The Better Than The Rest OTT

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[quote name='SpottedNigel']Air's broken...only 81 degrees...not too bad...might not be fixed before next new comics day...may die...10 comic books guys will come in at one time and the stagnant air will kill me within the hour...help...dear god help...[/QUOTE]

Deal is done im leaving now ... come into work so two jack offs can sign 20 pages of crap ... last post until I get home :)

Do you work in a comic book shop?

Some of those people in there really don't bathe.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Alright I got to work and I am at my desk, but I have a hard on and I need to meet these people in 15 minutes. Baseball baseball baseball ...[/QUOTE]

If the hardon doesn't go away within four hours, you should consult a physician.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']It's like, it's a nice day and I want to go outside... but what the hell would I do outside? Not having an answer to that question, I sit inside and play Riviera on my Cube instead.[/QUOTE]

Nice day? It's 92 here. I try not to go out when it's over 80 unless absolutely necessary. :lol:
 
I manage a comic shop, yes. For the most part our clientel are actually really nice, regular people...who know how to bathe. Then we do get our fair share of stinkers.

-Guy who's semt re-re, drools a bit on counter (smart enough to not drool on comics...thanks)
-Guy who took 3 hours of his (and my) day to explain some of the difference between LOTR the books and LOTR the movies.
-Guy who complains that comics are schewing to an older audience and should be just for kids. He's in his 40's and buys spider-man.
-Guy who could be a very well disguised tank. I didnt know people could have so much back-fat.
-Guy(s) who enjoy the veluptious women on the covers a bit too much...
-and last but not least... 70 year old guys who come in, peruse comics and the "Art" section for an hour and then leave yelling "Smut peddler!"

The last ones my favorite
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Nice day? It's 92 here. I try not to go out when it's over 80 unless absolutely necessary. :lol:[/QUOTE]

It's 84 here right now, which isn't too bad. I haven't had to turn my A.C. on. Probably because I've barely moved since I got home from shopping. :D
 
[quote name='evilmregg']It's 84 here right now, which isn't too bad. I haven't had to turn my A.C. on. Probably because I've barely moved since I got home from shopping. :D[/QUOTE]

I walked to the mailbox a couple hours ago. That was enough. :lol:
 
[quote name='evilmregg']I just watched that lollipop video and now I've broken into a sweat. Good lord![/QUOTE]

It's because the blood is going... 'elsewhere' so it's not efficiently circulating your body... or some BS like that. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh, to be a lollipop ... :drool: :lol:

And why are so many of the hot ones Canadian?[/QUOTE]

My ears perk up whenever I hear that world. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's CGI?:shock:[/QUOTE]

Yup, and Nigel's right - you can tell the lips and skin are just a bit too artificial. But the hair and eyes were perfect. I'm bettin' they either got their hands on the FF: Spirits Within software or spent many moons perfecting the character models in 3DSMax.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Yup, and Nigel's right - you can tell the lips and skin are just a bit too artificial. But the hair and eyes were perfect. I'm bettin' they either got their hands on the FF: Spirits Within software or spent many moons perfecting the character models in 3DSMax.[/QUOTE]

It was the eyes that got me, they did an amazing job on those.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol:



That's pretty fucking good. :shock: :applause:[/QUOTE]

Hehe, actually the girl kinda reminded me of that girl you posted a while ago.:lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You know, every so often the OTT and off topic boards make CAG seem almost like it's a soap opera or wrestling show.

I mean, you have your top heels, your top faces, and some odd tag teams (like dcfox/sub), someone and thier valet (Shrike and Lulu), or a faction (like the Cagtac clan).[/QUOTE]

Someone and my valet? WTF?
 
I figure this will be locked before I come back so one last post :)

I'm going to the gym then I'm going bowling ... hopefully by the time I get home at like 3-4 AM (or later?) I will have scored a strike in the bedroom :lol:
 
[quote name='Mike23']Is there a skinny girl you DON'T like? :cool:[/QUOTE]

Jennifer Gardner looks like a man ... besides that I'll have to think about it. :lol:
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']i was about to say "She's 14!" and then i remembered the type of response i'd get.

so, um, enjoy!? :)[/QUOTE]

Actually, she's 19. But it wouldn't make any difference to me. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I cant stop playing diablo 2. It's taking over my life....[/QUOTE]

Someone help Morbid, he's somehow traveled back through time and found a way to delay his posts by five years. :lol:
 
I know I am really changing subjects but I had to brag about just seeing Boondock Saints. The movie is so impowering that I want to go out and waste some goons.
 
I just watched the original "Jesus Walks" video on a local PBS station. Not the one with the burning cross that you see on BET and MTV. That one has some merits, and is visually provocotive, but compared to the original I can almost say the MTV version is "sanitized." The one I just saw is increadibly confrontational and right in your face. And the thing is int's intersperesed with video of actual violence and hate crime so there's a serious connection with what's going on in the actual streets. It's much gritter and works much better.

I didn't even know there was an alt version of "Jesus Walks." I literally think MTV made him make the new video because the one I saw would be to threatening to the MTV audience. For all their lip of cool and hip MTV just doesn't get it.
 
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[quote name='flowery']lol was that neccessary...that might really kill it now[/QUOTE]

[quote name='SpottedNigel']ugh...the one on the right apparently needed to sit down instead....[/QUOTE]


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These aren't the droids we're looking for. Move along.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Even the spanish BK commercials are genius.

I don't know what they're saying, but I want me some chicken fries.[/QUOTE]

BK oh no I cant eat BK here it will kill if the service dont
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Post fatser. Don't make me be the one to start a new OTT. Trust me, you won't like it.[/QUOTE]
I think that's implied for all of them.
 
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[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I just watched the original "Jesus Walks" video on a local PBS station. Not the one with the burning cross that you see on BET and MTV. That one has some merits, and is visually provocotive, but compared to the original I can almost say the MTV version is "sanitized." The one I just saw is increadibly confrontational and right in your face. And the thing is int's intersperesed with video of actual violence and hate crime so there's a serious connection with what's going on in the actual streets. It's much gritter and works much better.

I didn't even know there was an alt version of "Jesus Walks." I literally think MTV made him make the new video because the one I saw would be to threatening to the MTV audience. For all their lip of cool and hip MTV just doesn't get it.[/QUOTE]

There's at least 3 different versions of it.
 
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