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[quote name='TFN']:rofl:

I think I'ma eat Steak Escape for lunch, chroohoo![/quote]

I wish I got lunch breaks. I'd go to this oldschool arab take-away place that I've been wanting to try forever. :[

I don't get breaks either. I suspect something illegal is afoot..
 
I laugh everytime I open my DSLite cause the name of the system is 'C Wizzy' with a little star next to it, so everytime I imput my name in games, it automatically puts that.

Like in Phantom Hourglass, I hadn't input my name in a game for a while so when I tapped New Game, it already had it in there and I swear I paused for a few seconds and opened and closed it a good ten times before it registered my DSLite was named after Chaddaddy himself. :D
 
[quote name='Hex']I wish I got lunch breaks. I'd go to this oldschool arab take-away place that I've been wanting to try forever. :[

I don't get breaks either. I suspect something illegal is afoot..[/quote]

ahoove?
 
*ignores continued blasphemous talk of name*

I hate when you get so hungry you feel lightheaded, weak, etc...

I don't want to eat my lunch this early!

Edit: Oh yeah, I don't take breaks either, Tiph. I just eat my lunch at my desk and continue working.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']*ignores continued blasphemous talk of name*

I hate when you get so hungry you feel lightheaded, weak, etc...

I don't want to eat my lunch this early!

Edit: Oh yeah, I don't take breaks either, Tiph. I just eat my lunch at my desk and continue working.[/quote]
I hate it when I get a headache because I haven't eaten properly, and then no matter how much I eat it won't go away.
 
I have to take a break.

At 12, everyone clocks out no matter what they're doing.

I'm downtown too, so everything is right around the corners. :D
 
I'm starving already today and I just woke up. I could've slept much longer today, though.

I feel like blowing some cash now that I'm getting a ton of it.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I hate it when I get a headache because I haven't eaten properly, and then no matter how much I eat it won't go away.[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, that is fucking awful.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I feel like blowing some cash now that I'm getting a ton of it.[/QUOTE]Save it, unless there's something big you've wanted to buy for a while.
No sense in spending it for the sake of spending it. =p
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']ahoove?[/quote]

Yes.

fuck I want to buy a pair of hooves, just to wear and fuck with people. But they're $250, and too small for my feets.

[quote name='senorwoohoo']Edit: Oh yeah, I don't take breaks either, Tiph. I just eat my lunch at my desk and continue working.[/quote]

It sucks. I just toil for 8 hours straight, unless I have to go do courier stuff, which to me is a break, but I'm still on teh clox0r.

Also, note to self: remember to set the power supply to 7 volts, rather than assuming the circuit board is fried because you set it to .7V instead. :lol:
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Save it, unless there's something big you've wanted to buy for a while.
No sense in spending it for the sake of spending it. =p[/QUOTE]
I just meant for the weekend. Go out for dinner and a movie or whatever as I haven't had money to do anything in a while. I was thinking about snagging a PS3, but I think I'd be better off saving it :lol:.
 
NSFW (or is it...)

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[quote name='Hex']Yes.

fuck I want to buy a pair of hooves, just to wear and fuck with people. But they're $250, and too small for my feets.



It sucks. I just toil for 8 hours straight, unless I have to go do courier stuff, which to me is a break, but I'm still on teh clox0r.

Also, note to self: remember to set the power supply to 7 volts, rather than assuming the circuit board is fried because you set it to .7V instead. :lol:[/quote]
I hate how my job has 8.5 hour shifts and we only get paid for 8 hours. 30 min. lunch taken out. It's BS because we don't really get a lunch break. If we're needed we're expected to stop eating and work.

I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but that last half hour really drags, especially when you realize that you'd be home already.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I hate how my job has 8.5 hour shifts and we only get paid for 8 hours. 30 min. lunch taken out. It's BS because we don't really get a lunch break. If we're needed we're expected to stop eating and work.

I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but that last half hour really drags, especially when you realize that you'd be home already.[/quote]

That really bites, mate. :[

Know my favourite lines?

"How do you live on what I'm paying you?!"
and
"Man, that's below poverty. How can you live like this?"

My answer? It's hard, but at least I'm not an unhappy, moneygrubbing old mayun who's life centers around capital.
 
[quote name='TFN']Hey Hex, this guy looks like he'd give you comp. in a gun battle.

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:lol: Africans shoot worse than gangstas. They hold their AKs over their heads with one hand, the weapon tilted to the side while praying with the other hand that the bullets will magically hit the target.

I have pics, it happens. :O

Nice AK though. Most weapons over there are rusted beyond belief.
 
[quote name='TFN']Hey Hex, this guy looks like he'd give you comp. in a gun battle.

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Hey that man's towel/cloth thing on the left side is comin down! ZOMG REPORTED 4 PR0n
 
The sad thing is, the place I work blows tons of money on absolutely stupid shit all the freakin' time. But when it comes to employees they just don't seem to care. Especially if someone almost has overtime. If there's some mandatory event we have to go to, we have to take those hours out of our regular shifts so that we can stay, "Budget neutral." Paying our employees for extra time worked? No way! We have to make them clock out 10 minutes early for the next 5 days to avoid overtime.


[quote name='TFN']Hey Hex, this guy looks like he'd give you comp. in a gun battle.[/quote]
Haha, yeah. He looks extremely well trained.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']The sad thing is, the place I work blows tons of money on absolutely stupid shit all the freakin' time. But when it comes to employees they just don't seem to care. Especially if someone almost has overtime. If there's some mandatory event we have to go to, we have to take those hours out of our regular shifts so that we can stay, "Budget neutral." Paying our employees for extra time worked? No way! We have to make them clock out 10 minutes early for the next 5 days to avoid overtime.[/quote]
:rofl: Fukken exactly. I know how it is. I don't get worker's comp, or anything. Zero benefits, no breaks, minimum wage. No sick days, no vacation days, etc.

Before someone squeals "get a new job", that's what I'm going to school for. :)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']The sad thing is, the place I work blows tons of money on absolutely stupid shit all the freakin' time. But when it comes to employees they just don't seem to care. Especially if someone almost has overtime. If there's some mandatory event we have to go to, we have to take those hours out of our regular shifts so that we can stay, "Budget neutral." Paying our employees for extra time worked? No way! We have to make them clock out 10 minutes early for the next 5 days to avoid overtime.



Haha, yeah. He looks extremely well trained.[/QUOTE]

my work pays hella good, they take care of the employees and in return the employees are loyal to the company, I'm making $13.50 for a fuckin hardware store, the one down the street pays like $6 an hour and you get shit for service there. I'm thinkin of askin for a raise here soon though, $15 an hour baby.
 
K now I'm pretty much a big perve and into anything kinky (within reason, of course)
Just browsing through pr0n and I came across something very..weird.

I'm going to give a brief description..and that's really all you need.
There's a guy named Jake Cruise and he's an older guy (50s?) and he shows videos/pics of these really hot young guys (clearly escorts) who he has sex with.
Ok, whatever. The guy (Jake) is pretty foul looking, but again..Whatever.

Until I came across this one specific section. Wherever he works, he's the boss. And I'm guessing it was his birthday..because his employees threw him a party. It was a party where there was a stripper..and..basically..this stripper and Jake wound up having sex right there on the living room.. in front of his employees?

I found it to be more awkward then ANYTHING. I can't imagine being someone's boss and looking at them as I'm getting plowed?? ::shudders:: And the people sitting there (the employees!) ALL looked EXTREMELY uncomfortable.

There goes THAT erection!
 
[quote name='mr ryles']my work pays hella good, they take care of the employees and in return the employees are loyal to the company, I'm making $13.50 for a fuckin hardware store, the one down the street pays like $6 an hour and you get shit for service there. I'm thinkin of askin for a raise here soon though, $15 an hour baby.[/QUOTE]
Aim high, but expect to get cut down. A $1.50 raise is pretty big.
 
[quote name='lilboo']K now I'm pretty much a big perve and into anything kinky (within reason, of course)
Just browsing through pr0n and I came across something very..weird.

I'm going to give a brief description..and that's really all you need.
There's a guy named Jake Cruise and he's an older guy (50s?) and he shows videos/pics of these really hot young guys (clearly escorts) who he has sex with.
Ok, whatever. The guy (Jake) is pretty foul looking, but again..Whatever.

Until I came across this one specific section. Wherever he works, he's the boss. And I'm guessing it was his birthday..because his employees threw him a party. It was a party where there was a stripper..and..basically..this stripper and Jake wound up having sex right there on the living room.. in front of his employees?

I found it to be more awkward then ANYTHING. I can't imagine being someone's boss and looking at them as I'm getting plowed?? ::shudders:: And the people sitting there (the employees!) ALL looked EXTREMELY uncomfortable.

There goes THAT erection![/quote]

Apparently this monsterous Jake fellow is into exhibitonism. :shock:

That would be quite uncomfortable... I'd probably leave. I enjoy asspoundings as much as the next fag, but that's just too much.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']my work pays hella good, they take care of the employees and in return the employees are loyal to the company, I'm making $13.50 for a fuckin hardware store, the one down the street pays like $6 an hour and you get shit for service there. I'm thinkin of askin for a raise here soon though, $15 an hour baby.[/QUOTE]


$13.50 is AWESOME for a hardware store!! DId they start you off like that?? How long have you been there...?

[quote name='Hex']Apparently this monsterous Jake fellow is into exhibitonism. :shock:

That would be quite uncomfortable... I'd probably leave. I enjoy asspoundings as much as the next fag, but that's just too much.[/QUOTE]

I mean they were all straight people too. Had the other people been gay..shit that's different. In fact had that been ME them peoples would of not been watching. Wink Wink. Hint Hint.

::shudders::
I really can't this out of my head. Just do a search for Jake Cruise & Tristan whenever you're bored and want to get nervous.. lol
 
[quote name='Hex']Apparently this monsterous Jake fellow is into exhibitonism. :shock:

That would be quite uncomfortable... I'd probably leave. I enjoy asspoundings as much as the next fag, but that's just too much.[/QUOTE]

I mean they were all straight people too. Had the other people been gay..shit that's different. In fact had that been ME them peoples would of not been watching. Wink Wink. Hint Hint.

::shudders::
I really can't this out of my head. Just do a search for Jake Cruise & Tristan whenever you're bored and want to get nervous.. lol
 
[quote name='mr ryles']my work pays hella good, they take care of the employees and in return the employees are loyal to the company, I'm making $13.50 for a fuckin hardware store, the one down the street pays like $6 an hour and you get shit for service there. I'm thinkin of askin for a raise here soon though, $15 an hour baby.[/quote]
Daaamn. Sounds like a sweet gig.

My work is so paranoid about having a law suit against them that they hardly fire anyone. Apparently at one point there was this one janitor lady that didn't do shit and would consistently not get her work done, etc. Her boss fired her. Well, someone told the janitor lady that she should go back and complain because she's, "handicapped." Well she did. And guess what happened...she got her job back, and the person that fired her got fired.

So many people don't do shit, just because they know they can get away with it.
 
[quote name='lilboo']I mean they were all straight people too. Had the other people been gay..shit that's different. In fact had that been ME them peoples would of not been watching. Wink Wink. Hint Hint.
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Shit, that's even worse. That's like smushing homosex in straight people's faces... it'd be no worse than forcing a gay dude to watch a breeder couple go at it.

fuckin' lame. Talk about ruining our image. =/
 
[quote name='Hex']Shit, that's even worse. That's like smushing homosex in straight people's faces... it'd be no worse than forcing a gay dude to watch a breeder couple go at it.

fuckin' lame. Talk about ruining our image. =/[/QUOTE]


LOL see I'm sit there and watch that, but like I said I'm a perv :whistle2:(

But yeah, like 95% of my friends are straight.. I can't imagine them throwin me a party and I get drilled on the floor while they watch on ... ::shudders AGAIN::

Though, if you want to talk about ruining our image..we need to bring up Chris Crocker. Oh man, he needs to get beat down. Bad.
 
[quote name='lilboo']LOL see I'm sit there and watch that, but like I said I'm a perv :whistle2:(

But yeah, like 95% of my friends are straight.. I can't imagine them throwin me a party and I get drilled on the floor while they watch on ... ::shudders AGAIN::

Though, if you want to talk about ruining our image..we need to bring up Chris Crocker. Oh man, he needs to get beat down. Bad.[/quote]

Agreed... although I'm somewhat convinced he's an act and is managing to troll the entire country.
 
[quote name='Hex']Agreed... although I'm somewhat convinced he's an act and is managing to troll the entire country.[/QUOTE]


Have you seen his little stint on Maury Povich?!
O M G. The way he came out from backstage I was waiting for someone to throw a spear at his chest.

Regardless of it being an act.. people are knowing him for whatever he's doing and what he's doing is making EVERY gay look like they are a queen/gender confused! :bomb:
 
[quote name='lilboo']Have you seen his little stint on Maury Povich?!
O M G. The way he came out from backstage I was waiting for someone to throw a spear at his chest.

Regardless of it being an act.. people are knowing him for whatever he's doing and what he's doing is making EVERY gay look like they are a queen/gender confused! :bomb:[/quote]
And the sad thing is, you know there are those uber-conservative people out there that just use one person like him as their, "typical homosexual," type, as opposed to the numerous non-crazy normal gay people they know.
 
[quote name='lilboo']Have you seen his little stint on Maury Povich?!
O M G. The way he came out from backstage I was waiting for someone to throw a spear at his chest.

Regardless of it being an act.. people are knowing him for whatever he's doing and what he's doing is making EVERY gay look like they are a queen/gender confused! :bomb:[/quote]
I hadn't. Knowing him, though, flamboyant... would be the most tame adjective to use, yeah? :lol:

That I do agree with, hence the reason I have a habit of wearing very plain, un-metro, un-"fag" clothing and act like a normal guy- 'cause that's what 97% of us are. :(

Thankyou, Chris Crocker. You're the reason my boyfriend is scared to be in any shape or form affctionate in public. :roll:
 
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqQnsTP--aQ[/media]

:rofl: When he sits down it cuts to the audience and that one girl who is in a close up really is like "LOL?????"

I HATE WHEN HE SAYS "We're both beautiful women".. ohhh god, BRB ::hate crime::


I am :rofl: at that outfit, though. He is out of his mind. Like if you're gonna look like a girl..at least go for a HOT girl?! He looks like a ghetto bitch who went shoppin at the Goodwill!


[quote name='GuyWithGun']And the sad thing is, you know there are those uber-conservative people out there that just use one person like him as their, "typical homosexual," type, as opposed to the numerous non-crazy normal gay people they know.[/QUOTE]

YES, Exactly!!
 
I'm curious, Hex and LB, if it bothers you that the majority of homosexual men on TV tend to be the most extreme and flamboyant types imaginable. Seems like that's the only way you can be gay and be in the public eye. I believe Homer Simpson has a hypothesis on the matter.

Is Tim Gunn gay? I can never tell. If he is, he seems to be about the only one not trying to be a huge attention whore.

Though I guess that one guy isn't bad. Ted Allen? Is that his name? I can't remember.

I watch too much Bravo. Damn Top Chef and Project Runway to hell for being so addictive.
 
[quote name='lilboo']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqQnsTP--aQ

:rofl: When he sits down it cuts to the audience and that one girl who is in a close up really is like "LOL?????"

I HATE WHEN HE SAYS "We're both beautiful women".. ohhh god, BRB ::hate crime::


I am :rofl: at that outfit, though. He is out of his mind. Like if you're gonna look like a girl..at least go for a HOT girl?! He looks like a ghetto bitch who went shoppin at the Goodwill!




YES, Exactly!![/quote]

Positively infuriating. :bomb:
 
[quote name='Strell']I'm curious, Hex and LB, if it bothers you that the majority of homosexual men on TV tend to be the most extreme and flamboyant types imaginable. Seems like that's the only way you can be gay and be in the public eye. I believe Homer Simpson has a hypothesis on the matter.

Is Tim Gunn gay? I can never tell. If he is, he seems to be about the only one not trying to be a huge attention whore.

Though I guess that one guy isn't bad. Ted Allen? Is that his name? I can't remember.

I watch too much Bravo. Damn Top Chef and Project Runway to hell for being so addictive.[/quote]
You have no fucking idea, Strell. The flamers you see on television are the furthest from what the rest of us are like, and do not represent us or the gay culture. At all. I joke about stereotypes, but they're just that, and honestly I can't stand the fact that people like Crocker get such attention. I wanna beat that little twat's ass more than Fred Phelps, I'll tell you that much.

Chris Cocker is to gay people as Soulja Boy and R. Kelly are to black people- an abomination.
 
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