[quote name='corrosivefrost']Nemo does, and I'm in it, but have no idea how to correctly do this shit. :\[/quote]
It's pretty easy. Read the directions, then advance to the next screen. The one with the white boxes and grey boxes, crank your contrast all the way up so that it looks like one big white box, then lower it until you can see a slight difference between each box.
Next, with the THX logo and the boxes on top of the screen, you can either turn your brightness down until the drop shadow on THX disappears or, do it until the 7th box on top isn't visible anymore, then turn your brightness up once so that you can just barely see the 7th box.
The next color thing you can't do, you need special glasses for that, so skip it, and then go on to the next thing. Change your hue and saturation so that the red box doesn't bleed red (aka so that it doesn't look fuzzy or have a seeping effect) and set your sharpness so that the lines indicated are shark, but not too sharp. I have my sharpness set to 3 on my set, no sure if it'll be the same as yours.