The Five Seven Five OTT

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[quote name='Tromack']It's Haiku, not Yoda speak.[/QUOTE]

Subtle his way is.
Pacing is good for haiku.
Good template it is.
 
gonna make a game
with only hardcore sex scenes
gonna make millions
 
[quote name='punqsux']karsh, speak properly
anyone can do it, see?
even tanuki![/QUOTE]

No, not tanuki
remember his proper name
he is the fuitjuice
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']No, not tanuki
remember his proper name
he is the fuitjuice[/QUOTE]
Sweet Jeebus! Explain!
Someone tell me its past, please!
Desperate walrus!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']This theme is awful
You can all fucking blow me
Blah blah blah, fuck off[/QUOTE]

Happy pills needs he.
Poor attitude young one has.
Manners must he learn.
 
[quote name='Brak']My testicles ache
I holler in agony
I have sat on them[/QUOTE]

Need more ice, you do.
Painful swelling last long time.
Very much must it hurt.
 
[quote name='punqsux']sweeney caught on well
follow his lead, OTT
and you will do well.[/QUOTE]

Lauding need not I.
Natural speaking this way is.
Think before one speak
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Happy pills needs he.
Poor attitude young one has.
Manners must he learn.[/QUOTE]

Since when is Yoda
A mother fucking poet?
Overboard, it is
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Legend of Zelda
Why must we wait so long to
Enjoy your goodness[/QUOTE]

Awaken the Triforce.
The tale of the new hero
The Golden Land waits.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Great job OTT.
Mods ban non-haiku posts, yes?
They ruin the theme.[/QUOTE]

No understanding
Kind to others must you be.
Cool fruit juice you need.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Great job OTT.
Mods ban non-haiku posts, yes?
They ruin the theme.[/QUOTE]
But what about other poetry?
It couldn't cause problems that I see
As long as intent
Gets through like it's meant
Then it just will not bother me!
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Great job OTT.
Mods ban non-haiku posts, yes?
They ruin the theme.[/QUOTE]

Go suck shit fruitjuice
I hope you choke on a dick
Don't encourage punq.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Sweet Jeebus! Explain!
Someone tell me its past, please!
Desperate walrus![/QUOTE]

Private joke, I think.
Understand it I do not.
Run with it I will.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Lauding need not I.
Natural speaking this way is.
Think before one speak[/QUOTE]
thought before speaking
quite a new concept that is
it will never work.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Go suck shit fruitjuice
I hope you choke on a dick
Don't encourage punq.[/QUOTE]
Punqsux is good mod.
No ban me for no reason.
Pirates are so cool.

:D
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Private joke, I think.
Understand it I do not.
Run with it I will.[/QUOTE]
If true, I shall too.
My confusion, a bit much?
I'll just let it be.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I think we need more limericks
To spice up this topic a crick
Haikus are sure nice
But will they suffice
For five hundred posts with a stick?[/QUOTE]
Punq will now kill you.
You must use haiku or else
Mohawk stabbing, yes?

:D
 
fuck, I ain't reading that.

Completely refuse
To fucking write in Haiku
Feel free to eat shit.

Most negative haiku evar.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']fuck, I ain't reading that.

Completely refuse
To fucking write in Haiku
Feel free to eat shit.

Most negative haiku evar.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='SneakyPenguin']fuck all you fuckers
I hate everyone here
I hope you all die[/QUOTE]

See, mine is darker
and you fucking stole my line
pay me royalties.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']See, mine is darker
and you fucking stole my line
pay me royalties.[/QUOTE]


The .gif says 'fuck you'
My response to your demand
Can't think of last line

Stupid Shaq. :/
 
stopfagsitten2td9kh.gif
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']What has happened
To this website and thread
I can't leave again[/QUOTE]
Wandering male mind
Finds weird thing and goes too far.
Keep the haiku posts.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']What has happened
To this website and thread
I can't leave again[/QUOTE]

So spake the angel
Illuminating our plight.
Bless us now, holy light!
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']
stopfagsitten2td9kh.gif
[/QUOTE]

Tip cries of gayness.
The squeaky wheel wants the grease.
Butt Pirate, methinks.
 
[quote name='smalien1']I hate haiku, they
are so short you can never
fit everything you...[/QUOTE]
Pick important words.
Leave the rest and move on now.
Happy fun time thread.

:)
 
[quote name='smalien1']I hate haiku, they
are so short you can never
fit everything you...[/QUOTE]
games lacking rules suck
rules in speech, adds more thought
choose your words wisely
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Tip cries of gayness.
The squeaky wheel wants the grease.
Butt Pirate, methinks.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
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