[quote name='craven_fiend']Hell has frozen over,
War at Home is returning.[/quote]
Plot for Any War at Home Episode:
Rapaport needs to say at least 26 offensive things per episode and 8 to 11 things that would make any idiotic viewers at home go "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT!!"
There must be two "push button" crises each week that involve something either sexually taboo for network comedies (or used to be back in, oh, the mid-80's) or something racially/religiously/ethnically offensive.
These problems may or may not involve the children and, if any child is left out in particular, they may show up once or twice in the episode, say two lines, and disappear for the rest since they matter that much.
Here, write your own War at Home episode in less than 90 seconds!
"Dave comes home from work early to hear Larry in the bathroom, making strange sounds (he's actually working on a chemistry project). After discovering three standard issues of Sports Illustrated issues lying around the bathroom, both Dave and Vicky freak out about Larry's sexuality once more. In the meantime, Hillary decides to get a tattoo on her breast by Mack, a 26 year-old gas station owner from down the street, with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES."
I swear, if that ends up being an episode I'm going to call for some royalties.