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[quote name='Brak']I drank a whole bottle Saturday night, and nothing happened. (Except for me getting sick to my stomach and burping every three seconds.)

Look; Just gimme the fuckin' points, Punjabi Nightmare.[/QUOTE]

That comment right there completely obliterated your immunity to back/bowel jokes, buddy.

Drink some fucking Drano.
 
[quote name='Brak']I have.

I've tried everything.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='Liquid 2']Chug a bottle of laxatives.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Moxio']That comment right there completely obliterated your immunity to back/bowel jokes, buddy.

This is your next step. Or, in all sincerity, go to a doctor.

Drink some fucking Drano.[/QUOTE]

Then this.
 
The doctor thinks I got hit with sudden constipated from the combination of an infection, stress and throwing my back out.

... but for some reason, he didn't give me any antibiotics.
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't you have a back problem?

I'm just getting over my injury. I'm 90% about now.[/QUOTE]
One of the disks in my back swelled up from sneezing, which fucked my back and legs up. I'm fine now, though.
 
I think i figured it out, it's getting close to winter, so Brak is just naturally preparing to hibernate. That means plugging his ass up for months.
 
Hey Brak, since your butt is so clogged, does that mean when you take a dump, your bowels basically EXPLODE out of your anus? If so, how much distance could you shoot them?
 
[quote name='Brak']The doctor thinks I got hit with sudden constipated from the combination of an infection, stress and throwing my back out.

... but for some reason, he didn't give me any antibiotics.

One of the disks in my back swelled up from sneezing, which fucked my back and legs up. I'm fine now, though.[/QUOTE]

Ah, disc problems suck. Luckily I don't have that.

I just had a bout of sciatica due to a combination of fatigue and lack of stretching.

It'll be three weeks on Thursday and I'm just getting back to normal. Mornings are a bitch because I'm tight and ache. But I'm exercising again which shoukld work it all out and be 100% in another couple of weeks.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Aaaagghhh!

Not having a PS3 yet is killing me. Every time I see a commercial for a PS3 game, I die a little inside.[/QUOTE]

I thought you just got one.

WS is suspended until further notice. Probably sometime tomorrow.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Aaaagghhh!

Not having a PS3 yet is killing me. Every time I see a commercial for a PS3 game, I die a little inside.[/quote]

This makes no sense. Any good game on the PS3 is multiplatform. I haven't seen a PS3 exclusive that makes me want the system yet.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Do you have a 360? You don't need both.[/QUOTE]

Nope. I was going to grab one when Dell (?) had that deal on the elite's, but I just missed it.

[quote name='Moxio']Why on earth would you want a PS3 other than to have a really dusty paperweight?[/QUOTE]

I guess I'm partial to Sony. I'm no fan boy, but I like it a lot more than the MS consoles.

[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I thought you just got one.

WS is suspended until further notice. Probably sometime tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

I applied for my "Sony Card" which I should have soon enough and then I'm going to get it there. $500 for the 80 GB, SOCOM Confrontation with a headset and an extra controller, minus $150 for using the sony card. Then I'm going to trade some shit in and pony up some cash to get a couple hot games. I've been wanting one since they came out, but I knew it wouldn't be perfect so I was content letting them get their shit straight.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey Brak, since your butt is so clogged, does that mean when you take a dump, your bowels basically EXPLODE out of your anus? If so, how much distance could you shoot them?[/QUOTE]
About 4,000 Microsoft Points feet.
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Ah, disc problems suck. Luckily I don't have that.

I just had a bout of sciatica due to a combination of fatigue and lack of stretching.

It'll be three weeks on Thursday and I'm just getting back to normal. Mornings are a bitch because I'm tight and ache. But I'm exercising again which shoukld work it all out and be 100% in another couple of weeks.[/QUOTE]
Exercising definitely helps... except for that time I was walking, and took a running jump over a 5 foot long mud puddle.

I made the jump, but I was standing, temporarily paralyzed, where I landed.
[quote name='JolietJake']Hey B. A. Brakus.

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Kiss my butt, tclark.
 
[quote name='Brak']About 4,000 Microsoft Points feet.

Exercising definitely helps... except for that time I was walking, and took a running jump over a 5 foot long mud puddle.

I made the jump, but I was standing, temporarily paralyzed, where I landed.

Kiss my butt, tclark.[/quote]
I would, but i'm afraid it may blow at any minute.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']They don't call football games due to rain :cool:.[/quote]
They will if it's a thunderstorm or severe weather, but everything else is fine. Mud/rain games are great, especially watching players slip and slide across the field. I remember a game in Kansas City that had a ton of rain and was ultra messy before lightning hit nearby.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']That MGS deal is kinda insane. I'd rather have that olive PS3 than my 60GB.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to order it. I'll have to wait until tomorrow when my check clears though -_-. I'm totally in for it though. It's about the same as what I would get on the Sony deal and I have the satisfaction of having it now.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo tempting. I might have to do it.

My gut seriously dropped knowing I might spend $400 right now. Is that the mark of a true cheap ass?[/QUOTE]

I'm thinking about it too...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']They will if it's a thunderstorm or severe weather, but everything else is fine. Mud/rain games are great, especially watching players slip and slide across the field. I remember a game in Kansas City that had a ton of rain and was ultra messy before lightning hit nearby.[/QUOTE]

I know.

[quote name='rabbitt']I'm thinking about it too...[/QUOTE]

Do it.

I'm glad the Wii was for my little sister. It isn't worth it's weight in shit...
 
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