The ChrOTTicles of MorbidAngel4Life's Love Life.

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']It's not my game, it's my room-mates. I just needed something to do while waiting for Nintendogs. Nothing like a bunch of mindless collecting. And screw those people on Animal Crossing that judge my house, mine is really great, but i get a low score. Wait til, I complete my exotic set, then they'll see.
Jonathan is late hence me still here. Stupid stupid Target, always holding him late. Stupid Target for getting Nintendogs late, and stupid Target because of their shitty commercials.[/QUOTE]

Well, I guess they deserve your ire. I mean, I guess they should just paint a big bull's-eye on the store... oh, wait. Nevermind. ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']I keep farting and I dont know why... Do granola bars make you fart?[/QUOTE]

I used to have a box + a day granola bar habit, and I never had that problem. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I used to have a box + a day granola bar habit, and I never had that problem. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Bah. Granola Bars aren't nearly as good as Rice Krispies Treats.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I keep farting and I dont know why... Do granola bars make you fart?[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I used to have a box + a day granola bar habit, and I never had that problem. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I got these fuckin awesome ones with cranberries and strawberries and blueberries and almonds.... so damn good... I could eat them all day.
 
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I've tried it. :lol: It doesn't work on me. :lol: Nothing can prevent the fury of my rectum!
 
[quote name='Kayden']God I hate Lina...

Is her thought process simply "how can I draw more attention to 'fact' that I have a vagina?"[/QUOTE]
Been in the, "Show Your Ink Thread," recently I take it? :)
 
My dog is awesome. Duke can sit, lie down, and shake. I was trying to teach him to chase his tail, but he wouldn't learn it right. Can't wait till tomorrow when I can teach him some more.
 
[quote name='karsh']My dog is awesome. Duke can sit, lie down, and shake. I was trying to teach him to chase his tail, but he wouldn't learn it right. Can't wait till tomorrow when I can teach him some more.[/QUOTE]
I had a friend in high school who had the first dog that I had ever seen that actually caught its own tail. It was hilarious, because it was fighting itself for it, growling and everything. It would start to circle one direction, then circle the other direction. Yay single player tugs of war!
 
[quote name='karsh']My dog is awesome. Duke can sit, lie down, and shake. I was trying to teach him to chase his tail, but he wouldn't learn it right. Can't wait till tomorrow when I can teach him some more.[/QUOTE]

But does he try and sell the secret family recipe?
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I had a friend in high school who had the first dog that I had ever seen that actually caught its own tail. It was hilarious, because it was fighting itself for it, growling and everything. It would start to circle one direction, then circle the other direction. Yay single player tugs of war![/QUOTE]

My sister's pug used to do that. The best part was when it would stop and then try to suprise the tail after a few seconds. :lol:



In other news, I just bought 10 rolls of stamps. Gonna have fun tonight! :cool: :lol: :cry:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']But does he try and sell the secret family recipe?[/QUOTE]
Biting the hand that feeds, man.

Sure he'll get some money by selling the recipe. But what's he going to do with it? Can't get a bank account or go to the store. Dogs aren't allowed without a blind guy. And after pulling that shit I don't think Mr. Bush is going to take to kindly to him. He could go to Petsmart or something I guess. But his master is going to go bankrupt. Then where's the food going to come from? If I were Mr. Bush, I definately wouldn't give him any beans.
 
[quote name='karsh']... Duke can sit, lie down, and shake...[/QUOTE]
So can Micheal J Fox, but you don't hear him bragging. :twisted:


[quote name='GuyWithGun']I had a friend in high school who had the first dog that I had ever seen that actually caught its own tail. It was hilarious, because it was fighting itself for it, growling and everything. It would start to circle one direction, then circle the other direction. Yay single player tugs of war![/QUOTE]

Isn't that called masturbation? :joystick: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My sister's pug used to do that. The best part was when it would stop and then try to suprise the tail after a few seconds. :lol:



In other news, I just bought 10 rolls of stamps. Gonna have fun tonight! :cool: :lol: :cry:[/QUOTE]
Dogs are so awesome.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My sister's pug used to do that. The best part was when it would stop and then try to suprise the tail after a few seconds. :lol:



In other news, I just bought 10 rolls of stamps. Gonna have fun tonight! :cool: :lol: :cry:[/QUOTE]

10 rolls of stamps??? Are you checking an elephant for erectile disfunction?


*A test for ED is to wrap your pecker in stamps; if you wake up and the stamps are broken, you can still pop a chubby.*
 
[quote name='Kayden']*A test for ED is to wrap your pecker in stamps; if you wake up and the stamps are broken, you can still pop a chubby.*[/QUOTE]

How, and why, would you know that?

Also 10 rolls of stamps is almost 7 square feet ...
 
[quote name='Kayden']10 rolls of stamps??? Are you checking an elephant for erectile disfunction?


*A test for ED is to wrap your pecker in stamps; if you wake up and the stamps are broken, you can still pop a chubby.*[/QUOTE]
Would you really want to lick them after that? That just seems like a waste of 74 cents...I MEAN $3.70, $3.70 DAMMIT!!!
 
*staggers into OTT after a bout of late night drinking with acquaintances of the hot looking female persuasion*

Finrats - what'd I miss?
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Miss Piggy vs. Florence Handerson

Genious.

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I preferred the Star Wars episode myself. Nothing hotter than Miss Piggy with Princess Leia hair buns. :drool:;):lol:

EDIT: Geez, is it me or is the whole OT forum dead today? It seems like I'm the only one talking in the majority of the threads. :lol:
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Miss Piggy vs. Florence Handerson

Genious.

God i love the Muppet Show[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't fuck'em with Miss Piggy's dick*...

*gotta watch Stankervision
 
I don't know if I'd be able to resist the temptation to murder a person if I found out they bought the "crazy frog" cd.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I don't know if I'd be able to resist the temptation to murder a person if I found out they bought the "crazy frog" cd.[/QUOTE]

No court in the world would convict you. It would be a justifable homicide.
 
Lost on the last fucking level of SMB in the advanced level of difficulty. :bomb: Oh well, I think I'll play some more Alien Hominid, which is fun as hell. I suck at it, though, as I die way too much. :lol:
 
[quote name='kittie']You need to show us your ignore list.[/QUOTE]

Too much work ... it's too long for a screen shot and it's too much to cut and paste.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Too much work ... it's too long for a screen shot and it's too much to cut and paste.[/QUOTE]

If there's one thing we know about Sub, it's that he's lazy as fuck! :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Too much work ... it's too long for a screen shot and it's too much to cut and paste.[/QUOTE]

It's more work to put people on ignore though. It's 3 clicks.
 
I only have 6 people on my ignore list now. I occasionally get tired of seeing "You have this person on your ignore list" covering entire pages in my hate threads. But, I'm warming up to it again.
 
I only have 4 on my ignore list. You see, I'm even lazier than subby. It's too much effort for me to make those multiple clicks. I mean, in subby's case that's an extra 300 clicks!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']If there's one thing we know about Sub, it's that he's lazy as fuck! :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I really have no idea what most of these people did to get on here ...

 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I only have 4 on my ignore list. You see, I'm even lazier than subby. It's too much effort for me to make those multiple clicks. I mean, in subby's case that's an extra 300 clicks![/QUOTE]

Not all at once though. And that's time saved later when I would have had to scroll past their shit. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol:

I really have no idea what most of these people did to get on here ...

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And I'm not worthy enough to join that elite list of posters?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol:

I really have no idea what most of these people did to get on here ...

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I've never even seen most of the people on there. I swear you had to just go through the registered users list and randomly ignore people.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I've never even seen most of the people on there. I swear you had to just go through the registered users list and randomly ignore people.[/QUOTE]

Nah I've run across at least half of them, most of them have done something annoying at least once.
 
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