping pretty low. fuckers.


Sincerely,
Temporaryscars
President of the Victorian Men's Club
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']You had to be there.

The History Channel is doing "The History of Sex" right now. First off, they mentioned how someone married a woman, but never had sex with her because she had pubes. (A scene we mockingly acted out, ala a vampire reacting to sunlight). Then they mentioned something about tablecloths being invented because victorian men would be so driven to lust by the sight of a table leg that they would be tempted to engage the table leg.

Which I also mockingly re-enacted. Then did a post-coital carressing with my foot as i lit a cigarette.

Like I said...you had to be there. Oh, those wacky repressed victorians...[/QUOTE]
:shock: I'll never look at table legs the same way again.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I like his stories. Somebody always humps something.[/quote]

Huh...I thought most of my stories revolved around alcohol or me doing something stupid.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Huh...I thought most of my stories revolved around alcohol or me doing something stupid.[/quote]

Like I said, somebody always humps something.
 
How is it that my gf always, always wins board games?

She won Monopoly.

Monopoly!

HOW MANY OF YOU fuckERS ACTUALLY PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

THAT'S RIGHT. NONE OF YOU.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Mox, you sly dog you, did you just get a new TV?[/QUOTE]

Lulz I got one when you were away. I'm liking it.

It's just that now my standard analog channels look like shit and so do my regular games (see: all PS2 :whistle2:< ). :lol:
 
[quote name='Strell']How is it that my gf always, always wins board games?

She won Monopoly.

Monopoly!

HOW MANY OF YOU fuckERS ACTUALLY PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

THAT'S RIGHT. NONE OF YOU.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT.[/quote]
Two things here shock me. One, is that you have a girlfriend. Two, my girlfriend beats me at Monolopy every time we play it. Which is impossible I tell you. IMPOSSIBLE!


Now to start Indigo Prophecy.
 
[quote name='Strell']How is it that my gf always, always wins board games?

She won Monopoly.

Monopoly!

HOW MANY OF YOU fuckERS ACTUALLY PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

THAT'S RIGHT. NONE OF YOU.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT.[/quote]

Your lies, I shall not tolerate them, for I have played entire games of Monopoly AND Risk to completion. Plus, I know someone who played Risk by himself and kept logs. But, I don't brag about that...
 
[quote name='Moxio']Lulz I got one when you were away. I'm liking it.

It's just that now my standard analog channels look like shit and so do my regular games (see: all PS2 :whistle2:< ). :lol:[/quote]


While I was gone? I was gone one day!

So, what did you get? I know what you mean about the standard channels and PS2, I thought about buying a small standard TV just to play my PS2 on.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Your lies, I shall not tolerate them, for I have played entire games of Monopoly AND Risk to completion. Plus, I know someone who played Risk by himself and kept logs. But, I don't brag about that...[/QUOTE]

Shit. You do not understand.

My gf is Mexican.

One of my best friends is Native American.

When we play Risk, North America is hotly contested.

I'd stay out of that area, but I'm irish, and I needs me Idaho for culinary reasons.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']While I was gone? I was gone one day!

So, what did you get? I know what you mean about the standard channels and PS2, I thought about buying a small standard TV just to play my PS2 on.[/QUOTE]

Thankfully I still have a really decent 20" flatscreen regular which is fine for all my Ps dub needs.

I got an Envision 32" LCD 720p on sale for $430 w/ coupon. The TV is serving me great, and I'm definitely enjoying the HD experience. I've yet to try most of my 360 (gow, halo 3, bioshock, etc) on HD yet, though my neph told me that Halo 3 on HD is nice.
 
[quote name='Strell']How is it that my gf always, always wins board games?

She won Monopoly.

Monopoly!

HOW MANY OF YOU fuckERS ACTUALLY PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

THAT'S RIGHT. NONE OF YOU.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT.[/quote]

This may be the only time I ever say this:

You are fucking dumb.

How do you lose Monopoly? Weren't you the banker?

Bankers never lose. Ever.

Mother Teresa herself couldn't stand up to a game of Monopoly with me.

The secret is in the thimble. ;)

[quote name='TemporaryScars']Two things here shock me. One, is that you FAILED. Two, my girlfriend beats me at Monolopy every time we play it BECAUSE I R DUM LIEK STREEL. Which is pretty pathetic on my part, I tell you. PATHETIC!


Now to jump off cliff.[/quote]

Fixed. :D
 
Well, clearly, get out of jail free cards don't carry the potency I thought they once had.

And of course Mother Terasa would lose at Monopoly. She'd rather go to Vegas. And party.
 
[quote name='Strell']Well, clearly, get out of jail free cards don't carry the potency I thought they once had.[/quote]

They never did. You couldn't even trade one in the game for a bag of Funyuns....they're that worthless.

Everyone knows you wheel, deal, and sell the mexicans in the backyard to get the Oranges.

After that, it's all gravy.

And never underestimate the power of the Electric Company. Double sixes off of Go always kicked me in the nuts in that game.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']:rofl:

was your folding thing that shrike won your only contest this holiday season, my charity-inclined friend?[/quote]

So far.

I threw in a 360 and a random box into the Childs Play charity bit.

I'm debating whether to toss in that triple as well, but I have a few weeks to ponder that one.
 
[quote name='Rocko']I need to throw in a donation to Child's Play. Why did Cheapy start it so late this year?[/quote]

Not a clue. All I know is that it'd be nice to see us crush the 10.3 we did last year.

15k would be a nice number to hit. Quite doable, too.
 
marten is telling me NOT to donate to the child's play thing.

What a fuckin' jerk.


marteniwtm: don't donate to childs play
marteniwtm: I don't want you to win a damn thing.
marteniwtm: especially the random box.
marteniwtm: douche.
tiredforawhile: Okay fine.
tiredforawhile: I won't.
tiredforawhile: :[
 
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