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*wakes up*

oh my god, I'm still here!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Good for you.... err, maybe.

Yeah, it is good for him. Maybe if you weren't such a whiny pussy you wouldn't have the issue you bitch about. fucking whiny crybaby.

Eh, not really a situation I'd have to worry about, I think.

You think to damned much, asswipe. Get out there and do.
The world runs on emotion, not logic, you dipshit.

Things have to be done before said issue is a concern.

No shit, sherlock. Care to crack out the textbooks again and explain it in scientific terminology? NO ONE fuckING WANTS TO HEAR IT, YOU WHINY LITTLE fuckING BITCH. SUCK IT UP, BE A MAN, AND TOUGH IT OUT.
DAMNMED SNIVELING LITTLE PUSSY. WHY THE fuck DO YOU THINK YOU DESERVE PITY? THERE'S PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND SUCK COCK TO BUY FOOD. EVER CONSIDER THAT, FATASS?


Considering the vitals that add up and figure to the probabilty of things happening,
I'm pretty much a non-issue. Of course, the defeatist attitude probably doesn't help either.

WHAA, WHAA, WHAA. I'm an inept ponce and I'm trying to cover it up by sounding psuedo-scientific. fuck YOU, YOU TWIT!


Geez. What a stupid geek. I can believe I'm bastardizing a mathematical equation for
hypothesising about such ends.


Shut the fuck up. NOONE CARES. STOP CLOGGING THE BOARD WITH YOUR WHINY PETULANT SHIT, YOU fuckING MORON!!

What a loser.
Geez.

At least you got one thing right. Want to go squirt some tears now, you fucking worthless whiny little piece of shit. Why don't you go fucking develop a backbone and then come back and try to act like a fucking actual human being.[/QUOTE]
You disgust me. ;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']The jambalaya is safe, but I wouldn't trust the gumbo or mashed potatoes...[/QUOTE]

Yep. Make sure to make the gumbo extra spicy if you decide to leave it around... at least that way if one of those sick fucks tries to stick thier cock it they'll at least be left with an unpleasant burning sensation.

Well, that might not work. It probably burns when most of them piss already anyways.
 
[quote name='NesHavok']I got diahria from this OTT...[/QUOTE]
People don't know how to spell diarrhea. I know... have to write it a lot...
 
A while back I was browsing through some skins for EvoX and I actually found one that was made from Crash's Tanuki sig. Didn't download it at the time and now I'll be damned if I can't find it...it's pissing me off.
 
[quote name='Spruce']A while back I was browsing through some skins for EvoX and I actually found one that was made from Crash's Tanuki sig. Didn't download it at the time and now I'll be damned if I can't find it...it's pissing me off.[/QUOTE]


It's karma for not using Avalaunch ;-)
 
I think I might take the defeatism even beyond what we have here.

I've never had a date in my life. I'm 0/3 asking out gamers. I've convinced myself long ago to give up and just be alright chilling out and playing games. I'm beyond the sulking and the bitching.
 
[quote name='Apossum']It's karma for not using Avalaunch ;-)[/QUOTE]

In due time...still haven't switched over from the old Media Player to Media Center (or vice versa...I have the one that's older)...how is Avalaunch, BTW...?
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I think I might take the defeatism even beyond what we have here.

I've never had a date in my life. I'm 0/3 asking out gamers. I've convinced myself long ago to give up and just be alright chilling out and playing games. I'm beyond the sulking and the bitching.[/QUOTE]
0/3? You gotta go more often that before admitting defeat you quitter.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I think I might take the defeatism even beyond what we have here.

I've never had a date in my life. I'm 0/3 asking out gamers. I've convinced myself long ago to give up and just be alright chilling out and playing games. I'm beyond the sulking and the bitching.[/QUOTE]

Hell, lookin' back on all my failed relationships it seems the only reason I got into them was because I knew they'd fail in the end. Seriously, I don't know what I was thinking in most of 'em. Probably helps if the girl is single, ya know...? And not, like...dating your roommate...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/14/news_6129164.html

Guys like him piss me off more than anything else (even my mortal enemy, the hippies). He blasts the ESA and violence in video games so that he can make money suing game companies for moronic kids killing people and blaming video games.

Ah, I feel much better now...[/QUOTE]
You should e-mail jack and tell him how you feel. He'll tell you that you're going to hell, or something to that effect. www.stopkill.com is good way to see the concentrated evil that lies within him.
 
[quote name='Spruce']In due time...still haven't switched over from the old Media Player to Media Center (or vice versa...I have the one that's older)...how is Avalaunch, BTW...?[/QUOTE]


you gotta try out XBMC 1.0, it really kicks ass. especially if you have it hooked up to a broadband connection.

Avalaunch is cool...its a bit more streamlined and slick looking than Evox, but a little less stable(mostly when switching video modes, which I never do anyway.) It's got cool features-- IRC chat, downloadable skins, downloadable program updates(mainly for XBMC updates), and some other cool stuff.

Basically Ava has a bunch of stuff that sounds cool, but you may never use :lol: I mostly just like it's menu interface better.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']You should e-mail jack and tell him how you feel. He'll tell you that you're going to hell, or something to that effect. www.stopkill.com is good way to see the concentrated evil that lies within him.[/QUOTE]
Video games are the biggest problem facing our society in this day and age. Sexual offenders roaming free, kids going without health insurance, sub-standard education all need to be left to the side while w ban all forms of entertainment that don't please us and limit people's access to freedom of speech.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']well, I only ask out girls that I can establish beforehand share some of my hobbies. And the number I've met happens to be 3.[/QUOTE]
It's what're you like, not necessarily what you like. Even if you and a girl don't share hobbies and such doesn't mean you can't have fun or hang out. Hell, she may learn to like some of your hobbies and you her's. Just my experience, if you're a good guy at least a few girls will recognize this and wise up.
 
[quote name='Apossum']you gotta try out XBMC 1.0, it really kicks ass. especially if you have it hooked up to a broadband connection.

Avalaunch is cool...its a bit more streamlined and slick looking than Evox, but a little less stable(mostly when switching video modes, which I never do anyway.) It's got cool features-- IRC chat, downloadable skins, downloadable program updates(mainly for XBMC updates), and some other cool stuff.

Basically Ava has a bunch of stuff that sounds cool, but you may never use :lol: I mostly just like it's menu interface better.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's my problem right there. No broadband. As it is now I have to download...um, stuff...:whistle2:$ to my PC and then either FTP it over or burn a disc. Makes configuring Playstation games (that I actually own people...no broadband, remember?) a chore when I should just be able to download the settings to run each game. Most of those features wouldn't even pertain to me. Sounds nice though.
 
beggars can indeed be choosers. I've seen what happens when a woman only tolerates your hobbies but does not adopt them. Time spent with hobbies is not time spent together, they compete with each other. One of the two is going to have to go if they cant learn to get along.

And I hate forcing or asking people to change, so I will not adopt someone with intent to convert.

Anyway, if it really bothered me, I'd go out and do something, but it doesnt at the moment. normally I only find myself pushed into action once every 1-2 years. I honestly dont even see the point of it other than the physical business, especially with the shit you have to put up with to even get that.

I hang around a friend of mine too much, his lady is real posessive. Its a real buzz kill hanging out with those two. It keeps me in a constant fear that I'll end up someones bitch like him
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I hang around a friend of mine too much, his lady is real posessive. Its a real buzz kill hanging out with those two. It keeps me in a constant fear that I'll end up someones bitch like him[/QUOTE]
I understand that part of it (my friend as well is a bitch), and that cannot be a good influence on you.

Anyways, I'm just trying to say stuff, not making a judgment on you. I just like to say that good can come out of it all.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']If I'm ever in NYC, I'm definitely going to see Conan O'Brien.[/QUOTE]
Be sure to yell for the "Walker Lever" like everybody else does now...
 
I don't wanna show off but me lady plays halo, likes anime, and classic rock :D Oh and she WEARS GLASSES!!!! I sound like a jerk, yes, but I loves her so.
 
boo, well. I dont have to deal with nagging and the nonestop yackity yacking. and the money being spent to keep her around, because bitches need to be treated fancy.

I just spent like $600 on ebay this week filling in my PS1 collection, probably sitting at at least 2 years worth of just PS1 backlog now
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']I don't wanna show off but me lady plays halo, likes anime, and classic rock :D Oh and she WEARS GLASSES!!!! I sound like a jerk, yes, but I loves her so.[/QUOTE]
And I'm jealous of her mustache.
 
I mean, my God man, this chick does anal porn and you people are trying to push her away. Why? What's wrong with you?

Anal.

Porn.
 
[quote name='kittie']If you're referring to the classic movie "Pop my Ass", there was no anal involved with me.[/QUOTE]
You should be ashamed of yourself. Thats like having a chick with small tits, in Big Tits #39.
 
And what's up with chicks with mustaches? It's not like they don't notice it themselves. This is the reason I drive farther to get to a Little Ceasers.
 
[quote name='DT778']And what's up with chicks with mustaches? It's not like they don't notice it themselves. This is the reason I drive farther to get to a Little Ceasers.[/QUOTE]
What?

Don't leave sharpies around Mexican girls...
 
Actual participation in anal or not the fact remains, you do porn and the kids should be worshiping you but instead they talk of anime and comic books.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']boo, well. I dont have to deal with nagging and the nonestop yackity yacking. and the money being spent to keep her around, because bitches need to be treated fancy.

I just spent like $600 on ebay this week filling in my PS1 collection, probably sitting at at least 2 years worth of just PS1 backlog now[/QUOTE]

Well that's your problem right there - you're thinking in terms of singularities. I find that most guys still focus on one girl and that's really how everything goes down the shitter. Strangely enough, if you're dating more than one girl, they all seem to want to flock to you and compete for your attention. I'm single and proud of it. I date a rotating selection of women at a rate of 3 per week and they usually come back for more.

Most guys often wonder why is it that a girl will go after a guy who already has a gf. Some of them say it's because the single girl wants what she can't have - the forbidden pleasure (the stolen boyfriend). This is only a partial truth. What most guys don't realize is that when they're with their gf, they don't notice the shift in attitude towards females that they're not currently seeing. It's a very subtle shift. While attached guys will still have roaming eyes, they also forget that they've achieved a semblance of confidence towards the fairer sex. This confidence is an attractive allure that captivates a woman's attention. This coupled with your gf dressing you in stylish clothing AND the fact that you ARE attached makes for an unstoppable combination.

I never go into a relationship with a girl with the thought that I'll eventually end up marrying her. That's a self-defeating thought. I go in thinking she might be right for me but this girl Rachel called me up the other day and she seems like a good one also so I'll keep my options open. That, my friend, is the key to fun. I never get tired of any one girl and once they're starting to use the 'commitment' weapon, I rotate them and bring some fresh blood in.

To focus all your energies (time/money/emotion) on one person is wasteful. What is the purpose of dating? To get to know another person which may end in marriage as an eventual ending. But in order to find that one good one you gotta go through all the bad ones. I think of dating as akin to testing out different model cars. You'll drive a few before you settle on the one you like. Or if you're more fiscally-minded, diversify your portfolio to hedge your bets. You don't want to put all your eggs in one basket until you're definite that basket is the right one for you.

As for money, I truly don't spend a lot of money on dates. Relationships are expensive... dating is not. Understand the difference and you're ready to begin your journey into the dating world. Pimpology 101 is over. Class dismissed.:cool:
 
I just went to the kitchen and I could hear that another mouse got caught in the glue trap. I hope that is the last one.
 
Man, right up till the end I was hoping and praying that they really had Reno 911 action figures.

Then I thought, what the fu(k would I do with them if they were real? I certainly wouldn't buy them, but hey, they'd be out there and that'd be good enough for me. Knowing they existed is happiness enought.

After that I wondered, which $$$$$$ ate the last donut.
 
Even though the OTT I had planned would have blown your fu(kin mind I'd rather build the hype for Dr. Mario Kart's OTT.

That and I'd be sleeping and working for the best parts of the discussion. So I guess my shit will have to wait till Wednesday-ish.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']:applause: A page late, but I applaud it none the less. And Jean? Don't wear that outfit again. Wear a dress.[/QUOTE]

:cool:

I knew someone would get it, might as well be you. :lol:

[quote name='punqsux']how the crap did this end in a day?![/QUOTE]

Cock infused food stuffs. Kid tested, mother approved.
 
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