The Funk came from Another Planet, and it Landed on the OTT

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[quote name='marten']Not if they're the right gifts.

Music knows all about that. ;)[/QUOTE]
:lol:

What was the story behind that dilldew in a box again?
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']When are you gonna turn on your 360? Thor has been trying to get together an uno/spades/carcassonne night.[/quote]

Just shoot me a PM when you have a date/time in mind, and I'll be there.

Never too busy to take care of business in Carcassonne ;)
 
[quote name='marten']Weren't you demoted from being a CAG for still not playing Super Metroid / Chrono Trigger?

Keep quiet, mexican.[/quote]

you know your life would not be where it is now if it wasn't for my kind. You know what I mean.

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[quote name='Liquid 2']:lol:

What was the story behind that dilldew in a box again?[/quote]

One night in CAGChat, someone was looking up oddball sex toys, and came across the almighty dilstick.

I figured it'd be amusing to ship one randomly to someone, and because Music lives with his parents, I figured I had a 50/50 shot of them opening the box before he could get his hands on it, so off it went.

Strell was kind enough to provide the spanish translation on the note inside, just in case his parents did. (Their english isn't too good, so I had to cater to both languages.)

And the rest is history. :D

[quote name='MusicNoteLess']you know your life would not be where it is now if it wasn't for my kind. You know what I mean.[/quote]

I'll give your kind credit....they have their niche that they succeed at, and they do it very well. :drool:
 
[quote name='marten']Weren't you demoted from being a CAG for still not playing Super Metroid / Chrono Trigger?

Keep quiet, mexican.[/QUOTE]
I still need to play both those games. :oops:
 
[quote name='marten']One night in CAGChat, someone was looking up oddball sex toys, and came across the almighty dilstick.
[/QUOTE]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Stop right there.

It wasn't someone.

You damn well know who it was, and that squeeky fucker knows he's the one who found it.

Though, there is a small chance it wasn't him, and instead was whoever the other guy was that came in and sounded identical to him.
 
[quote name='Strell']MNL broadcasts his failure like it was the Super Bowl.[/quote]

Que? Whatever happened to doom? Last time I heard he was working in some sweat shop.
 
[quote name='Chika']marten, that might be the best story i've ever heard. evar.[/quote]

Yeah, many grand times were had in that chatroom before most of us picked up 360's.

The problem lies in that one straggler who still believes in that french bastard Reggie. ;)
 
[quote name='marten']One night in CAGChat, someone was looking up oddball sex toys, and came across the almighty dilstick.

I figured it'd be amusing to ship one randomly to someone, and because Music lives with his parents, I figured I had a 50/50 shot of them opening the box before he could get his hands on it, so off it went.

Strell was kind enough to provide the spanish translation on the note inside, just in case his parents did. (Their english isn't too good, so I had to cater to both languages.)

And the rest is history. :D



I'll give your kind credit....they have their niche that they succeed at, and they do it very well. :drool:[/quote]

Luckily for me, I caught it. I think I still have the box somewhere. In Bold sharpie it said something like "DO NOT BE ASHAMED OF ORDERING OUR PRODUCTS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIPPED IN A DISCREET BROWN BOX."

fuckers.
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']Luckily for me, I caught it. I think I still have the box somewhere. In Bold sharpie it said something like "DO NOT BE ASHAMED OF ORDERING OUR PRODUCTS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIPPED IN A DISCREET BROWN BOX."

fuckers.[/quote]

free present for your gf, eh? marten should be thanked.
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']You would think, huh? I did, but that dildew can be no substitute for the real thing. :cool:[/quote]

Substitutes are sometimes necessary.
 
[quote name='utopianmachine']I think I could be getting an ear infection. Luckily, I suppose, it seems to be happening in the ear I'm already deaf in, but still.[/quote]

There's a bunch of reasons this could be happening... and I'm sure some of the creative people in this ott would like to tell you about them. however, i will be keeping my mouth shut.:whistle2:#
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']There's a bunch of reasons this could be happening... and I'm sure some of the creative people in this ott would like to tell you about them. however, i will be keeping my mouth shut.:whistle2:#[/quote]

if kayden were here, he'd appologize for bejizzling her ear.
 
[quote name='Strell']This reminds me - the story of how MNL got his 'net back is still forthcoming.[/quote]

Are always this late with getting stuff done? Oh wait....
 
[quote name='Strell']This reminds me - the story of how MNL got his 'net back is still forthcoming.[/quote]

Speaking of forthcoming, just where is the item I requested from you for that occasion, anyways?
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']Are always this late with getting stuff done? Oh wait....[/QUOTE]

Says the boy who still hasn't played a game of Tic Tac Toe.

Marten, clearly it is locked on the fifth level of the spider cave.
 
[quote name='Strell']Says the boy who still hasn't played a game of Tic Tac Toe.

Marten, clearly it is locked on the fifth level of the spider cave.[/quote]

And that just gave me an idea.

A hilarious idea.

One that will out-do the dilstick for those versed enough to have listened to the dungeons parody.
 
[quote name='Chika']if kayden were here, he'd appologize for bejizzling her ear.[/quote]

Wonderful.

I want to see Beowulf in 3D today. But I shouldn't. I've emailed my father offering to sell his Guitar Hero Wii on eBay (he bought a 360 and GHIII for that) in exchange for him taking me to see Beowulf. We'll see if my bribe works.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Didya get that thing I sent ya, utopian?[/quote]

Yeah. Already got it in an evelope and ready to go.

[quote name='Moxio']Jeez, girl, sounds like you are dead broke.[/quote]

I'm afraid to look at my bills and finances and such. I need to list my Wii on eBay tonight. I'm planning on taking a bunch of lame CDs to a CD shop today to see if I can get a buck or two for each. Anyone know how much CD stores give for CDs? Is $2 too optimistic?
 
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